angels meme

Obscure Angel Memes
  • [points to anything that isn’t an animal] that’s some good 6th day of creation shit
  • substituting curse words with words from dead languages
  • “Good job, Gabriel. “
  • arguing over which wing is more important to flight
  • “I can’t believe it’s not the Roman empire!”
  • God said let there be [anything that wasn’t included in the days of creation]
  • “Not Babylon again”
  • dinosaur bones in places they shouldn’t be
  • “it takes a village to raise the antichrist”
  • [playing Highway to Hell on a harp}
  • “Mount Vesuvius was a clerical error”
  • coming up with creative names for poisonous plants, then giving them to Michael as a new hair product
  • “Just because Jesus took a 3 day nap doesn’t mean you get one”
  • “I’ve got the body of a loaf of bread and enough alcohol in my veins to be called Jesus, too”
  • [anytime something bad happens] at least it’s not leprosy
  • the weekly game of “Worse Than Judas?”  that involves the angels competing to find the worst human alive

Dunkirque Interview with Fionna Wickerbasket and Henry Stencils 🎬

Everytime my girlfriend is around...
  • <p> <b>My Girlfriend:</b> *walking nearby*<p/><b>Me:</b> I👏SENSE👏A👏BEAUTIFUL👏ANGEL👏HEADED👏THIS👏WAY👏 WE👏ALL👏HAVE👏BEEN👏BLESSED👏BY👏HER👏 PRESENCE👏I👏AM👏SO👏LUCKY👏TO👏HAVE👏HER👏WITH👏ME👏I👏WISH👏ONLY👏THE👏BEST👏FOR👏HER👏BECAUSE👏SHE👏IS👏MY👏TRUE👏LOVE👏<p/></p>