Hamilton as things me and my friends have said
Hamilton; English … more like *screams*
Laurens; Ha! That’s gay … *whispers* same
Mulligan; My beanie collection has recently reached 17 … *sinister whisper* I need more
Lafayette; Oui oui motherfuckers!
Burr; If you don’t shut up, I can and will push you off a cliff
Washington; *sudden realisation* Holy shit, I’m the dad friend …
Angelica; Just because I’m in heels doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass
Eliza; *screaming* Everything is just so fucking pretty!
Peggy; I am a living meme
Maria; I like the phrase ‘fuck me’ because it can be taken two ways
Jefferson; *bursts into the room* Yes, hello, it is me! I am here to grace you all with my wonderful presence!
Madison; *screaming* I am currently injured!
Philip; My last words will probably be “Well shit!”
Seabury; I am a walking talking bible
King George III; My love for you burns like this house I’m about to set on fire