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so i’m writing and thinking a lot about draco and his upbringing and stuff and like

he’s pretty good at flying right?? he was pretty natural during the first flying lesson and probs the best on the slytherin team seeing as how they went way down hill after he left in sixth year

so like who taught him how to fly when he was a babe? lucius? maybe but he always seemed super stuffy to me and i just cant see him darting around on a broom. they could have hired someone sure but what about

what about narcissa? is there anything that says she’s a bad flyer? she could have totally been on the quidditch team and been super badass and feisty as a kid. imagine lucius at a game and she just whizzes by and he’s all, “she’s a black and she’s a boss on the field? done!”

and then they have draco and when he gets old enough they get him the best toy broom on the market and shes in the gardens all day teaching him to fly and

yes. yes. this is my new fave headcanon. [more here]

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A Mystery Skulls Evaluation By An Amateur Tumblrist.

Let’s start at the beginning shall we.

(AndYes I do mean the very Beginning)

Our story starts with an amazing song and a couple friends riding in a van kinda Scooby Doo-ish

We are introduced to these lovely well designed cartoon characters whose names are (From left to right) Vivi Mystery and Arthur who actually seem to enjoy each other’s company all smiles.

They roll up to this spooky mansion and the adventure begins.

Now I know it’s been like two years since the first release of this amazing story. And I’m pretty sure we’re all caught up but look at the picture. This should tell you right here. Somebody’s happy to be here.  The other a tad bit worried. And poor arty looks depressed regretful even. We know the story right?

Right?

Right….??

This is Lewis’s story but why on earth do I feel so bad for Arthur.  I mean some unspeakable things happened in a cave which resulted in this.

This

That

And Yeesh

Oh My Gawd. See what I mean things went south for this makeshift Scooby Doo team. I mean Fred (Lewis)  died. And where the hell is Velma? or Daphne. I’m still unsure of who Vivi represents.

But Anyhoe. Lewis makes this mansion to find the love of his life

And he almost had her but because Arthur was such a scaredy cat he pulled Vivi away causing nothing but heartbreak for these Starbucks Lovers.

Aww Poor Baby.

Anyslut. This was a four minute video which basically set up the emotion and fandomonium for a Television Series. I mean is the creator of this cartoon just a fan of Mystery Skulls the band or is he a part of the group.

I don’t know. But.

This wasn’t the end and deep down I knew that.

My take from this Tale of heartbreak death envy and kitsunes is

Vivi and Lewis loved each other.

Was Arthur Jealous. ( Whether he was jealous of Vivi or Lewis who knows because nowadays you can just assume somebody’s straight right away.  I mean he could’ve killed Lewis because if I can’t have you nobody can. Or he could’ve killed Lewis because he’s the only thing standing in the way of him and Vivi) I do know that whatever possessed Arthur only wanted to possess Arthur because hello he’s the only one showing feelings in this photo.

It’s okay baby. I still think ur beautiful.

And what happened to Vivi some said her memory was wiped by Lewis. Other say Mystery did it. I speculate that maybe it happened unintentionally and for the integrity of the team. This doesn’t look like a mystery team who just lost a member.

They seem pretty happy right?

And What is up with Mystery he bit Arthur’s arm off I kinda wanna know what happened to his arm did Mystery eat it and bury the bones for later. I mean he is a dog/fox creature.

Mystery Skulls Ghost is an enchanting story and I didn’t think it could get any better

Oh fucking hot cakes and sausages what is this.

Yes Part Twah and I’m about to bust this case wide open with this Analysis.

What the fuck is that.

No wait what the fuck is that?

Is that the arm. Not just the arm but Arthur’s Arm the one Mystery Ate and buried. It’s Sentient. Ooooooh Shiiiet. I’m gonna enjoy this. What does this mean what is it doing? What is it looking for. Is it looking for Arthur. Oh my gawd so many Quackadoos.  Let’s toon in.

So this happened. She’s not familiar at all. I like her bandages and stuff she’s pretty pawpin. But what is she doing in the cave and yes I mean.

This cave.

Beware Something wicked this way comes.

Now I posted this photo again because this should explain why this happened.

His (Lewis) Body is still down there.  Clearly this she-bitch was trying to get something else but. I guess the essence of dead Lewis was enough for her to get what she needed.

Is this what she needed. Nope it’s just the sad heart from Ghost. And is it me or has Lewis gotten Hawter I mean look at this. Death never looked so good.

You can thank me later for the screenshot I know how tumblr likes to get nasty.

Anyways this bisquick mix decide to stick her hands in other people’s business.

And by stick I mean pick and by pick I mean girls gon gardening pulling out some lovely begonias and sunflowers. And if you thought those colors were familiar let me shed some light on this.

What is with Shiromori. Uhhh ermm I mean Bonsai Watch. She has these flower powers digging up dirty secrets and what for. That rose she made that died earlier.

Oh. So she wants. Mystery. Wait let me get this straight she blows flowers and the petals lead you to the person or spirit. Got it. (we need this for later.)

Euughck she is one conniving bush.  She is clearly gonna be an antagonist or somethings. Who knows.

Well he might. And boy is my boy pissed. I done told that dandelion to stay away from my begonias.

Me so sorry Master Lewis I no mean to harm you me take roses and go.

Yeah not today you bean sprout. Look at this. Lewis is mad not only because his love is missing again but this gardener is out here spilling tea. I knew she’d get what was coming to her.

She literally lost her head.  Now it makes me wonder if Mystery Skulls should use music from The Bloody Beetroots instead.

So Lewis retrieved his heart but makes me wonder is he only looking for love or is revenge also an option.

Heh heh heh uhhhhh….

Oh yeah so the Gardener was fired and went on her search to find the Kitsune.  Umm but our story didn’t end here.

It’s My beautiful bubbly buddy Arty. And it looks like he’s been losing sleep I said this before but I’ll say it again. I know this is Lewis’s story but look at this guy.

He’s really going through the motions. Makes me wonder if those smiles they had in the beginning was all just for show.

And….Is Arthur looking for Lewis. Man this is kinda sad. I mean if Arthur is an innocent bystander in this than who can I be mad at.

Oh okay I think I’ve got the idea. What the hell is Mystery doing. These pictures are very important because. The image on the computer starts disappearing and it seems like Vivi’s to blame but it’s Mystery that gets all Shady eyed and growlish. I think this Kitsune maybe hiding some deep deep secrets. Damn where’s The Gardener when you need the tea.

Now I really have some mixed feelings about Mystery (Ben) what the hell you scaring my baby like that for.

Oh shit he’s gone full Kira Yukimura on these bitches. What the actual hell is going on here.

Was it a flashback a hallucination or something. No I believe that Arty is so sleep deprived he’s starting to see the truth. The way Mystery looked at him seemed more like oh shit he can see my true form. You do know kitsunes choose their forms. So if one can come back as a human. Why not a dog.

Vivi wakes up and Oh look Scappy Doo is back to his old self again.

Telling lies and keeping secrets. You mangy mutt.

Lewis has those petals from the flower the Gardener left. And remember what I said about that.

Awwwww Yeah. Looks like somebody’s gonna get their true love and maybe some revenge too.

Until then I’ll be waiting a few more years until Mystery Skulls drops another single the creator of this show really likes.  

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I forgot how sexy this song was, especially with these dancers.