angrbodas

youtube

Let it Go - Loki

by K Allison

youtube

Sméagol Sings Mad World (by Ijameswalters)

I have an ongoing collection of the most “da fuq” hentai images I can find. You know, not just giant women or goo girls, but truly, amusingly stupid things that just make you shake your head and wonder what the hell is going on.

I felt like sharing.

Some examples under the cut. It’s porn, guys, so NSFW.

Keep reading

Finally saw the “Les Misérables” movie last night.

A summary of what happened:

  • Shipyard scene: “Why are they pulling that ship like that? Fuck, the French navy doesn’t have access to pulleys now? Get a block n’ tackle system set up in this shit, guys, and you could really boost productivity. THIS IS NOT AN EFFICIENT USE OF LABOUR.”
    I am shushed and told to take my Age of Sail nitpicking elsewhere. This is of course a doomed effort because the rest of the movie went as follows:
    “LOOK, LOOK, IT’S JACK AUBREY!” :D
    “BUT NOW HE’S FRENCH!” D:

    “BUT NOW HE’S SINGING!” :D
  • Fantine’s song: I sit there, thinking, “This is really powerful stuff, and it’s a beautiful expression of human suffering and pain. Why the fuck can I not get the Gollum verison out of my head?”
  • Every single moment of Eponine: Flashbacks to every unrequited crush/love ever. Cue misery.
  • Jackvert: “No, Jack, you’re a good guy, why are you doing this. Come on Jack, find Stephen and get the hell out of here. It’s well beyond bear costume time.”
  • Every shot with George Blagden: “What the fuck is this character’s name? Goddam, Æthelstan, you have a beautiful singing voice.”
  • Waiting for the Grantaire/Enjolras slashiness: “Oh, there it is. Huh. There wasn’t nearly enough of that.”
  • Sewer scene: “NO SMELLY OH GODS NO THE STENCH I CAN’T IMAGINE THIS IS HORRIFIC”
  • Jackvert: “This isn’t Jack Aubrey, come on self, you have to focus. It isn’t Jack Aubrey”.
  • Javert’s last song: “AT LEAST THE RIVER LEADS TO THE SEA AND HE CAN BE HAPPY THERE. FUCK, JACK.”
    “No, that wasn’t Jack.”
  • Ending: “Why is Jean dying? Didn’t he just fight in a barricade like a boss, escape with a dying Marius, carry the guy through the sewers, face off with Jackvert, and generally be badass? WHY IS HE DYING?”
  • Ending scene: “Gods, it looks like they raided an IKEA store and tried to put it all together into one giant piece of furniture”.
  • Ending credits: “HOLY FUCK, Hugh Jackman was in thi- oh my gods, Hugh Jackman was Jean. I was too busy being confused by Inspector Jackvert to even notice”.
    “I assume this movie was sponsored by IKEA”.

In conclusion: I liked it better than any other musical I’ve seen recently. Anne Hathaway was amazing, and really she made the whole movie for me.

Although I also liked the parts with Inspector Jackvert. Especially when he sang.

There may have been other things that happened. I vaguely remember pretty men in period costume and a ridiculous bonnet. All the first-person views of being shot at were also quite effective, in my humble opinion.

I don’t really like musicals, but I liked this one okay, which no doubt means that it must be an orgasmic experience for people who do like musicals.