andrew o'malley

The year is 2017. There are movies featuring Josh Gad, Leslie Odom Jr., Beanie Feldstein, and Daveed Diggs, all in theaters at the same time. Rory O'Malley, Josh Groban, Jeremy Jordan, Ben Platt, Anthony Ramos, and Andrew Rannells are all on famous TV shows within weeks of each other. Speaking of Ben Platt, he is working on a solo album. Dear Evan Hansen and Anastasia are about to perform in a nationally televised parade. Falsettos and Great Comet are coming back on the West Coast. Newsies is on Netflix. Come from Away has a movie deal.

Happy Thanksgiving, Broadway fans.

mood.

it’s time ta, time taAAAA, mAn uUUUU- SAL TLAY KA SITI, s AL TLAAYY KA SIIIITIII,

or LANdo, orLAANDO, i’m cOoomiiiiing-

SAL TLAY -mAN UUUUUP- KA SITI

SAL TLAY KA SITIIIIIIIII

it is tIME TAAAaaa…

I H A V E M A G G O T S I N MY S C R O T U U U U U U U U M

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*throws fist in the air while stage lights flicker and shut off*

This is what happens when I get bored and have nothing better to do with my time. I create crossover artwork. Okay this is the first time I’ve done this, but I’m still proud of it!

The Book of Mormon in the style of Falsettos.

Favourite Book of Mormon moments
  • the harmonising at the end of hello BOI fucc 
  • oh come on you guys
  • the two by two choreography 
  • ‘australia where the say, g’day
  • ‘every captain needs a mate’ ‘AYE AYE
  • ‘i’ll do something incredible, THAT BLOWS GOD’S FREAKIN’ MIND
  • that one ‘BUT MOSTLY ME’ in the middle where he just really fuckin goes for it boi i am deceased 
  • kevin’s face when he’s told what hasa diga means A+ comedy gold
  • Arnold like body popping to hasa diga before kevin drags him off to the side
  • ‘F you heavenly father? HOLY MOLY I SAID IT LIKE THIRTEEN TIMES
  • nabulungi just being so darn cute literally always
  • ‘my hetero side just won’ *bangs on chest*
  • the tapping and those fucking PINK VESTS
  • kevins confusion as to how the fuck am i wearing this vest and tap dancing ???
  • CRUSH IT! okay?
  • literally anything mckinley does 
  • ‘goodnight best friend’ ‘goodnight pal’
  • ‘maybe you should let me do the talking and you can stand and support me by saying oh wow and stuff like that’
  • the shitty jazz split at the start of all american prophet 
  • ‘wow! God says go to your back yard and start digging, that makes perfect sense!
  • ‘they’ll have to believe me just, … cause
  • actually basically the whole of all american prophet that song is my JAM
  • naba being a freakin angel singing 
  • ‘oh em GOSH you guys, i’m freaking out’
  • ‘look, we’ve all had the spooky hell dream people. I have it nightly
  • AFRICA IS NOTHING LIKE THE LION KING. I think that movie took a lot of artistic licence’
  • the fucking boy band mormon backing dancers in man up JESUS
  • ‘heavenly father, why do you let bad things happen? more to the point why do you let bad things happen to me?’ (fucking hell kevin)
  • when everyone comes together at the end of act 1 that is a B L E S S I N G 
  • ‘how do you know? christ never said nothin bout no clitoris’ ‘YES! YES HE DID!
  • hmm, up again making things you are
  • ‘YOU BROKE THE RULES ELDER! YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME NOW!’ ‘mickey?
  • SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM IS MY FUCKING LIFE LINE
  • honestly can you believe jesus calls kevin a dick and elder mckinley gives hitler a blowjob all in the same song, what a gem
  • oh, you had the hell dream didn’t you? was i in it?
  • oh kevin price you beautiful beautiful douchebag 
  • ‘i love these mormon stories. they’re so fucking weird and intricate’
  • every single innuendo in baptise me
  • ‘something incredible. you’ve done something incredible. i’ve never seen a rectum blockage of this kind’
  • the worst/best line in the whole show: ‘lets smile and laughrica
  • AFRICANS ARE AFRICANS BUT WE ARE A-*SLAMS HANDS ON THE FLOOR* FRICAAAAA
  • kevins coffee fuelled rant
  • ‘well well, if it isn’t super mormon. you’re really changing up Uganda aren’tcha?’
  • ‘of course you woke up YOU DRANK TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE
  • why the HECK didn’t they put orlando on the cast recording i will fiGht 
  • ‘hi! my name is joseph smith and i’m going to fuck this baby!’ ‘WHAT
  • MCKINLEY’S FUCKING PINK SUITCASE
  • ‘you know what guys? fuck him
  • the A+++ character development in ‘we love to dance and shout, and let all our feelings out’ (mckinley my sweet child)
  • the ugandans as elders honestly
  • the book of arnold
  • THANK YOU GOD! MA HA BEI BU EEBOWAI!