and-you-nick

Imagine the squad catching you and Nick flirting at work

(A/N: For Anon, I hope you and everyone else enjoys this! Sorry for the long wait and that this is going up so late. Hope this is what you envisioned. I tried to make this a bit more suggestive than usual because I felt like that was in- character for Nick. Hope you don’t mind, always evolving! Also, I made Nick a Sergeant in this which I don’t think he was in the show but I remember him mentioning something about it in the last episode he was in)

Imagine the squad catching you and Nick flirting at work

“What are you doing?” You demanded as Nick drove passed the park.

“What do you think I’m doing Y/N? I’m driving us to work.” He countered, keeping his eyes on the road.

You narrowed your eyes and accused, “Why do you always do that?”

“Do what? Answer your questions?” He inquired.

“Question everything I say!” You replied, “If you had let me finish before being a smartass…”

“Then what you would have had time finished your stupid question?” He interrupted.

“Why are you being such a dick?” You demanded.

“Why are you asking me stupid questions at 6 in the morning?” He responded.

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  • Nick: I really think Frank Ocean should be my husband.
  • Rita: That'd be cute. He could perform for us in the kitchen.
  • Nick: Yeah. But tell me what happened when you saw him.
  • Rita: Well, I told him he was absolutely gorge and he looked at me like I was gonna jump him. And I was like 'No! I mean it as a compliment!'
  • Nick: Well, did you try it? You wouldn't do that to me.
  • Rita: Nooooo. No, I would never do that to you.
  • Nick: I'd scratch your eyes out.
I think that was the first time that a guest has ever screamed their manager’s name whilst looking through at the Live Lounge at them. Jeffrey was loving it. He was like ‘Hilarious. You’re on your own mate here! Sorry, you wrote it, you did it!’
—  Nick on that time Harry was whining about the Taylor Swift question
  • Nick: When I got this job you were one of only four people I told that I got it.
  • Harry: Who were they?
  • Nick: I told my mum and dad, I told my friend Aimee, and I told you. And did you keep it a secret?
  • Harry: Yeah, I did. When I don't tell anyone big secrets, it's more for selfish reasons. When it gets out and I know I haven't told anyone I feel quite proud of myself.
  • Nick: So you were not proud of my job...
  • Harry: No, I was proud of the job! But I was like 'YES! I didn't tell anyone!'
  • Nick: When you played me your song I didn't tell anyone what it sounded like because I thought 'Oooooohhhh, he's testing me to see if I'm a big mouth.'
  • Harry: This is called trust.
  • Nick: Cause sometimes I think you think I'm a big mouth.
  • Harry: No! I actually don't think you're a big mouth.