i was texting someone and i didn’t look at what i was typing so i accidentally said “fall lit boy” instead of “fall out boy” and my sleep deprived, hopped up brain took that typo and fuckin sprinted

i’m not even remotely sorry

“He’s so perfect! Just look at him, my precious little baby boy! So talented! I love him”

-me talking about a bunch of 30+ year old guys.