Y'all the first thing Liam asked a magician is if he can make Zayn reappear in his presence! I’m dying asdfghjklasdfghjkl Liam makes everything about Zayn write it down to my tombstone omg x

P.S. If you’re wondering who the heck this Chris the magician is, he’s the guy who mind read Liam at BBC Awards backstage. Here’s the vid link of their mind reading encounter x

anonymous asked:

did you know that crayon queen is closing her asks for a few days?! i don't know what i'll do!!! please be cq for us until she gets back!

Ok, so I almost deleted this ask. Definitely thought about it. Decided to address it.

I want to apologize in advance if the anon who asked this is a bit thrown by the response I’m about to give. You were probably expecting something more lighthearted or even funny, or maybe something more laid-back and casual, or maybe sarcastic. But you asked me, so I get to answer.

Even if this was purely meant to be a joke, I don’t find it funny at all. It’s…hurtful. In a couple of different ways.

Yes, I know CQ closed her asks. And good for her. She obviously did it for a reason, and whatever her reason is, is her business. She’s allowed to turn on/off her asks whenever she pleases. We all know she’s got a lot going on - during her Patreon streams she’s always talking about the original projects she’s excited to take on and prepping for Cons and figuring out her house stuff and all the other things that are important to her. And in the midst of all of that, she does SO MUCH INCREDIBLE STUFF for us. All her comics, all her drawings, all her stories, all the questions she answers, all the characters she makes…she’s without a doubt one of the hardest working artists we all collectively know.

But if these are the kinds of questions/reactions she gets when she needs to step away for a bit…like, c’mon, how do you think that makes her feel? How would that make YOU feel? It’d probably make you feel pretty crummy. And stressed. And worried that you can’t take breaks without people taking issue with it. So maybe you’d feel bad about taking breaks in the future, or any kind, out of fear that people would make you feel like you’re letting them down, when you’re already giving so much of yourself to others. And then you just stop trying to take breaks because you don’t think it’s worth it anymore.

And that wouldn’t be fair to you.

And that’s not fucking fair to her.

So here’s what you do: you wait. Because you care about CQ and because she’s a human being and not an art machine. You do something else with your time because you’ve got your own world going on. You don’t make a bit deal of it if CQ takes longer than ‘a few days’ to open up her asks because it’s her blog and she can do whatever she darn well likes to. And whenever she chooses to open up her asks (because SHE chooses to, and not because she’s pressured to) then feel free to send her the ask of your choosing because at that time she will be ready to take more asks. 

And then there’s the part where you threw ME into the equation.

At first, I laughed because I was surprised. I felt…awkward. Awkward that you’d ask something like that. But then I felt…bad.

Because I’m not CQ. And I’m not trying to be her. I appreciate when my work gets compared to hers - it’s really encouraging and uplifting and having it compared to someone I admire and respect is amazing to me. And it’s nice to know that you guys seem to enjoy the things I say and talk about and the way I respond to asks.

But I’m ME. And the work I do is mine, and the non-canon, non-other-people’s-AUs story aspects are mine. I know what I signed up for by using someone else’s characters in my story, and by using other peoples’ AUs in my story. I know that Fatal is barely even my character. But the parts that ARE mine on this blog, I try very hard to make them mine. And I think I’m doing an ok job at it. Sure, the comparison is flattering, I guess, but I don’t want to be reduced to someone who is trying to be like CQ. I want to be someone who is on par with CQ. 

So no, I’m afraid I can’t be CQ for ya’ll until she gets back. But I can be myself until CQ gets back, and when she’s back I’ll just keep being me if you don’t mind.

And mind you, this is my response if you were joking. I’m not even going to pretend like you were being serious.

And I just…I’m sorry if I made you feel bad, anon. I hate making people feel bad. Or if I made anyone feel bad here. And I’m sorry if people think I overreacted, or took this too seriously. Because maybe I did. And I’m sorry if this came off as mean or angry, because I’m not a mean person and I’m not mad at your or anyone.

But I’m not sorry for what I said. And I’m glad I said it.

I know I have a lot of younger followers, and it seems cool to imagine that at your current age, men and women (like in MysMe) are attracted to you but please let me give you some advice. 

They’re sick people if they are. I’m talking real life. If you’re under 17 and someone over 18 is saying that they want to form some sort of relationship with you, run away. Call the police. They’re sick, horrible people and you shouldn’t get involved with them. 

I’ve been involved in something like that, and the short of is that I have a restraining order against this person who is in prison at the moment. It doesn’t lead to a happy ending. Please protect yourselves.

Shit Slytherins Say: #29

Clever as the devil, and twice as pretty.

i had some kind of asthma attack??? i couldn’t breathe??? i don’t remember how they brought me to a doctor?? anyways right now i’m okay they injected something and i’m just… worrying about the missed class