I fucked it up a bit, but hope you guys still like it. =P

Text on sign, for those who can’t see it properly:

Velociraptom (/vɨˈlɒsɨræptŏm/; meaning ‘swift ovary seizer’)
Is a bipedal, omnivore with long limbs and an enlarged Shakepearean vocabulary, which is thought to be used to stun his prey. Velociraptom can be distinguished from other species by its strong facial features, with chiseled cheekbones.
Velociraptom (commonly shortened to 'raptom’) is one of the British heartthrobs most familiar to the general public due to its prominent role in the Thor and Avengers motion picture series. In the films it was shown with anatomical inaccuracies, including being much darker haired than it is in reality and without white button-up shirts.
Velociraptom adult males grow up to 1.88 m (6.2 ft) high, and weigh up to 83 kg (182 lb).