and-yes-i-am-wearing-it-right-now

Imagine Sten refusing to wear the armor that the Warden tries to give him.

Sten: “I am here to observe the Blight, why would I need armor?”

Warden: “To protect your soft bits?”

Sten: “Armor is for conquering, that is not what I am here for.”

Warden: “For Andraste’s sake, Sten, put on the armor so you don’t die on me.  Or use all my health potions.”

Sten: “What makes you think invoking the name of your martyr will further your cause?”

Warden: “UGH.”


~5 minutes later~

Warden: “So, Sten, you only wear armor when you’re conquering things, right?”

Sten: “That is the way of the Qun– yes.”

Warden: “Yeah, but you’re going to help me stop the Blight.”

Sten: “It would likely benefit the Qun.”

Warden: “Then we’re going to conquer the Blight; put the armor over your soft bits.  Now.”

Sten: “I will accept this compromise…  Thank you for your concern.”

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Tentoo + Rose Tyler + Protecting

  • Walburga:Sirius, come over here right now.
  • Sirius:I’m fine where I am.
  • Regulus:Sirius!
  • Orion:[to Regulus] Whoa, whoa, son, this is your mother’s world.
  • Walburga:What makes you think you can strut in here like this, your hair ruined?
  • Sirius:It’s not all about you, Mother.
  • Walburga:In here, in this house, it is all about me.
  • Sirius:Way to wear the trousers, Pops.
  • Regulus:Sirius!
  • Sirius:Besides, it’s my hair, I’ll do whatever I want with it.
  • Walburga:No!
  • Sirius:Yes!
  • Walburga:NO! You already got enough warnings …
  • Sirius:You can’t tell us what to do …
  • Walburga:… and for you to shrug it off like it was nothing …
  • Sirius:… for every stupid moment of our lives. IT’S NOT FAIR!
  • Walburga:… No, I’m talking! I’M TALKING!
  • Sirius:I DON’T NEED THIS!
  • Walburga:Oh, really?
  • Sirius:BYE! Note the absence of ‘good’ in my farewell.
  • Walburga:GET OUT!
  • Sirius:Did you not notice my non-good bye, woman?

so.. um I hit 2,000+ followers and I’m just speechless..

Thank you all so very much for the all the support and love you have given me! I can not thank you guys enough! 

You have all really helped me get through some rough times.. so thank you for just believing in me when no body else would ^//^ I’m so glad I joined this site and I got to talk to such wonderful people and make amazing friends! You all have helped me so much you have no idea. Thank you for every like, reblog, message and for all the cute tags you guys do! <33

You are all so amazing! I love you all! ALSO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

Fairy Tail fandom right now( chapter 453 spoilers)
  • Nalu shippers:Omg!omg!omg! Natsu and Lucy..Natsu only wears boxer shorts! He's shirtless!!!
  • Gruvia shippers:Gray and Juvia are together! It's definitely a date! Oh gosh!
  • Gajevy shippers:What's that..Levy and Gajeel have the same blanket..Wait,are they sleeping together?!!
  • Me:....
  • Me:*looks left looks right looks in the middle* chill

I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE GIRLS AREN’T DRESSING FOR YOU, STRAIGHT GUY??? DID IT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, GIRLS DRESS THE WAY THEY DO BECAUSE THEY FEEL GOOD IN THE CLOTHES THEY’RE WEARING? WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED THAT YOU THINK GIRLS ONLY DRESS FOR GUYS AND THAT YOU CAN DICTATE HOW GIRLS SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT DRESS??

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Oh god nooo why..why are you trying to wake me up -cuddling into the blankets with close eyes- are you a Santa now? -finally looking at him- oh god yes you´re ! you´re a super cute sexy Santa ! -gasping- heeey pretty babe -with grabby hands- cuddle meeee Santa do you have presents there? -pointing at the sack-

Because it’s tiiiime! -he patted his arse.- Yes I am because I wanted to see how I look wearing red and now I have a big white beard even though I’m just a little baby who isn’t having a birthday right now -he grinned.- maaaybe, but I can’t give them all to you just yet specially because you’re asking me to cuddle and I need my hands for that -he dropped the sack just to hold him.-

  • Miyuki:Just to be clear, I am dialing a girl to go see the game with me right now.
  • Sawamura:That’s fine, do it!
  • Miyuki:Oh, it’s ringing.
  • Sawamura:Don’t care!
  • Kuramochi:[on the phone with Miyuki] Yes. You’ve got Kuramochi.
  • Miyuki:Hey, You-chan. What it be, girl?
  • Kuramochi:What’s going on, Miyuki?
  • Miyuki:What you got going on, ma? It’s the freakin’ weekend.
  • Kuramochi:Did you just call me “girl”?
  • Miyuki:Are you wearing something sexy?
  • Kuramochi:Just, you know, button-down and jeans like always.
  • Miyuki:Oh, you got jeans on, baby, are they tight?
  • Kuramochi:Hmm, they’re a little loose. I buy ‘em big.
  • Miyuki:Oh, them jeans sound sexy.
  • Kuramochi:Everything all right? You want to hang out more, Miyuki?
  • Miyuki:You taking care of that tushy for me?
  • Kuramochi:I’m not doing, like, squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.
  • Miyuki:You still keeping it tight?
  • Kuramochi:
  • Sawamura:[to Miyuki as he storms away] YOU’RE AN IDIOT!
Bleach characters, you have just learned that Mashiro and Hisagi are dating! How do you respond?


As requested by anon. :)


Kensei: WHAT?!


Kensei: I’ve been a zombie for like three hours, and already my lieutenants are hooking up?!


Kensei: Way to NOT wait until my dead  body stops moving, guys!


Hisagi: …I feel kinda bad now.


Mashiro: What makes you think we hooked up after you became a zombie?


Kensei:


Kensei:


Kensei: MASHIRO I SAID TO *TRAIN* HIM!


Mashiro: What makes you think I didn’t?


Kensei: I CANNOT HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW


Byakuya: I cannot say that I am surprised.


Baykuya: Any squad in which both the captain and the lieutenant have ‘69s’ branded on their bodies is bound to engage in - shenanigans.


Renji: Mashiro doesn’t have an obscene tattoo though, captain.


Byakuya: Yes, but she wears - goggles.


Renji:


Renji: Actually what


Komamura: Hisagi, congratulations! Finding someone to love is a wonderful thing! 


Soi Fon: Yes, good for them. They can bond over never wanting to actually fight with their full power.


Yoruichi: Um, there’s nothing wrong with a woman who doesn’t like to use her zanpakuto, Soi Fon!


Soi Fon: Y-Yoruichi-sama!


Matsumoto: It’s kinda cute that the only new woman in Soul Society is now dating Hisagi!


Matsumoto: Must not know what a dork he is yet!


Kira: She has been in the same room with him, you know.


Shinji: This is what happens when you have two lieutenants, I guess!


Kyoraku:


Kyoraku:
Uh-oh.


Lisa:  Well. I guess Mashiro really likes tattooed punk-dorks after all.


Tosen: I do not believe that woman has any fear at all.


Tosen: Hisagi, you will have to have enough fear for the both of you.


Tosen: Wait.


Kazeshini:
 I can’t believe my loser shinigami managed to get a date!


Hichigo: Ya know, that Mashiro woman can keep her mask on for like 15 hours. She basically loves her inner hollow!


Hichigo: Maybe she’ll help Hisagi embrace his dark side!


Kazeshini: …


Kazeshini: Aaaaand suddenly I’m on board!

“Anna, this is your idea of Easter fun?”

“Yes Elsa, now go get ready.”

“Why am I wearing a bunny suit and you get to wear a crop top and shorts?”

“Because you’re the decoy. We gotta do this egg hunt thing right. Besides, I’m also wearing bunny ears. See?”

“That doesn’t count! The kids would be all over me! I’m gonna get ripped to shreds!”

“That’s the idea, Els. You’re a decoy. That leaves me to collect all the chocolate eggs in peace. Now let’s do this thing! We’re gonna win.

“Anna.”

“…Fine, I’ll share my chocolate 70/30 with you. Best offer.”

“Anna… this is the annual easter egg hunt for the neighborhood kids.

“Yes, why?”

“You’re trying to participate in an egg hunt with toddlers and the kids from the local elementary school.“

“Yes, why?”

“…sigh.”

.

1 hour later.

“Well… that didn’t go so well.”

“ANNA I’M BLEEDING FROM AT LEAST 15 PLACES AND I HAVE VARIOUS CUTS, SCRATCHES AND BRUISES. THEY ALL THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE CARRYING THE EGGS. AND THEY BANNED US FROM THE PARK FOR A MONTH.”

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Happy Easter peeps!

“The day I was attacked I was wearing this uniform. I was fighting for my right to go to school, I was fighting for my right to get education. Wearing a uniform made me feel that yes, I am a student, I am doing it, practically. It is an important part of my life, now I want to show it to children, to people all around the world. This is my right, it is the right of every child, to go to school. This should not be neglected.” - Malala Yousafzai

Malala’s bloodstained school uniform will be displayed in an upcoming exhibition at the Nobel Peace Center.

But do you realize how amazing this animation is?

This is a symbol of how far Disney Animation has actually come.

Yes I know that there’s a controversy about the animation on the faces. Forget about that right now. Just focus on this. The white glove. The beautiful white glove. The glove that realistically hangs, motionless, before being stretched over the hand before finally forming to it. Not to mention the realistic looking clothing and the fire.

Just look at that beautiful white glove.

So why am I gushing over that white glove?

Because think about what other Disney characters wear white gloves. Or more specifically, think of the most famous Disney character out there. The first character to ever be featured in a cartoon with sound. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Have you ever wondered why Mickey and Minnie worse such large, white, gloves? Or why other cartoon characters (from both Disney and other studios) would follow this trend? The answer is actually quite simple. When trying to draw Mickey, Walt and the other animators had a hard time drawing Mickey’s hands. So instead, they drew the cartoonish white gloves.

So to go from that to this in a matter of 85 years…I’d say that it’s a great testament to just how far Disney has come.

LITTLE MOMENTS THAT I LOVE IN THE VERONICA MARS MOVIE

She lets him take care of her bag without hesitation. I know it’s been nine years but CHARACTER GROWTH.

THEIR LIL SMILES AND LAUGHS AND BOTH OF THEM LOOKING AWAY BC THEY’RE FEELING IT ALREADY!!

THIS MOMENT where V grabs the suitcase handle even though she sees Logan’s hand there and he doesn’t move it right away and BOTH OF THEIR HANDS ARE THERE FOR A SECOND. Oh god I need a minute or fifty.

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Thank you very very much always and your photos are very very pretty!
Let’s go forth from now on and make good memories!
Busan Boy, ××hyung hwaiting!

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TiPophotorequester commission: “This comic is is Po and Tigress in bed (Tigress is wearing her new yellow outfit). In one panel Po, from a bird’s eye close angle showing the side of his face, is sleeping alone. In the second one Tigress suddenly appears above his face waking him, saying ‘Are you sleepy, my love?’ I the third one the camera pans out the right side… showing them in bed together. Show Po wrapping his arms around her waist, pulling her in closer to him, saying "Yes, I am honey, but now i feel more tired that you are here.” Fourth one: Tigress gives Po a kiss on his lips. The fifth one shows her smiling and saying “Let’s get some rest, dragon warrior,” and Po looks back at her. Sixth one shows Tigress snuggling into his neck to get comfortable and her arms wrapped around Po’s neck as both of them sleep peacefully.“

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 I actually wanted it to be in two parts with a dress for teenage girls as well, but either the morph was wrong or the dress had a problem (why my, since when do EA dresses have any problem, right?). So if someone has a working teen preg morph they are willing to share for me to try the teen dress again, let me know!

 Now about this dress! I LOVE most of Thing Geek’s clothes (yes, originally it’s where I first found the cookie one too), and so I am sharing this love to my sims ♥

 I am releasing this as a thank you gift, and hopefully some other sims out there will be happy to wear those as well ;)

- Youg Adult & Adult female
- Everyday & Pregnancy
- 2 areas recolorable
- Launcher and CAS picture

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Self Rescuing Princess
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Tools: TSRW / MeshToolKit / Photoshop
Mesh: EA
Poses: BeechNutBaby / Elexis / Foomfay / IMHO
Shoes: Elexis /Tomislaw (not sure for the other)
Hair: Cazy / EA / Newsea & Ctenid

Mabel Pines is Canon Gay

I’M ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MINDS!!!!

Okay so ever since Alex Hirsch stated that he wanted a gay character in his show I always had a headcanon that is was Mabel. Well now I am convinced that Mabel Pines is a canon pansexual! (You just gotta look for the clues)

So now I shall tell you why I think this is secretly canon. 

Disney told Alex he can’t have LGBTQ+ in his show. He then openly stated that he would like a gay character. Then right after he said that the episode “Love God” appeared. And we got this 

The episode is about love… She is wearing a rainbow…. 

I know what some of you are thinking “So what? The chick is wearing a rainbow? Not EVERYTHING has to be gay.” Yes you’re right, she could be just wearing a rainbow, she is very colorful to begin with so it wouldn’t surprise me. But then there was the “Escape from Reality” episode… we got this

Look at these cute little sweethearts. Now that you’re done squealing, look at Mabel’s shirt. See the colors? Now a lot of people don’t see any significance in these three colors, pink yellow & blue. But I do. I see this

THE PANSEXUAL FLAG! The colors on her shirt are even in the same pattern!!! Now some of you are probably like “wot is pansexuality???” Well I myself am a pan and this is the (google) definition:   “not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity”.

In other words Hearts not Parts. 

Now I submit to you a new theory! She hits on boys because she doesn’t know she’s pan. I didn’t know what I was for almost SIXTEEN YEARS. 

So yeah, I am 98% positive she is Pan or at the very least gay. 

You’re welcome. 

Originally posted by sparkly-sprinkle

Scene: I walk out of my house on a quest for more paper towels. My adventurous day of deep cleaning had come to an abrupt halt after I had used the last sheet scrubbing the inside of my microwave. My neighbor/friend is outside watering his flowers.

Neighbor: Are you going on a DATE?!
Me: Huh?
Neighbor: You totally have a date!
Me: Why are you saying that? Do you even see me right now?
Neighbor: YES! You’re all dressed up. You never look like this.
Me: I am wearing jorts and Chacos.
Neighbor: Ex-ACTLY. And a belt!

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#Inktober 20

A dress is not a yes. ANY outfit, or makeup put on does not mean a girl want to be annoyed or catcalled or whistled at in the street. These are no compliment, but harassment, and I’m done SO DONE with it right now, five times just yesterday was enough = __=

Although I know “not all boys” do that I am tired of being told “what were you wearing” or “you should take it as a compliment why don’t you cheer up ?” when it IS creepy so I created that sailor kind of lady and I imagine her slamming stupid people’s head with a ’“STOP” sign 8D ♥ makes me hopefull !

*EDIT* I WANNA NAME HER : Kitty Pride, she’s gonna spank some creep’s asses è_é Catcalls are calling her… what d'you think ?

Tools : pencil, Unipin black & red, pentel, red alcohol felt pen

adressisnotayes thanks for your work and support !