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they-call-me-andi  asked:

What exactly does a Himalayan salt lamp do? I see them everywhere and have seen a lot of people talk about using them.

This is a really great question!

Himalayan salt lamps, also referred to as Pink Salt lamps, serve a variety of purposes.

Scientifically, the illuminated salt absorbs moisture and positive ions from the air. When this is heated, it cleanses the water vapor, releases now negative ions into the air, which is wonderful for our airways and lungs. Salt lamps are often used a lot in rooms where individuals who have allergies sleep, as it helps purify the air for them.

Metaphysically and energetically, the salt lamps help repel and keep away negative energies and negative entities. My salt lamp literally never ever gets turned off, sits happily in the corner of my bedroom, and keeps watch over my room. 

It’s literally just a chunk of pink salt that has had a little space in the center of the chunk carved out, and then a base is inserted with a lightbulb attached.

And it really is salt, too. I’ve licked many a salt lamp to make sure it’s real salt as there are some fake manufacturers out there. 

1angallagh3r  asked:

I haven't been on tumblr in weeks but the first thing I did upon logging in was come looking for Kent and Andy and after a really shitty few weeks your words made me feel so much better so thank you <3

AHH AHH THANK YOU. I hope your weeks get less shitty really soon! 

I’m really struggling to write lately but I am working on more Andy fic–a couple hundred words a week is a victory for me, so it takes a while. Here’s what I’ve got of one (featuring Andy/Maida polyamory, complicated relationships, and warnings for emetephobia):

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hello confirmation that cyrus turning around was intentionally to show that he likes jonah!! can i just point out that they are clapping and cheering! i have never been this happy, i mean, look at them. look at josh. look at asher. listen to peyton. listen to everyone in the room. they support it. they are just as excited about this as we are. this is happening people & i couldn’t be happier!!

Greaser Hair!

Alright guys, I’m going to show you how I take my luscious locks and make them into rumble-worthy greaser hair.

Maybe I can …. shed some light on the situation.

That was a horrible pun, I know.

Step 1: Throw on your Greaser Jams. I recommend this song.

Step 2: Push all you hair into the center of your head and pin it with bobby pins

You’re aiming for a “fo-hawk” kinda look. You’re basically going to get a big floppy mohawk down the center of your head. Don’t forget to secure the hair near the base of your skull with bobby pins in an “X” formation so that the baby hairs don’t slip out and ruin your do!

Step 3: Tease it a bit.

Separate your hair into sections that you can curl and back comb it until your hair is a bit floofy, but not too much or the next step will be more difficult. 

You want it to be able to hold the form of a curl without too much hairspray, but you don’t want too much, or you’ve totally switched decades. 

(repeat above with your whole head)

Step 4: Time to curl that shit

The reason you curl it after you pin it is so your curls fall forward. You want to start father back and move your way forward so your little ducktail (your bangs) is the last thing that you curl.

Time for the little ducktail!!

Now this is the basic shape your do is going to have …. now onto the fun part.

Step 5. HEADBANG LIKE THE ROCK GOD YOU KNOW YOU ARE!

Step 6: Pin it so your do wont flop.

BOBBY PIN UNTIL IT LOOKS PRESENTABLE. 

I have to put a tiny bobby pin in the very center of my little swooshy curl in the front so it stays short enough. We don’t wanna look like an emo alpaca. 

Step 7: Now add your sideburns.

Every great greaser has killer sideburns. I use mascara to darken the ones I have and make them longer.

Step 8: Turn on the Stray Cats and go crusin’

  • Paramore: *releases new music and announces a tour and album*
  • All Time Low: *releases new music and announces a album*
  • Fall Out Boy: *tweets a bunch of addresses that all lead to movie theatres in Chicago with a time and plays a ten second video shot at a resort with the words "Fall Out boy" at the end without explaining anything to fans*
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#in which jake andy is a dork

Some people talk with their hands,

Andrew Rannells talks with his eyebrows.