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Three ways

Genre: Fluff.

Words: 1,435

Warnings: None!

Summary: Dan and Phil have various ways to say I love you. Phil enjoys every single one.

A/N: I don’t know what I wanted to do with this. I’ve been listening to Final Fantasy VII’s ost a lot, so I can blame it on that. Just wanted to pour out some fluff, I guess? Enjoy.

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This fucking ‘apology petition’ is a fucking joke. It was stated by the man who owns the fucking grounds that NOTHING WAS FUCKING STOLEN!! And I am pretty sure that the cast don’t owe anyone else an apology expect the man who owned the grounds, and that none of us even know if they haven’t already apologised for acting like a bunch of immature frat boys!! The fucking internet is a goddamn joke, you all hate so viciously, and you attack people you don’t even fucking know, and it’s fucking sick!!! Blaming Dylan and the cast for oppressing Native Americans is so disgusting. Dylan and the cast were not being racist, they were being flawed idiots!! Yes, they made a big fucking mistake, but damn if you people don’t like seeing celebrities/people raked over the proverbial coal. I also see how most of the blame is being thrown at Dylan.. how fucking anti can you get, you don’t dislike Dylan for making this mistake, it’s pretty obvious you have always hated him and that this is just fodder for your hate wank!!! The person who created this petition doesn’t even seem like he/she knows what they are talking about, did they actually watch the interview, do they know that nothing was indeed stolen?  I am so annoyed. I am annoyed that Dylan gave that stupid interview, I am annoyed how so many people are turning this into a Native Americans right issue (which I totally believe in, but this platform these people are doing it on is so very, very wrong), this whole thing is not a race issue, stop trying to turn it into one!

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AU Idea Where Geno Is Sid’s “Too Many Cats” Owner Internet Friend!

“dnt knw how it get insid e hr noes!!!((((((” types Geno, apparently still too stressed to type ‘nose’ right even though he got Bunny to the vet immediately.

Bunny, of course, being his oldest cat.

Geno, of course,  thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.

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He Sees Your Tumblr

I am making some pancakes on a Sunday morning, Calum sitting at the counter with my laptop. He asked me if he could borrow my laptop since his phone is completely out of charge (he forgot to charge it last night). I said yes because I didn’t want to hear him whine about how far his laptop was, which is literally a two second walk.

  He can be quite lazy.

As I wait for the pancake to cook, I watch Calum’s eyebrows going funny. He laughs at something and I don’t bother to ask him why, he is always laughing at something he just read on the internet. I can’t blame him because I do the same.

  “Oh my God,” he mumbles.

I raise my eyebrows at him but he is too concentrated to even look at him. I turn my attention back to my pancakes. I place two on a plate and walk behind Calum to put his plate just beside him. He doesn’t even thank me or look at his pancakes, he just keeps looking at my laptop. I wrap my arms around his naked torso and lay my head on his shoulder.

I can see he is on Tumblr but suddenly I feel like the edits and the posts are all too familiar.

Wait.

That’s my tumblr.

“Calum!” I shout.

He laughs as he takes my laptop in his hands and start to run. I start to run after him, he can’t see all the things I reposted.

Calum stops and stands up on the couch as he reads a post I reposted earlier in the week, “Calum’s arms are just life omg wow” he laughs and I feel my cheeks getting red as I remember the picture with that caption.

“Calum, give me my laptop!” I whine.

He chuckles, “Nope, this is way too funny!”

I shake my head no,“ It’s not… I’m just being nice to your fans. They asked me to follow them,” I explain.

“But they didn’t ask to repost their posts, did they?” He smirks.

I sigh, “Calum…”

He grins at me, “That’s so funny.”

I stand up on the couch and furiously take my laptop before going back in the kitchen. I close my laptop and go flip another pancake.

Calum comes back from the living room with a big smile.

“Don’t be mad, Y/N,” he says and I don’t reply.

He looks at me, waiting for me to say something. Sighing, he comes closer to me and wraps his arms around me as he back hug me. He kisses my neck slowly, knowing I love when he does this.

“Sorry,” he murmurs between two kisses.

I sigh. “It’s just so embarrassing,” I say as I hide my face in his chest. I giggle some nervous giggles and he laughs.

“I find it cute,” he says.

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the majority of taylor swift fans: yes that was a bad call on taylor’s part and she should apologize. she made a mistake and hopefully will learn from this.

the rest of the internet: taylor swift is the actual devil. let’s use this mistake she made as an excuse to excessively hate on her.

I never wanted to defend taylor but people in this website are being complete assholes and acting like she’s the only one to blame/was being shady. People are being such opportunist right now and I hate it and won’t stand for it. So yeah, I’ll defend the heck out of that girl, not because I agree with her but because, while what she said was stupid, it doesn’t justify the kind of hate she’s getting. People said she made it about herself, yet they continued making it about her instead of talking about the real issue.

I don’t get it. I just don’t get why so many women are bothered by what other women do with their appearance or own image, to the point where they harass and bully each other?

And yes yes I know we blame patriarchy and misogyny but I’ve been living in this world too. I’ve been in this same ‘patriarchal’ society as the other women and im not sitting on the internet following other women just so I can pick their faults or tell them they wear too much makeup, or that they shouldn’t edit their photos or that they are awful people because they do something with their image.

Frankly what other women look like is one of the bottom 3 things I could give a flying fuck about, let alone waste my time bullying them for it.

So is it really patriarchy or are some of you just bitter fucking assholes to the core?

Ugh. So over people. Grow the fuck up and worry about more important fucking issues like the war over in the Middle East or the extinction of bumble bees.

Speed Dating with George Ezra by VH1
  • VH1: Touring or being in a studio?
  • George: Touring.
  • VH1: George Ezra or better than Ezra?
  • George: George Ezra.
  • VH1: Lyrics first or music first?
  • George: Lyrics first.
  • VH1: Beard or goatee.
  • George: Beard.
  • VH1: Texting or calling?
  • George: It really depends what I need to get across. Texting.
  • VH1: Emojis?
  • George: Yes. All the time.
  • VH1: Being single or pretend you have a internet girlfriend in Canada?
  • George: Being Single *shocked face for the second option*
  • VH1: Funny but ugly or boring but cute?
  • George: Funny but ugly.
  • VH1: Budapest or Blame it on me?
  • George: Budapest.