angelina's jolie baby

[first day of camp in ‘The Battle of the Labyrinth’]

Silena: Percy! Oh my God, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Suri! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amaziiiing!

Percy: Wow, so, uh, what’s new with you?

Silena: [blank stare] I just told you.