general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | IS TWELVE YEARS OLD THIS DOES NOT APPLY
hogwarts house: definitely magical, but the odds of Gavroche accepting something like a boarding school??? with rules and CURFEWS?? hell no.
best quality: he’s so generous? like, just carelessly. Hey random girl, have my shawl! hey, kids I don’t know, have my food money! And it’s not twee, he’s not doing it because he’s an innocent wittle angel, he’s doing it for a whole lot of complicated reasons that he’s not consciously parsing(again, He Is Actually Twelve), including obviously that it helps him keep his sense of self and feel empowered in a system that is trying to obliterate him, and it’s a big middle finger to the sort of people who keep tossing him and people like him to the streets, and also he just so badly needs to care about something but he has no one to really attach to and this is the best he can do.
He’s a lot like his sister that way; he’s trying (and in his case succeeding) to maintain a sense of identity of being something besides the throw-away garbage that his culture and family have told him he is, and acting on the impulses that are not like them are a major part of how he’s doing it. This is such a contrast to the moralistic sort of tales where Good Little Children do Good (Obedient) Things Because That Is What Mommy And Daddy/Jesus Want! Gavroche is doing what his society refuses to believe he can do, and considers beyond him!
–aaah okay this is meant to be a quick askbox game thing XD MOVING ON to the next question but I AM ALWAYS VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT GAVROCHE OKAY.
worst quality: the thing where he’s not bulletproof is a big big drawback, someone should fix that
ship them with: …he is TWELVE
brotp them with: BAHOREL, and even my favorite adaptations lose points for screwing that up!
needs to stay away from: His rotten lousy parents, geez. Also, the Patron Minette. Also, armed guards. Shame there’s nowhere he can actually go to do that. :/
misc. thoughts: How is he such a fun character when everything about his life is brutal and grim???