andothercuriosities

and0thercur1osit1es  asked:

I haven't unpacked my suitcase since getting back home 2 days ago. Can you motivate me to unpack it and put everything away with your patented brew of common sense and swearing?

FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JEN. SET YOUR GODDAMNED TIMER FOR 20 MINUTES AND UNPACK YOUR FUCKING SUITCASE.

SERIOUSLY? YOUR SUITCASE?

THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. YOU’RE JUST KIND OF LAZY.

andothercuriosities replied to your post: I haven’t unpacked my suitcase since getting back home 2 days ago. Can you motivate me to unpack it and put everything away with your patented brew of common sense and swearing?

I GOT SO BORED WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE THIS MORNING THAT I JUST DID IT ON MY OWN. SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR ENJOYING YOUR HOLIDAY INSTEAD OF BEING GLUED TO THE INTERNET. SO THERE!

I’M SORRY I WAS TOO BUSY WORKING AN 11-HOUR DAY TO PROPERLY YELL AT YOU. I’M OFF FOR THREE DAYS NOW, SO I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO MAKE UP FOR IT.