and-they-are-amazing

  • Mei: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
  • Junkrat: [to Roadhog] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
  • Roadhog: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.
  • Junkrat: Good thinking, fuck the system.
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I am not breathing.

anonymous asked:

What would be the boyband's reaction to their smol s/o having a HUGE dog? (My dog outweighs me by like 30 pounds ;;w;;)

My stepmom has a dog too, but he doesn’t outweigh me. Thank goodness for that, though, he’s a playful ol’ thing. (His name is Jesse and he’s super adorable. I love him.)


Noctis absolutely loves animals. He was super excited when his s/o said they had a dog, and he was eager to meet the pupper. Of course, when he actually meets their dog, there’s very lightly veiled terror underneath all that excitement. Noct and his s/o are pretty close to each other in weight, and the dog outweighs him, too. He’s wary not to get caught under all that bulk (he warped out of the way when the dog tried to jump on him), but the moment the dog calms down enough, Noct’s probably gonna take a nap against his back.

Prompto’s immediately inclined to compare his s/o’s dog to a sleeping chocobo. The size is actually a bit intimidating. Similar to Noct’s situation, Prompto and his s/o weigh around the same, which of course means the dog could topple him with one paw, probably. Prompto’s a bit wary around the doggo, but then he sees his s/o playing with him, and he immediately joins in on the fun. Lots of pictures are taken up until the moment where the dog almost steps on Prom’s camera. Less photos are taken, now from afar. 

As soon as Gladio meets his s/o’s dog, the two become inseparable. That pupper loves Gladio, not only is the guy super big but Gladio is always super enthusiastic to play with him. Finally, a bro who outweighs your dog. So yeah, Gladio plays with the doggo all the time. Tug of war, fetch, racing, you name it, they’re probably off doing it now. Gladio just got really excited when he saw that his s/o’s dog is the size of a small bear. He loves that dog, and has a soft spot for him. Whenever Gladdy’s reading, he’ll let the dog lay his head across his lap, and he’ll rub his ears.

It takes some time for Ignis to warm up to the dog. While he does love animals, it’s at a lesser intensity than that of the other bros. He’s actually momentarily concerned for the safety of his s/o. What if the dog were to sit on them? After he meets the dog in person, Ignis’ opinion improves. The dog, none the wiser however, often gets into many shenanigans that involve Ignis, leading to absolutely comedic situations. The look of utter betrayal on Iggy’s face when his s/o laughed after their dog licked him from chin to forehead was priceless. Another time, Iggy’s s/o walked into the living room to find the two of them in a standoff, each waiting for the other to make the first move to grab the toy centered between them.

Iwyn Lavellan and Solas by @hansaera-art, commission.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, how she leans on him, how he looks at her. This gorgeous illustration is for my fanfic Dirt, where Iwyn and Solas go visit clan Lavellan some time after Trespasser. 

She laughs and sits next to him. She somehow has two drinks in her hand, the liquid slosh a little when she sits.

“Here. It is made with honey and blackberries. Tenara made it.” She looks at him, half uncertain, half challenging.

“Thank you, vhenan. It is good, I have had a taste already.” It is the truth, and he thinks that she is uncertain too, how he would take all this. If he would reject it all.

She leans on his arm. Empties her cup. Then she leans forward and falls over in his lap. She smiles and look up at him.