Down in Bronxy Bronx The kids go sledding Down snow-covered slopes, and Frozen noses, frozen toes The frozen city starts to glow, and Yes, they know that it will pass And, yes, they know New York will thaw, but If you’re a friend of any sort Then play along and catch a cold
so i’m writing and thinking a lot about draco and his upbringing and stuff and like
he’s pretty good at flying right?? he was pretty natural during the first flying lesson and probs the best on the slytherin team seeing as how they went way down hill after he left in sixth year
so like who taught him how to fly when he was a babe? lucius? maybe but he always seemed super stuffy to me and i just cant see him darting around on a broom. they could have hired someone sure but what about
what about narcissa? is there anything that says she’s a bad flyer? she could have totally been on the quidditch team and been super badass and feisty as a kid. imagine lucius at a game and she just whizzes by and he’s all, “she’s a black and she’s a boss on the field? done!”
and then they have draco and when he gets old enough they get him the best toy broom on the market and shes in the gardens all day teaching him to fly and
yes. yes. this is my new fave headcanon. [more here]
Sometimes when I’m feeling empty or emotionally overwhelmed, my kids remind me the best is yet to come and that I can get through this. I love my deck you guys. They’re brutally honest at times but they have such a gentle side too ❤️ #mychildrenshouldbeonthehonorrole #andyes #idorefertomycardsasmykids
Dang there was a lot goin’ on there, eh? Let’s do it up.
Right off, I noticed the title and thought “please let this be some horrific faerie and please let the big scary dean be terrified of it.” And it might be. AWESOME.
I feel ya. I don’t like talking to a lot of people either.
MeltdownMel is rambling and, well, having a meltdown. She wants to bail and hide out in her room and ignore the world because if BroodyMcBroodyPants is worried then there’s probably a good reason to be worried. Perry’s worried and also has new olfactory abilities, but is still kinda into it, while Carmilla is 900% done.
Carmilla is now 1000% done.
If the evil creepy shit is real then the non-evil and less-creepy shit is also real, yeah? ….yeah why not, ok sure Perry. Keep being positive and the universe will deliver. (SIdenote: so Perry has the Wicca phase and tried to do a spell to keep LaF from bolting when they got to Silas. The Dean jumped into her body at the end of S1. Maybe there’s a bit ‘o magic ability there? Maybe that’s why the cave sprite sent them back there when they asked to go home - Perry’s spell DID work here, but instead of making it so LaF didn’t leave her, it made it so that Silas is now “home”. But maybe I’m wrong - it’s late and I’m tired).
BadCopCarm is having none of your hippie shit, Perry.
Carmilla, you have the subtlety of a herd of velociraptors chasing a stampede of elephants through a china shop. Also you’re really fuckin’ fidgety. Worried about Mommy’s well-being or more concerned about what Mumsy can do once she’s free?
MeltdownMel grows a set and tells Carmilla to play nice and if she can handle the groundbreaking and terrifying news that magic is real, Carmilla can help. That should be “help”. The laziest fucking vampire on the planet will half-ass it, I’m sure. Ah, yeah, there it is. The whipping of the sunglasses in the “get the fuck on with it” motion. Mel breaks it down: moon blood vanishing, harnessing the power of the cycle, dudes turn into critters and
YES. THANK YOU. FUCKING THANK YOU. A non-gendered identifying of period-havers. THANK YOU. Y’all get it even if UBK won’t even acknowledge that not all period-havers are ladies. Anyway. Moving on.
Oh, yeah, and there’s a BigBad heading back to campus for maybe a showdown with MamaDean? Or something. So TeamAwesome tries to figure out what it is.
Jfc you are 300+ years old. You’d think she would have learned how to lie and how to be the tiniest bit subtle. But no.
Right so it’s pointed out that donkeys are big in mythology. To the books!
AHAHA cute. If 666 is The Number of the Beast, can we make this one the Number of the Lazy-Ass Vampire?
Well she sounds like she’d be a delight to have at a party.
Calm your tits, Perry. She’s not a good fairy. She’s probably gonna fuck shit up in a massive way, despite how much you’re hoping that this is all just a miscommunication. But wait! She’s trapped in a bloodwood tree so maybe it’s not her. Which is not bad, because apparently if she gets free, she’s gonna turn the world into a fairy kingdom, which is a fancy way of saying KILL ALL THE HUMANS.
This was a solid episode. Good plot reveals/progression, hilarity, proof that Carmilla knows some nerd history with LoTR and great acting from these guys. They really went with the strongest/best cast members for this and I am ever so pleased about that.
Today on Carmilla: Perry Fucked Up.
Yeah Laura, it is.
It would have and you may have even been able to have a normal year of university. (Or not because ~Silas~). And yeah, Perry doing her best Mulder is a trip, eh? Wonder what happens to her…
oh. that’s what’s gonna happen. Though terrible is such a subjective term.