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Why I have social anxiety...

When I was little and my mom read me Curios George she made the Man in the Yellow Hat sound like a bad guy. She said that he actually stole George and turned him into his evil little henchman. That is why George ended up in jail. She told me this so that when were walking around stores and I started to wander off she could just say Watch out for the Man in the Yellow Hat and I would cling right to her side. The thing is that I grew up in MICHIGAN. There were men walking around with yellow hats and yellow jerseys EVERYWHERE we went. I would think that every single one of them were evil. I really do feel this mentally scarred me forever. This is why I cant go to a party with out crying before hand even though Im friends with everyone. This is why cant go through the checkout line by myself at Walmart. All because my mom was too lazy to watch me like every other caring parent. She screwed me up and she ruined Curious George for me until my babysitter took me to see the movie.