angriest man in the world

Here’s the official synopsis of Shirtless Bear-Fighter #1

After being betrayed by the bears that raised him, the legendary Shirtless Bear-Fighter wanders the forest he’s sworn to protect, fistfighting bears, eating flapjacks, and being the angriest man the world has ever known! When wild-eyed, super-strong bears attack the citizens of Major City, Shirtless ventures into the human world to do what he does best…PUNCH THOSE BEARS IN THE FACE! But all is not as it seems. Someone is manipulating Shirtless…and only by confronting the demons of his past can Shirtless hope to save his future! A heart-filled, hilarious, tall tale for the ages… you don’t want to miss SHIRTLESS BEAR-FIGHTER! 

On sale June 21, 2017

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anonymous asked:

for the prompting thing, if there's still space - leverage, "I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat" au

The angriest man in the world is handing out fliers with puppies on them.

Hardison is delighted enough by the novelty to drag Parker to a stop so he can take a picture, but that’s apparently a mistake because it turns out getting the attention of the angriest man in the world is not really all it’s cracked up to be, not that it’s cracked up to be anything.

“Hey, you,” says the angriest man in the world. “You just going to stand there, or are you going to take a flier?”

“Fliers are a waste of trees, man, I avoid them on principle. You got a website? I’m all for saving the puppies or whatever you’re saving.”

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