aniki look at this

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I often pick one of my favorite books and read some random pages, and so this morning I read this tiny part out of context and this popped in my mind.

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“Unbelievable.”
“I’m sorry…”

Happy belated birthday, @ka-zu-ya​! IMOUTO IS HELLA LATE BUT YEah ok I have no excuse

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Inukag Week Day 4: family

well, it looks like i fell behind again. But here is something. 

@grapefruitwannabe proof that i don’t always torture our idiots.. sometimes i spread the torture to others…

@inukag-week


The tiny, fervent cries pierced the cool night air, reaching the ears of those waiting patiently outside the hut for more information. Suddenly, the group was alive with cheers and hugs. A silent sigh of relief left them as the fear of stillbirth had been looming in the shadows. It was almost morning now, the early rising animals beginning their daily foraging. The labor had been a long and difficult one, spanning almost two whole days.

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anonymous asked:

Russel leaves for the night and the band goes to chaos because he's not there to keep everyone's shit together. Make sure you have noodle punch murdick in the face and he can't do anything about it because it's et in phase 1.

(This imagine takes place in Phase 1.)


~ Russel rarely ever left the house, he had several reasons. One of those being that he worried Noodle would end up killing Murdoc or vise versa. And if that didn’t happen then Murdoc would probably stuff and mount 2D above the fire. He sighed as he thought of all the things that could go wrong during the time while he was out. Russel rounded up all the band members and sat them in the living room. “Now listen. I have to go out for a bit. My mom’s in town and I’m taking her to lunch. Y’all better behave or I’ll have your heads.” He walked over to the door and looked back to say one more thing. “2D, you’re in charge.” With that said, Russel left and locked the door.


~”WHY IS FACEACHE LEFT IN CHARGE?! I’M THE LEADER OF THE BAND!” Murdoc growled and started to walk towards 2D, his hands up ready to choke the life out of him. “AAAHHHHHHhhhhh! I nevea asked ta be in charge!” 2D backed up until he was up against the wall. “Murdoc! Anata dake no aniki, anata wa furui buta o nokoshi nasai!” Noodle screamed. Murdoc looked over at her and laughed. “I still have no idea what you’re saying, love.” He shook his head and turned back to 2D. Suddenly Murdoc felt a fist against the back of his head. The force was so strong it knocked his face into the wall right next to where 2D was standing. He fell to the ground and groaned. 2D looked up and saw Noodle bowing. He put his hand over his mouth to hold in his laughter.


~ Noodle walked up to 2D and tugged on his sleeve, “Daijōbudesuka, ōkina kyōdaidesu ka?” He looked at her for a minute, trying to figure out what exactly she had said. “Uhh, yes??” Noodle smiled and giggled. She ran over to the cabinet below the TV and pulled something out. It was an old alien movie. She held it up to 2D and said, “Movie!” He took the movie from her and laughed. “Nahh I got somefing wayy better.” He walked over to the same cabinet and pulled out Zombieland. “Now dis is a movie!” He handed it to Noodle and she threw it at him. “Watashi wa zonbi eiga o mitakunai! Watashi wa eirian no eiga ga sukidesu!” 2D could tell by her tone that she wasn’t happy. “Hey! Don’ ya talk about my movies like dat!” He picked up Zombieland and threw it back at her. “Take dat!” Noodle growled and jumped on 2D.


~ “Dai, mame no bō!” She yelled as she wrapped herself around his neck. 2D screamed and tried to grab her. She pulled his hair and steered him all over the living room causing him to knock things over and break things. “GET OFF ME YA LIL SPROUT!” 2D grabbed onto her foot but Noodle swiftly kicked his hand off. Noodle let out a war cry as she ripped his shirt. Right at that moment, Russel walked through the door. He was the chaos that had occurred and sighed. “I had a feeling something like this had happened.” Murdoc was knocked unconscious on the floor, Noodle was attacking 2D’s head, the living room had been trashed. “Guys, I was literally gone for ten minutes…” Noodle growled at 2D before jumping off of him and running over to Russel, “Kare wa watashi no gaijin eiga o misete kuremasen!” He sighed and looked at 2D. “D, she’s like ten. Let her watch the damn alien movie.” 2D huffed and stomped his foot. “She threw Zombieland!” Russel glared at him and went to pick up Murdoc. He threw him on the couch and laid the first aid kit on his chest for when he wakes up. “You’re a grown man and you got your ass handed to you by a ten year old girl over a movie. If I were you I would be more worried about my manhood that Zombieland.”

(Translation) Honnou no Kajitsu vol. 3

本能の果実 Ver.3.0 幼馴染み双子と三角関係編 (R18! Proceed only if you’re above 18!)

CV. Fukushima Jun


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T/N: 3P FUKUJUNSSSS….. AAAAAAAAAA but there are some parts that are really strange (roleplaying involving the words papa & mama) so if you don’t like that stuff, stay away. I admit that I don’t like that part and I had a hard time typing/listening to that part, but that was one scene of roleplay and that’s it, so I just gotta survive and push through.

Other than that…. it’s probably an 7.5/10?? Smut-wise pretty hot though. I wish they had one more scene as their original self UNFF I LOVE THEIR ORIGINAL SELF SO MUCH

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White Suits omake

Hooguro: Aniki, looks like it’s Christmas.

Naki: What’s this “Kumasussu” you’re talking about? What are bears doing there? (TN: “kuma” is “bear”)

Hooguro: It’s a day where you have a party with your family, go on a date with your lover, and so on.

Naki: I see. Then we’ll do one too! Because we’re just like family!

Naki: So, how many bears do you think we’ll need? This many? (14 bears above his head)

Hooguro: We don’t need any bears.

******

Hooguro: Santa is a red-coloured grandpa who leaves presents by your side while you sleep.

Naki: No way, isn’t that really dangerous?!

Hooguro: It’s okay. He just drops the presents and leaves right after.

Hooguro: You have to write down the thing that you really want on a piece of paper, and send it as a letter. And then on the night of the 24th, if you leave a stocking by your bedside, on the morning of the 25th, the old man will leave you that thing you really wanted.

Naki: Ohh.

Some time later…

Shousei: Hooguro. Did Aniki write it down? What he wants.

Hooguro: …um.

Naki’s handwriting is almost illegible.

Shousei: “Ohagi…u”?

Hooguro: I think that says “keyaki” though…

(Correct answer is “cigar set”).

*****

Miza is sleeping when she wakes up.

Miza: …Nghh……!?

She sees Naki in the doorway.

Naki: …

Miza: W-what is it, Naki? You surprised me there.

Naki sits down next to Miza.

Naki: Miza, do you know who this “Sumasukkusu” referee is?

Miza: “Sumasukkusu”…? No…I don’t. (What the hell is that)

Naki: It’s a red monster called a Manta that ambushes you in your sleep.

Miza: …a manta? (thinks of a manta ray)

Naki: Let’s turn the tables on them!

Miza: Ah?…Ahh.

Miza (thinking): I don’t know what’s going on, but if I’m next to Naki, then…

*****

Shousei is in a Santa outfit, and Hooguro is in a reindeer costume.

Shousei: Let’s go, Hooguro. I brought the ohagi. (TN: “ohagi” is a rice ball coated in sweetened red bean, soybean flour or sesame.)

Hooguro: Gatten. I brought the hayaki too. (TN: “hayagi” may mean “fast spirit”.)

They barge into the room.

Shousei and Hooguro: MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY ANIKIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Naki and Miza are dozing off.

Miza: Oh…oh. What the…

Naki: *snore*

Shousei: Excuse us for interrupting while you were making a child. (Nice present)

Miza: That’s not…! And what the hell is a “Sumasukkusu”supposed to be!

That’s Not My Name

Pairing: Ayakane (Shironeki x Ayato)

Rated: T (Ayato has a bad mouth~)

Light and Fluffy

Note: I’m really excited to write this AU. I have been itching to write Ayakane for sooooo long now xD

Summary: This is based on a coffee shop AU (“You’re my jerk barista who purposely screws up my name when I order my caffeine fix AU” via the multifandomnerd)

That’s Not My Name

           Kaneki Ken had been working at the Anteiku coffee shop for a little over a year, his coworkers were pleasant and the atmosphere was always relatively calm and relaxing. The best thing about it was probably the fact that when the shop was empty he was able to sit down at a table and read a book.

           Today was one of those days. Kaneki took the novel he had been reading most recently out of his bag and went to go sit at a table. He began to read, absorbed in the world that his novel had created. He was so absorbed that he hadn’t registered that a person had walked into the shop until he heard the person sigh rather loudly in irritation.

“Tch. is there anyone even working here?”

           The white haired male looked up from his novel and eyed the person that had interrupted his reading. He noticed a boy with dark hair, probably a little younger than himself if he had to guess. The second thing he noticed was that despite the angry and irritable look on the boy’s face, he was quite cute. Kaneki got up from where he was sitting before moving to stand behind the counter.

“Yeah, can I help you?”

The boy seemed to take in the sight of Kaneki quickly, his eyes widening slightly before looking away with flushed cheeks. Kaneki let out a low chuckle at the mystery boy’s reaction to him. The younger boy took notice and attempted to glare.

“A-Are you laughing at me?! Y-You You shitty employee!”

Kaneki was amused to say the least, simply smiling before responding.

“Possibly. Did you want to order something…”

“Ayato.”

The younger boy mumbled while shifting in place. Kaneki nodded, his gaze focusing on the boy in front of him.

“Then Ayato-kun, what would you like to order?”

           Ayato blushed, the way the white haired boy was calling him so familiarly already was making him nervous for some reason. He knew he shouldn’t have let his shitty sister Touka convince him to visit her shop. He was absolutely not prepared to meet this really handsome older guy that made him question his own sanity because they had just met and Ayato was already attracted to him. He felt like punching himself for acting like such an idiot.

“Uhh…. What do you have?”

Kaneki smirked before moving his fingers to tilt Ayato’s chin up to look at the menu behind him. Again, Ayato had a sudden urge to punch himself for acting like such an idiot. The white-haired boy’s fingers seemed to graze his jaw slightly as they moved away from Ayato’s chin. If he wasn’t a blushing mess before, he definitely was now. He struggled to regain his composure before deciding on a random drink.

“I’ll have a latte I guess to go…”

“Kaneki, Kaneki Ken.”

Ayato nodded, not knowing what else to say or do before going to sit down at a table to wait for his coffee.

           A little while later, Kaneki appeared with Ayato’s coffee, putting it down on his table before heading back to the counter to clean up the leftover milk and coffee he had taken out.

           As soon as Kaneki had left his table, Ayato looked down at the paper cup to see “Cutie” written in neat handwriting.

“W-Wha What the hell?!”

           He could see Kaneki chuckling over by the counter watching him. Ayato was not really sure if he was angry with Kaneki for laughing at him again or happy that Kaneki thought he was cute, probably both. If he was honest, he was more than a little happy, not that he’d ever admit it and definitely not to the guy himself. He marched over to the white haired teen with the coffee in hand before putting it down in front of him on the counter.

“That’s not my name! What is the meaning of this?”

Kaneki just shrugged and smiled mysteriously.

“You’re cute Ayato-kun.”

Ayato was completely unsure of how to respond to the statement.

“Y-You shitty employee…”

Ayato covered his blushing face with his hands. Kaneki was really getting hooked on this mystery boy. His expressions and reactions were amusing.

“Ayato-kun, I get off work in 5 minutes. Care to go somewhere with me after?”

Ayato peeked at Kaneki from behind his hands, attempting to look pissed off but failing.

“Are you seriously asking me out right now? You don’t even know me!”

Kaneki shrugged before tilting Ayato’s chin up again and meeting his eyes.

“Well, that’s why I asked. I’m trying to get to know you better.”

Kaneki’s voice came out soft and low sending shivers down Ayato’s spine.

“Fine…”

He mumbled, his eyes following Kaneki’s nervously. Kaneki leaned in closer, lowering his lips to cover Ayato’s. Ayato kissed back eagerly, his hand moving to grip the front of Kaneki’s shirt. Kaneki sighed, slightly frustrated that he had to control himself since he was still at work before pulling away and licking his lips.

“When my coworker gets here, we can leave.”

Ayato nodded dazed, not trusting himself to speak. He was really looking forward to spending time with Kaneki later.

           The door to the shop opened and Kaneki smiled in relief at the girl that walked in to relieve him of his shift.

“Thank you for coming to relieve me Touka-chan.”

“Yeah yeah. Are you in a hurry or something?”

Kaneki nodded, chuckling to himself.

“I have a date with a customer.”

Touka stared at him in confusion before looking around and finally noticing Ayato standing at the counter trying not to look at her.

“Uhh… Hey Aniki…”

The realization of what Ayato had just called Touka dawned on Kaneki causing him to groan loudly.

“Shit…”

Kaneki and Ayato both got chewed out and Kaneki got punched once before they were finally able to go on their date.

The End

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Hahaha did you like my troll ending??? Didja?? xD I feel like Touka would be just as protective of Ayato as he is of her ^_^ Yayyy for AyaKane Fluff!!!! Idk, I was bored. It just kind of happened. Hope you all enjoyed it, Thanks for reading!

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“Nn, …look how late it’s gotten. I wonder if Aniki and the others are waiting for us.”
“Yes, we should probably go back soon…”
“…Time seems to fly by when I’m talking with you, Shannon-chan.”
He seemed to be speaking the words of my heart. We were thinking the same thing, so the same words came out.
“I wish we could talk together like this forever… I hate clocks.”
“Same here. Talking about this stuff with you is the most fun part of coming to Rokkenjima.”
When I saw that his smiling eyes were looking right at me, …I turned around. I couldn’t let him see my suddenly red face.
“If only I could leave this place, …I’d be able to read so much more…”
“…”
The bookshop on Niijima that I go to and the bookshop he goes to in the city are on completely different scales. The book exchange between the two of us had become completely one-sided, with him giving me all the books.
“How long do you plan to be a servant, Shannon-chan?”
“…I don’t know.”
“If, someday, you decide to quit…”
“If I do…?”
“Come over to my place.”
He said it almost carelessly. Maybe he was a bit embarrassed, since he laughed weakly and blushed.
“And then, …we won’t need to worry about time running out anymore.”
“…That’s right. …We could be together…as long as we wanted…”
The little secret dates on this island only happened a few times a year, …and even when they did happen, it was only for a short, uncertain period of time. It wouldn’t work over the phone or with letters. We can only talk about our mystery when we’re standing together like this.
“I know that day’ll come someday.”
“…You think it will…?”
“Yeah. I’m certain of it.”
Certain? Why is he certain…?
“When that day comes, …I’ll come for you, riding a white horse.”
“…Wha…?”
After saying this, he turned away. He was probably too proud to show me his blushing cheeks. But even without seeing, I knew what his face looked like. To come riding on a white horse… …umm, isn’t that… Uhh, isn’t that like a prince riding a white horse…? So, what exactly does that mean… umm… ummmmm… Does it mean…you’re going to be my prince…? …My mind was going blank, so I just couldn’t reason out his mystery of love, even though it was all plain and simple…
“I, … I wonder… when that day will come…”
“Very soon, once you’ve made up your mind.”
“Huh…?”
My heart skipped a beat…
It was so sweet…yet it hurt…
“Any time’s good for me. This is your life we’re talking about, Shannon-chan. You should think about it carefully before you decide. …And once you’ve made up your mind, I’ll respect your decision, no matter when you make it.”
“O, …okay…”
“I’ll keep on waiting until that day comes.”
“Nn, …ah…”
If only I had been a bit more foolish…and courageous. I could have said then and there that I was already prepared, and asked him to take me away from this island right away… But I couldn’t say it. I had to think carefully about my future, for both of our sakes… My head was filled with pointless, senseless thoughts…
“I, …I’m glad… …Thank you…”
“Heheh…”
With his back still to me, he scratched his head and laughed. I knew he was doing this out of embarrassment, so I could clearly tell what his expression must have been. In the same way… He must have realized what my face looked like. We’re both puzzle-solvers of love. We theorize about each other’s love, solving each other’s mysteries…
“…Thanks for giving me time.”
“You have all the time in the world.”
“No. …I’d feel bad if I kept you waiting too long.”
“Hahaha.”
“So, I’ve prepared myself. …No, I should say that I will prepare myself. …I’m not going to quit my job right now. …Yes, …one year. …I’ll do it in one year.”
…If, a year after now, you still feel like coming for me on a white horse… And me too. If I still like you a year from now… I’d like to dedicate the rest of my life to you…
“One year from now, right here, …I’d like to make my decision.”
“…A whole year, huh? That sounds good. Spring, summer, autumn, winter. …That’s a good amount of time to look deep into your heart.”
“S, …so…next year…”
You’ll come to get me, …right…?
“Yep.” He responded to my cowardly determination with a quick, strong answer…
“I’ll be waiting for that day to come.”
“Yes. …I’ll be waiting too… …Make sure…you come, okay…?”
“Yeah.”
“…Don’t forget. Come here next year, okay?”
“Yeah. I’ll definitely come. I’ll meet you here.”
Definitely.

[Umineko no Naku Koro ni Chiru Ep 7 - Vol 5]

listen….. Subaru and Petra cute bonding times..??? I’m so in

and like sorta chuunibyou Garfiel acting like Subaru is his Aniki and he kinda looks up to him/seeks his approval and also loves messing with him and annoying him and Subaru having a taste of Siblingness

And Subaru and Frederica having some kind of relationship status I can’t explain, but they like each other and are good friends but are also weirdly technically enemies, and sometimes they confide in each other about their worries or confusion

and Frederica teaching Petra about maid stuff and Subaru is like EYYY how is the training going? And Frederica is all “it’s making progress” and Petra like “SUBARU NII! ” and rambling all about it

My point is I need more of them in the next season

And also more Reinhard bc i literally can’t their last interaction being “it’s none of ur buisness” from Subaru and Reinhard left in the dust feeling guilty he couldn’t do more, okay, that is a LOOSE END and a very unacceptable one

anonymous asked:

I was looking at that video of the guys on the treadmills in heels again and ur tags said u could see samon doing it and I'm just imagining him and enki both at the gym doing it together

I imagined more Enki walking in and going “Samon, what are you doing?”

“A-aniki, it isn’t what it looks like!”

“–and why the hell are you doing it without ME?”

*gentle gasp* “Aniki…”

Then they both start doing it and everyone who walks in on them just slowly backs out of the room because they don’t want to try and wrap their heads around the Gokuu Bros nonsense.

Bonus: After the fact, Samon is complaining and wonders how Enki can even walk around in high heels all day - let alone do ALL OF THAT while in heels.