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Prototype au where Dana starts a blog and twitter account to document Alex’s antics, expose Blackwatch, and warn people away from dangerous areas in the city. 

 She also posts pics of Alex being stupid, like that one time he sat on the couch and completely collapsed it, or yanked the door off its hinges on accident. There are quite a few photos of Alex just looking confused and vaguely alarmed about mundane shit. 

 She keeps getting angry caps-locked anons demanding to know where Mercer is and replies to every one if them as if it’s General Randall (spoiler: it is). Later on, it’s Colonel Rooks harassing her, but he gives himself away with gratuitous use of the word ‘unfuck’.

I am so upset about how people are reacting to wonder woman getting a movie.  Honestly all you hear about on tumblr is how sexist it is that dc hasn’t done a WW movie and now that she gets one all people can do is bitch about how gal is gonna be crap, dc is crap, marvel is better and how its gonna suck so bad. Like please can we just have a moment of happiness that this is actually happening and that her costume isn’t sexualised to hell and she actually looks like a warrior. 

Not to mention the fact that not only are we getting a female led superhero movie but also a disabled african american superhero (cyborg being portrayed by ray fisher), a racebent aquaman (jason momoa) and a suicide squad which will feature a woc (amanda waller) and either harley quinn or vixen.  

Look how hard DC is trying to make an amazing and diverse cast which is more than can be said for marvel, and all people care about is that DC sucks so this is all gonna suck.  

At least TRY to wait until the movie comes out and even if you dont like the looks of Wonder Woman PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go and see it, because if it fails then movie companies will point to it and say see people dont like female leads.  

First off: congratulations on deciding to write a hateful comment! They can be hilarious. That idiot stood up to contribute something they thought to the entire world. Like a chump. You’ve wisely decided to write a specific counterargument, with a total audience of maybe one person! This focuses your intelligence more keenly on winning the fight they might never even know they’re losing! The way you’re buried under hundreds of other comments only helps you sneak up on them. You’re so well-disguised you might never be seen! Truly, you are the Predator of this battle of the wits. And not just because you’re probably wearing stringy underwear and smell like a jungle.

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discounting “givedivasachance” because NXT is impressive is so completely ignorant and i can’t believe there are people who think that means there isn’t a problem in the main roster. NXT was killing it when Paige and Emma were still down there, but on the main roster THEY ARE DOING NOTHING. THE PROBLEM IS STARING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE EVERY MONDAY NIGHT ON RAW. NXT DOESN’T MATTER. NXT HAPPENS IN FRONT OF 200 FUCKING PEOPLE IN A DARK COLLEGE THEATER. THIS IS ABOUT WWE. THIS IS ABOUT A PATTER OF DISRESPECT AND BLATANT MISOGYNY IN WWE. YOU CANNOT ERASE THE PROBLEMS ON A LARGER SCALE BY SAYING “HEY NXT IS GOOD THOUGH” THAT’S LIKE SAYING IF I ABUSE MY DOGS BUT I LOVE MY CATS I’M A GOOD PET OWNER. NO. IT FUCKING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

you know what? people can just FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT REVERSE GOODBYE STRANGER SHIT BECAUSE THE ONLY ONE THAT’S GOING TO BE SAVING DEAN FROM HIMSELF IF THAT HAPPENS IS GOING TO BE SAM

BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY DO, DEAN SAVED SAM FROM LUCIFER AND BROKE THROUGH SO SAM COULD JUMP IN THE PIT WITH MICHAEL AND LUCIFER AND ADAM. AND SAM WOULD SAVE DEAN AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW ANGRY HE IS WITH HIM

YES CASTIEL IS DEAN’S FRIEND BUT IT SEEMS SO MUCH MORE FUCKING LOGICAL TO HAVE SAM SAVE DEAN FROM THE (IF IT’S EVEN GOING THAT DIRECTION) CORRUPTION OF THE MARK CONTROLLING DEAN OR WHATEVER.

I MEAN I HAVE TO ASK THE DESTIEL SHIPPERS, ARE WE EVEN WATCHING THE SAME FUCKING SHOW HERE? i just fucking–

So I’m guessing the Valentines Day Video is back?

I wonder which response will stop people sharing it? The angry hysterical caps lock abusive ranting, or the calm, logical and reasonable explanations of why you should not share it around? 

I know which one would work on me.