andothercuriosities

and0thercur1osit1es asked:

I haven't unpacked my suitcase since getting back home 2 days ago. Can you motivate me to unpack it and put everything away with your patented brew of common sense and swearing?

FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JEN. SET YOUR GODDAMNED TIMER FOR 20 MINUTES AND UNPACK YOUR FUCKING SUITCASE.

SERIOUSLY? YOUR SUITCASE?

THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. YOU’RE JUST KIND OF LAZY.