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Me trying to convince myself I’m not going to hell after reading smut in public

anonymous asked:

You said the Republican party fought against slavery.. That is true, but the Republican party around that time period have more modern Democrat beliefs. They were northerners who believed in equal rights. And the Democratic party in the 1800s had view more similar to modern Republican beliefs. The party's beliefs flip flopped around late 1800s-early 1900s.. The conservative states were always advocating for slavery and oppression. They were also the last states to give women the right to vote.

Originally posted by onemorechapter11

Let’s discuss some history then.

1791 - The Democratic-Republican Party is formed by James Madison and Thomas Jefferson against Alexander Hamilton’s Federalist Party. The Democratic-Republicans strongly opposed government overreach and expansion, the creation of a national bank, and corruption.

1804 - Andrew Jackson purchases the plantation that will become his primary source of wealth.

1824 - The Democratic-Republican Party split. The new Democrats were supported by Andrew Jackson and Martin Van Buren, and the National Republicans were supported by John Quincy Adams and Henry Clay.

1828 - Andrew Jackson is elected President of the United States.

1830 - Andrew Jackson signed the Indian Removal Act, whereby the Cherokee and other native tribes were to be forcibly removed from their lands.

1831 - Cherokee Nation v. Georgia, whereby the Supreme Court ruled that Cherokee Nation was sovereign and the U.S. had no jurisdiction over Cherokee lands. Andrew Jackson had already started to enforce the removal of the Choctaw.

1832-33 - The Whig Party is formed in opposition to Jackson’s government expansion and overreach in the Nullification Crisis and the establishment of a Second National Bank. The Whig Party successfully absorbs the National Republican Party.

1838 -  Many Indian tribes had been forcibly removed. Under Jackson, General Winfield Scott and 7,000 soldiers forced the Cherokee from their land at bayonet point while their homes were pillaged. They marched the Cherokee more than 1,200 miles to the allocated Indian territory. About 5,000 Cherokee died on the journey due to starvation and disease.

1854 - The Whig Party dissolves over the question of the expansion of slavery. Anti-slavery Whigs and anti-slavery democrats form the Republican Party with their sole goal being to end slavery.

1861 -The election of President Lincoln spurs the beginning of the Civil War.

1862 - Lincoln writes a letter where he declares he wishes to preserve the union regardless of the morals on slavery. He issues the Emancipation Proclamation, whereby all slaves in Union territories had to be freed. As states came under Union control, those slaves too had to be freed.

1863 - Frederick Douglass, former slave and famous Republican abolitionist, meets with Lincoln on the suffrage of emancipated slaves.

1864 - Lincoln revised his position on slavery in a letter to Albert G. Hodges stating “If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong.”

1865 - Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrenders at the Appomattox Courthouse to Union victory. After Lincoln’s Assassination, Democrat President Johnson issues amnesty to rebels and pardons the slave owners of their crimes.

1865 - The 13th Amendment which ended slavery passed with 100% Republican support and 63% Democrat support in congress.

1866 - The Klu Klux Klan is formed by Confederate veterans to intimidate black and Republicans through violence, lynching, and public floggings. They gave open support to the Democrat Party.

1866 - The Civil Rights Act of 1866 is vetoed by Democratic President Andrew Johnson. Every single Republican voted and overturned the veto.

1868 - The 14th Amendment which gave citizenship to freed slaves passed with 94% Republican support and 0% Democrat support in congress. The first grand wizard of the KKK, Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest is honored at the 1968 Democratic National Convention.

1868 - Representative James Hinds who taught newly freedmen of their rights is murdered by the KKK.

1870 - The 15th Amendment which gave freed slaves the right to vote passed with 100% Republican support and 0% Democrat support in congress.

1871 - The violence of the KKK grew so savage that congress passed the Enforcement Acts to repress their influence.

1875 - Democrat Senator William Saulsbury speaks out against the Civil RIghts Act of 1875, claiming it will allow “colored men shall sit at the same table beside the white guest; that he shall enter the same parlor and take his seat beside the wife and daughter of the white man, whether the white man is willing or not, because you prohibit discrimination against him.“

1884 - A train conductor orders Ida B. Wells, a black Republican woman, to give up her seat and move to the smoking car. Wells was an investigative journalist who worked for a Republican journal to expose the horror of lynching. She advocated for the 2nd amendment rights for blacks so that they could protect themselves, and she denounced the Democratic Party for treating blacks as property unequal to whites.

1892 - Democrat Benjamin Tillman is re-elected to the Senate. He was a white supremacist who boasted his participation in lynchings. He is quoted saying that “as long as the Negroes continue to ravish white women we will continue to lynch them.”

1915 - Democrat President Woodrow Wilson screens KKK promotion film Birth of a Nation. The film pictured blacks as ignorant and violent savages, and the Klu Klux Klan as rescuers and protectors of the civilized world. The popularity of the movie revived the Klu Klux Klan which had previously gone extinct. Reportedly Wilson said about the film that “[it] is like writing history with lightning, and my only regret is that it is all so terribly true.”

1919 - The 19th Amendment which officially gave women the right to vote passed with 82% Republican support and 54% Democrat support in congress.

1924 - Thousands of Klansmen attend the 1924 Democratic National Convention.

1933 -  The chief Nazi newspaper, Volkischer Beobachter, praised “Roosevelt’s adoption of National Socialist strains of thought in his economic and social policies” and “the development toward an authoritarian state.”

1933 - Democrat President Franklin Delano Roosevelt passes the Agricultural Adjustment Act with the well-meaning goal to help farmers and sharecroppers. Instead, though it aided white farmers, it resulted in increased unemployment and displacement of black farmers.

1933 -  FDR established the National Recovery Administration to stimulate business recovery by forcing employers to pay higher wages for less work. This relief program was enforced on a local level and allowed Jim Crow racism to flourish, resulting in many blacks being fired to be replaced by whites. 

1934 -  The Federal Housing Administration is introduced under FDR. The FHA made homeownership accessible for whites, but explicitly refused to back loans to black people or even other people who lived near black people.

1936 - The Roosevelt Administration finally begins vying for the black vote. Though the relief programs neglected blacks, their communities were bombarded with advertisements. FDR began to garner black support though the vast majority remained economically unchanged and locked into poverty.

1942 - FDR orders American citizens of Japanese ancestry from their homes into interment camps without due process after the bombings at Pearl Harbor.

1953 - Senator Robert Byrd is elected into congress and remains a staunch Democrat until his death in 2010. He was a prominent member in the KKK and praised by Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton.

1955 - Democrat Richard Daley is elected mayor of Chicago. He resisted residential desegregation, defended public school segregation, and used urban renewal funds to build massive public housing projects that kept blacks within existing ghettos.

1957 - The Civil Rights Act of 1957 is passes with 93% Republican support and 59% Democrat support.

1963 - After the assassination of JFK, Lyndon B. Johnson is sworn into office. LBJ was a Democrat remembered by a famous quote: “I’ll have them niggers voting Democrat for the next 200 years.”

1965 - The Voting Rights Act of 1965 passes with 94% Republican support and 73% Democrat support.

1968 - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is assassinated. MLK voted Republican.

1960-70s - A total of 24 Democratic members of congress switched to become Republican over a 20 year period. The majority of democrats in that time period remained democrats.

1995 - Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama is published. Obama discusses how the urban cities would become the new plantation for blacks under Democrat political bosses: “The plantation, the blacks have the worst jobs, the worst housing, police brutality rampant; but when the so-called black committee man come around election time, we’d all line up and vote the straight Democratic ticket. Sell our souls for a Christmas turkey. White folks spit in our faces, and we reward them with the vote.“

2009 - Hillary Clinton lauds Margaret Sanger, KKK advocate, white supremacist, and eugenicist at the 2009 Planned Parenthood Honors Gala: “I admire Margaret Sanger enormously, her courage, her tenacity, her vision. I am really in awe of her, there are a lot of lessons we can learn from her life.”

Me: 1
History revisionism: 0

Originally posted by whiteangelxoxo

newsies au where everything is the same, but pulitzer is replaced with king george III

-the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay
-you’ll be back soon you’ll see, you remember you belong to me
-you’ll be back, time will tell, you remember that I served you well
-you’re on your own, awesome! wow! do you have a clue what happens now
-SPOT CONLON? I know him, that can’t be, that’s that LITTLE GUY WHO SPOKE TO ME
-they will tear each other into pieces, jesus christ this will be fun!

Things that happened during Andrew Jackson’s presidencies:
  • At Jackson’s inauguration, Francis Scott Key yelled, “It is beautiful! It is sublime!” (He was talking about Jackson).
  • After the inauguration, a large mob followed Jackson back to the White House, all crammed themselves through the doors and drank all of the alcoholic punch; this of course caused all the party goers to get drunk, trash the downstairs and Jackson’s aides had to make a protective ring around him. The quick thinking slaves of the White House then grabbed all of the punch and moved it onto the White House lawn and there were still people lying hungover all over the green when morning broke.
  • All them cabinet sexual scandals *sips tea*.
  • Floride Calhoun not returning Margaret Eaton’s call at her home because “I ain’t gonna talk to no hoes.” and furthering the already growing sex scandal.
  • Jackson suffering from hemorages and never calling for a doctor and just sticking his own penknife into his arm and bleeding himself.
  • Everyone starting a rumor that “the soft hand of Mr. Van Buren touched [secretary of war’s wife] Mrs. Eaton’s knocker.”
  • Jackson telling his cabinet “Gentlemen, do what you please in my house, I am going to church.”
  • Jackson calling everyone who supported Clay “minions”.
  • At a hotel one morning after a big party hosted by the British minister, Margaret Eaton brushed past the minister the night prior, pretendinh not to know him and he remarked at the table “she had already forgotten the time when I slept with her.”
  • The postmaster of Albany, New York, War of 1812 veteran General Solomon Van Rensselaer was going to be fired and to save his job Van Rensselaer showed up at the White House and went directly up to Jackson. He pleaded not to be fired and Jackson said another. Van Rensselaer grew even more desparate and began striping off all of his clothes  and Jackson yelled at him. Van Rensselaer, nearly naked said, “Well, sir, I am going to show you my wounds, which I received in fighting for my country against the English!”. Jackson actually started crying as a journalist noted and the next day in the cabinet when the moved to vote on firing the veteran, Jackson flung his pipe away and yelled at them all. Van Rensselaer wasn’t fired.
  • The White House butler, Jimmy O’Neal being a drink and one time when Jimmy didn’t answer his calling, Jackson said, “Where can Jimmy be?” “Drunk most likely” was what his nephew responded.
  • First Lady take over (because Rachel Jackson died) Emily Donelson giving birth a second child, first daughter Mary Rachel in the White House and Jackson calling her “the Sushine of the White House.”
  • At a dinner given by Martin Van Buren, he went downstairs to take a nap but shot awake from he was told there was a fight upstairs. The fight was between the wife of the secretary of war and the wife of the commanding general of the U.S. Army–all because they had bumped into each other.
  • When Mary Rachel was baptized in the blue room, her godparents (one of whom was Van Buren) were supposed to repeat a prayer but the godmother and himself did not have the chance to answer but Jackson jumped in and interrupted them by saying the words even if he had no speaking part in the ceromony.
  • On a ride with Van Buren, Jackson’s horse slipped and Van Buren quickly grabbed his the bridle of his horse and Jackson then shouted, “You have possibly saved my life, sir!”. Moments earlier, Van Buren was about to announce his resignation as Secretary of State.
  • At the cabinet break up, the former secretary of treasury and war (Eaton and Ingham) almost got into a duel and Eaton rose up a group that kept chasing Ingham around Washington trying to kill him.
  • “The Bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it.”
  • Jackson being called King Andrew the First by his enemies/opposers.
  • During the nullification debate, senators had to walk past a sign that said, “GENTLEMEN WILL BE PLEASED NOT TO PLACE THEIR FEET ON THE BOARDS IN FRONT OF THE GALLERY, AS THE DIRT FROM THEM FALLS UPON SENATOR’S HEADS.”
  • Wednesday, May 1st, 1833, Jackson observed in a letter that “the tariff was only the pretext, and disunion and southern confederacy the real object. The next pretext will be the negro, or slavery questions.” Six days later, the president named a new postmaster for New Salem, Illinois, a twenty-four year old lawyer who was a Clay man–and Abraham Lincoln was happy to accept the appointment.
  • Monday, May 6th, 1833, the presidential party was on a steamboat to Virginia, when a former navy officer, Robert B. Randolph, came through the crowd aboard the vessel. Randolph leaped at the president to attack him buy Andrew Donelson lunged at Jackson  and two others tackled the guy to the ground. Jackson’s face wad bloodied and everyone was in horror at what had happened–Jackson simply pretended it never happened.
  • Parents in the Northeast would bring up the name Andrew Jackson when their children misbehaved. According to a New England Sunday school teacher, she asked a student who killed Abel. A boy students rose from his desk and answered “General Jackson.”
  • Someone drew a political cartoon of Henry Claw sewing Andre Jackson’s mouth shut and his knee his holding him down on his crotch.
  • Jackson’s house burning down and him asking if the china was okay.
  • January 30th, 1835, Jackson was walking out of a funeral in the House Chamber for congressman Warren R. Davis of North Carolina. He was with the secretary of treasury and navy when all the sudden a figure emerged from the crowd producing a gun, standing less than ten feet from Jackson he shot off the gun but to his shock it misfired. The derranged man then ripped out another gun but this also misfired. Jackson then lunged forward, barring his cane and landed upon the man, beating him into the ground with his cane. He never stopped, he actually had to be pulled off of the injured man. The chance of two guns misfiring without any damage is 125,000 to one. Even bullets are scared of him.
  • Christmas 1835, Martin Van Buren lost a game of tag with Jackson’s grandchildren and was forced to stand on one leg and say: “Here I stand all ragged and dirty, if you don’t kiss me I’ll run like a turkey!” No one kissed him and the now vice president was forced to strut around the room like the bird to everyone’s laughter at the dinner table.
  • Jackson dreamed of Emily Donelson’s death the night that it happened–she was only twenty-nine and her husband was a day away, traveling home.
Prompt List

Just a reminder that I write for Teen wolf, The Flash, Bones, 13 Reasons why, Criminal minds, The Vampire Diaries, Riverdale, and Greys Anatomy.

  1. “He’s missing, not dead.”  
  2. “How about we put the gun down and let’s talk about this?”  
  3. “I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’”
  4. “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
  5. “I know, but… I love him. You can’t give up on a person you love.”
  6. “I won’t let you fall.”
  7. “Your freezing!”
  8. “I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
  9. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”
  10. “Let him go, it’s me you want!”
  11. “Look at that. I’ve never seen your face get so red.”
  12. “None of that matters now.”
  13. “Not a day will go by that I won’t think of you.”
  14. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here”
  15. “Run, and don’t ever look back.”
  16. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”
  17. “She’s missing, not dead.”
  18. “So there was an accident…”
  19. “Why can’t they see that they’re meant for each other?”
  20. “Why wouldn’t you come to me with your problems?”
  21. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
  22. "It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”
  23. "Are you still awake..?”
  24. "That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
  25. "It’s midnight, what do you want?”
  26. "Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”
  27. "Did you hear that?”
  28. "Don’t say that. Not now. Not after everything.”
  29. "Go on then, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.”
  30. "Go then, leave! See if I care!”
  31. . "H-How long have you been standing there?”
  32. "Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
  33. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
  34. "I didn’t want to hurt you.”
  35. "I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”
  36. "I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”
  37. "I thought you were dead…”
  38. "I’ll be right over.”
  39. "I’m so happy you’re alive!”
  40. "I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”
  41. "I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since I met you”
  42. "If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”
  43. "If you die, I’m gonna kill you!”
  44. . "It made a difference to me.”
  45. "It was just a dream.”
  46. "It wasn’t supposed to happen like that.”
  47. "It’s all my fault.”
  48. "It’s okay, I’m here for you.”
  49. "Look at me – just breathe, okay?”
  50. "Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you”
  51. "Meet me on the bridge in an hour”
  52. "None of that matters now”
  53. "Please don’t cry.”
  54. "Please don’t do this.”
  55. "Please don’t leave…”
  56. "Please listen to me…”
  57. "Please say something…”
  58. "Promise me you won’t let anything happen to him”
  59. "Shit, are you bleeding?”
  60. "Sorry, I thought I was alone…”
  61. “There’s something I need to tell you.”
  62. "Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
  63. "Wake up! Please, please wake  up”
  64. "We finish it the same way we started… together.”
  65. "What were you thinking? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”
  66. "Where were you? Do you have any idea as to how worried I was?”
  67. "Who gave you that black eye?”
  68. "You don’t have to stay.”
  69. "You don’t need to protect me.”
  70. "You fainted… straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  71. "You have to remember!”
  72. "You know, it’s okay to cry…”
  73. "You need to leave. Right now.”
  74. "You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  75. "You shouldn’t have even been there!”
  76. "You weren’t supposed to hear that…”
  77. "You’ll be the death of me.”
  78. "You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
  79. "You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  80. "Please, don’t leave.”
  81. "I almost lost you.”
  82. "Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…
  83. "We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  84. "I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  85. "It’s not what it looks like…”
  86. "I swear it was an accident.”
  87. "Do you want me to leave?”
  88. "You are not going without me.”
  89. "What did you say?”
  90. "I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
  91. "Stay the night. Please.”
  92. "You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
  93. "Quit whining. It’s just a bullet.”
  94. "Knowing you has made me a better person.”
  95. "Just hold me.”
  96. "I’ve loved you for years.”
  97. "You’re the best part of me.”
  98. "I couldn’t imagine what life would be like without you.“
  99. "I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”
  100. "We’re best when we’re together.”
  101. "I can’t stop thinking about you.”
  102. "You’re adorable.”
  103. "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you.”
  104. "I didn’t think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you.”
  105. "I didn’t think love existed until I started loving you.”
Masterlist

* = Smut/Almost Smut | ^ = GuyxGuy or GirlxGirl

13 Reasons Why

Alex Standall


Clay Jensen

Hannah Baker


Jessica Davis


Justin Foley

Montgomery (Monty) de la Cruz

Tony Padilla


Tyler Down


Zach Dempsey


Riverdale

Archie Andrews

Betty Cooper

  • Two Sides*     ||soon||

Cheryl Blossom

  • Airline Fun*^
  • I Still Want You     ||soon||
  • What About Me?^     ||soon||

Jughead Jones

Kevin Keller


Reggie Mantle

Veronica Lodge

Last Updated: November 8, 2017 at 9:11 AM MST

Best things from the Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson bootleg:
  • THE LESBIAN AND DISABLED NARRATOR.
  • The random people who keep on dropping dead because of arrows.
  • THE DISCO MUSIC INTRODUCING CALHOUN, MONROE, BUREN AND CLAY LIKE THEY ARE ON A CAT WALK.
  • “THIS MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREATEST LAND GRAB IN AMERICAN HISTORY–he makes Jefferson look like a pussy! I can’t imagine what he’s making ME look like in the process!” - Monroe
  • “SHUT UP VAN BUREN” Monroe says as he slams his hands on the table. 
  • Calhoun saying “we need to get to the bottom of this” and Buren jumping up and shouting “BOTTOMS! YEAH” (Buren is like a sassy gay okay)
  • “JESUS CHRIST VAN BUREN, now why do you always need to be such a MOTHER FUCKER??” - Monroe
  • “Tell Martha to keep the bed warm for me while you’re out blowing guys!” Jackson says he told George Washington.
  • Jackson acting like an emo brat and throwing temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his way. 
  • John Quincy Adams being a vain fuck
  • The whole Jackson talking to Native American tribe leaders and promising them things that they are never going to get and swindling them out of their land because fuck that guy. 
  • Buren dropping his cake on Adams and hits Adams as he grabs it back and Adams starts liking the cinnamon off of his leg with his finger
  • “And the Spanish?” “FUCK THE BRITISH” “and the Spanish?” “The British are assholes!”
  • “What’s with the baby?” [Jackson is holding Lyncoya] “NO REASON”
  • “The era of good feelings??? More like the area of… well BAD FEELINGS.”
  • Hickory doesn’t just pertain to the length and girth of his penis
  • Jackson saying he was gonna shove a big long thing of populism right up James Monroe’s ass
  • Henry Clay’s weasel
  • THE JACKSON CROWD LAP DANCE
  • Jackson pulls up a chair and starts talking about his problems and then all the northerners pull up and chair and NOBODY can hear a thing they are saying because everyone is talking at the same time. 
  • THE ENTIRE ROCK STAR SONG
  • Election of 1828 and they are accusing Jackson of all these random things: “THAT YOUR MOTHER WAS A PROSTITUTE” “It’s how she met my dad!” “THAT YOU FATHER WAS HALF BLACK” “I dunno he looked pretty white to me”
  • “EAT A DICK YOU WEASEL WEARING FUCK” Jackson to Clay
  • “It was around this time that Rachel Jackson began to die of grief” “Die of grief?” “Yeah, it’s the 19th century that’s the kind of shit that happened”
  • BUREN FACE PLANTING AS HE RUNS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE
  • Jackson getting what he deserved in the end. 
  • Second nature, just that whole song. 
  • Jackson: “I thought history would vidicate me…” Narrator: “You can’t shoot history in the neck.”
  • Calhoun: “Aren’t you supposed to be dead?” Monroe: “Yes, YES…”