So you know how there’s those memes about ghosts messing with people trying to communicate with them through ouija boards and shit?
Imagine someone trying to communicate with ghosts through some random thing they found on the internet like trying to write out phrases with your eyes closed or trying to meditate while talking out loud.
Imagine a couple of random ghosts popping up and decide to have some fun with this person thinking “this shit again? Ah well let’s get on with it”. And just before they start they hear the person mumble stuff like “Hey, God - or ghosts. Angels? Spirits? Demonic lords?? Er, whichever. Just, uh, idk- I’ve been having some issues lately so like… I dunno, gimme some advice or something?? Flicker some lights?? Maybe I shouldn’t be talking- God this is so stupid..”
Imagine this person just casually striking up a one sided conversation with themselves while these ghosts, who were gonna just mess with them, end up wanting to help this person because damn those “friends” said WHAT about you and wow you’re parents SUCK they sound like a bunch of slobs wtf and holy s H I T is THAT what those pills are for HOLY CRAP that’s NOT OK!! STOP DOING THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Imagine these ghosts/spirits/demons/angels just deciding not to prank this poor person because they’re life is already gotten so bad to the point where they’ve decided to try and contact the divine or at least some higher being. Imagine them guiding the persons hands on a ouija board to spell out “it will be ok” or they make the person jump by turning on the radio only to play a song from one of their favorite bands because there’s posters of them everywhere or even guiding their hands while their eyes are closed to draw silly things or pretty pictures despite this person not being able to draw for shit.
Basically TL;DR: I want ghosts/spirits/demons/angels just casually helping people who are seeking contact and support. Just small little “coincidental” miracles instead of the usual memes.
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I’ve been getting like an outrageous number of asks about people contacting Zozo and Mama. I understand the concern, because evidently Zozo is an evil demon. The Ghost Adventures episode about the demon perpetrated this idea.
I’ve addressed the Zozo phenomenon before. I’m going to address it again. But this time, I have bullet points.
The Ouija Board is the exact same thing as Chat Roulette. Period. You’re going to contact random people. If you are on Chat Roulette and meet someone dressed like Batman, who talks like Batman and claims to be Batman, do you believe them? Obviously not. Just because a spirit says their name is Zozo, does not mean they are Zozo. The chances that you contact an actual demon are like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. You don’t contact angels, do you? You certainly don’t contact demons.
Literally every Zozo/Mama story people have told me is different. Zozo has been a teenage boy, a teenage girl, a grown woman, a cat, and many more. If there is one spirit claiming to be Zozo, then how are they shapeshifting?
I’ve received individual asks from very different people around the world saying they have met the following: Zozo, Mama, Zaza, Momo, Zamo, Zama, and Moza. And a person whose planchette kept spelling Zozomamazozomama over and over. Like what even.
Spirits love to scare. Their fastest way of getting energy is to scare. With you energy, they can start doing the scary stuff like moving things, touching you, or even scratching you. And what better way to scare someone by pretending to be Zozo, and spelling Zozo over and over, and moving the planchette in circles?
With these thoughts in mind, do you really think there is one demon going around the world to different Ouija boards? And if so, why?? What is the end game? To haunt someone I guess but like, what a moronic way to do it. As I’ve written in another blog post, if Zozo is an actual demon then he is a huge moron, and would be like the lowest level demon possible. Why is it going to Ouija boards (I mean, come on, OUIJA BOARDS) and spelling stuff over and over?
I do believe in demons. And they are very powerful entities. They do not need a Ouija board to get into your home. I’ve written a blog post here about how to tell if there’s a demon in your home (it includes my previous thoughts on Zozo). The most important message from that blog post, and I’m gonna rewrite it here because it’s hella important, is that YOU CANNOT CONTACT A DEMON ON THE OUIJA BOARD. And if you do meet someone who says they are a demon, THEY ARE LYING. Remember Batman Chat Roulette.
So what do you do if you’re on the Ouija board and you encounter someone claiming to be Zozo or Mama?
1) Don’t freak out. That’s what they want you to do.
2) Let them know that you don’t want to talk to anyone claiming to be Zozo or Mama. Politely ask them to leave. Keep it up until the planchette goes to Goodbye. Do not just take your fingers off the planchette and put the Ouija board away. It’s like the worst thing you can do.
3) Also let them know that you aren’t scared of them, and they don’t have any power around you. For this to work you have to believe it. You can’t just say it and be terrified, expecting it to work. If you or someone is your party is truly scared of Zozo or Ouija boards in general, do not play, as spirits will target them as they play.
Do I believe that you can contact negative entities on the Ouija board? Yes, even though meeting someone that is truly negative is extremely rare. Do I believe in Zozo or Mama? No.
If you have any questions, my ask box is always open.
the thing about Castiel is, he didn’t fall for the righteous man.
no, that angel pancake plummeted, head first, with a boulder tide round his waist, and led in his shoes knowing full well the consequences, and flipping the bird to every angel he came in contact with on the way down.