- hate most people
- my surname is Butler and I need to keep it that way because I fully intend to continue making ‘simply one hell of a Butler’ jokes well into my old age and I can’t bear to throw away this golden opportunity that life and good fortune have provided me with
You’d like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn’t you, Comrade Sergeant?’ said Reg encouragingly.
‘I’d like a hard-boiled egg,’ said Vimes, shaking the match out.
There was some nervous laughter, but Reg looked offended.
'In the circumstances, Sergeant, I think we should set our sights a little higher–’
'Well, yes, we could,’ said Vimes, coming down the steps. He glanced at the sheets of papers in front of Reg. The man cared. He really did. And he was serious. He really was. 'But…well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.
You know, I do wonder. In TPM Anakin mentions something about having been brought to Tatooine when he was five (i think?? Something like that, definitely suggested he wasn’t born on Tatooine)… what if Anakin was a Mandalorian all along
Hahaha, oh my lord, I welcome the alternate universe that this chunk of the script allows us to contemplate. I mean, really:
Now, of course, Wookieepedia wants us to believe the old party line that OBVIOUSLY he’s got to have been born onTatooine:
…but I smell a Secret Mando Conspiracy. Look at that dramatic dork. THAT IS HIS JEDI ID PHOTO. If the first Mando Jedi was the guy that made the Darksaber, surely no one could better carry on that kind of legacy of Force-Soaked Ridiculousness better than Anakin Skywalker, Secret Son of Mandalore.
It’s the Sassy Unicorn Boi from the cover of Lost Light #9! My friends and I thought he looked super rad so I had to draw him. Sketched over two bus riders home, then inked and flatted last night. It was super fun!!! Big props to @markerguru001 for that amazing design!
What’s his name!?!?