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10 Things I Hate About You: Can’t Take My Eyes Off You (Heath Ledger)

I know everyone remembers Heath for The Joker…but this really is my best film memory of him.

The look of surprise and delight her face when the orchestra kicks in is something else.

Yes, girl, he bought off the entire orchestra for you. 

One of the best teen movie moments ever.

On the 12th day of Christmas USSF gave to me….

LH 12 prevailing

11 always slaying

Originally posted by epitomeofloyalty

10 always scoring

Originally posted by pressquad

9 different numbers

8′s new owner

Originally posted by iguessyoucanjustcallmev

7′s cap and goal

Originally posted by believethatwe

6′s diving header

Originally posted by sugarfile

Here’s 5 more newbies

4′s 100th cap

3 stars

2 teen prodigies 

and a ship that has set sail- OMG!!!


The “First Cap-First Goal Club” has: McCaffrey, Pugh, Williams…

Then there’s the “First Cap-First & Second Goal + First Assist Club” AKA Christen Press’ Club

Who you should fight: British Prime Ministers

H. H. Asquith: He will be drunk, and distracted by intra-party division, and you will crush him. However, you will always harbour a sneaking suspicion that he deserved better.

David Lloyd George: He shouldn’t win, but he will. Probably by, ah, ‘bending the rules’ a bit, but his natural charisma will make it hard for you to bear a grudge.

Andrew Bonar-Law: Who is this man? Why do you want to fight him? You don’t know. He doesn’t know. It’s all very confusing.

Stanley Baldwin: A principled fighter who would rather lose than cheat even a tiny bit, he will win effortlessly anyway, and twinkle at you afterwards. You will like him anyway, and everyone will loudly wonder whether it was just sheer luck on his part, so your reputation is safe.

Ramsay MacDonald: See H. H. Asquith. May also decide, mid-fight, to join your team. Go along with it.

Neville Chamberlain: He will think you agreed not to fight. Then he will fight you, badly. Then he will give up and hand over to his mate Winnie.

Winston Churchill: If you don’t know whether or not you could take Winston Churchill in a fight then you have probably been living under a rock your whole life, or you are an American, or both.

Clement Attlee: Right, so let’s say you are mentally deranged, and want to fight this tiny, gentle, bird-boned man; you expect to win. You do not win. Five seconds into the fight, in fact, you are flat on your back, bleeding profusely whilst he calmly calls an ambulence and gets his mate Nye to explain the importance of socialised healthcare to you.

Anthony Eden: He should win. He is stronger, fitter, a better fighter. Somehow, though, he will cock up massively and you will beat him.

Harold Macmillan: Go on, fight him. He’s a shit, so I hope you win.

Sir Alec Douglas-Home: He is graceful, sleepy and tolerant. An easy win for you, you might think. No. This gentle fucker once got egged and caught the egg one-handed. Also foiled an attempt to kidnap him. Even if you were Harold Wilson, you might only win victory by a narrow margin.

Harold Wilson: Has a mixed record. I’m saying this one is 50/50 and depends on whether you are more of a Ted Heath or an Alec Douglas-Home yourself.

Ted Heath: You could probably beat Ted Heath in a fight by distracting him with nice music or his own hatred of Margaret Thatcher. The victory would be oddly hollow, though. It’s hard to really want to beat the shit out of a man who hacked a chocolate bust of Thatcher into pieces with a big knife.

Jim Callaghan: You don’t want to fight this sunny little sweetheart anyway, so who cares if you’d win or not?

Margaret Thatcher: You could not beat Margaret Thatcher in a fight. Please do not attempt to.

John Major: Yes, you could beat John Major in a fight, unless your name is Neil, or you are a ginger.

Tony Blair: I know you want to fight Blair, but you will not win, even though he looks weedy. He will beat you. Badly. Three times. May also lie, cheat, or deploy a Prescott.

Gordon Brown: DO NOT FIGHT BROWN, because if you harm a single hair on his head, I will hunt you down and kill you to death. I guess he’s also a great endurer and would probably take whatever you threw at him and fight until you were exhausted and gave up and therefore he would win. So that’s two reasons not to fight him. Don’t do it, kids.

David Cameron: You want to fight this genial-seeming, pink-faced, stuck-up posh-boy pig-fucker. Even if you quite like him, you know you do. Go on. You want to. 

  • Me to all my crushes: I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all all once