Fandom: Teen Wolf
Summary: The girl is wearing an old Dora the Explorer t-shirt and has huge chunks of dark hair spilling out of a half-assed braid. She’s wearing itty bitty purple chucks and regarding him with a look of complete surprise. For a horrifying moment, Stiles thinks that she’s about to start crying, and he’s going to end up with some angry mom or dad up on his shit for knocking their daughter over when clearly, he is the victim in this scenario.
Instead, the little girl opens her mouth, points to the hot pockets, and says, “You shouldn’t eat those. Mommy says they’re bad for you.”
Author’s Note: First part of this series was a one-shot that took off in its own direction without my say so. Second part is the sequel everyone asked for growing legs and learning how to fly. Have fun!