“I don’t think Beth is worth it.” “You don’t even know Beth.” “Er, I think I do. I think I’ve been her… Let me guess, for every ten letters you write, she writes one. She’s always the one who ends the phonecall. You happen to mention when your birthday is coming up because you know, deep down, she’s already forgotten it. Meanwhile, she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook.”

Some girl in my classroom: Omg the guys from 1D are like so hot, look at them!

Me: They’re not that hot

Her: They’re way better than your band members

And that is how she got brutally murdered after school.