anderson don't talk out loud

  • Friend: Why do you obsess over that psychopath from that one show?
  • Me: He's a high functioning sociopath, do your research!
  • Friend: I hadn't even said the show-
  • Me: Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the I.Q. of the whole street.
  • Friend: My name's not Ander-
  • Me: One mention of of Baskerville and he sends down my handler to spy on me incognito- is that why you're calling yourself "Greg"?
  • Friend: HANDLER? I'M-
  • Me: I'm in shock, look! I've got a blanket
  • Friend: STOP IT-
  • Me: Just for me... Just stop it. Stop this.
  • Friend: ... You won't stop, will you?
  • Me: The game, Mrs.Hudson, is on!