As a kid, Derek hated Beauty and the Beast. 

He liked the first part well enough, with the prince as a regal werelion or something, but then everything went wrong. The wolves in the forest were not there to help the princess but to hurt her and then the prince beat them up . And then, the prince and princess finally fell in love, and in punition the prince loses al. his. powers.
 His first -and only- viewing of the movie ended up as a tragedy, with tears everywhere and Derek swearing up and down that he would never, ever, fall in love, because he didn’t want to turn into a stupid werehuman.

As a child, Stiles loved Beauty and the Beast.

The princess was a weirdo in love with books, and what did her life turn to be? She found a castle, a prince that looked really cuddly (at age seven, it seemed like the best quality ever in a husband), and as much books and food as she could dream of. Stiles was not able to imagine something that could be more perfect than that.

For their (private) wedding, they dance on “Tale as old as time”, because Stiles is a stubborn dork.
Derek dances the whole song in his shifted form, because he’s as stubborn as his brand new husband, and very pointedly doesn’t change at the end.

Stiles kisses him anyway.
(Derek is unbelievably cuddly. Stiles loves his life)


get to know me [4/5] tv shows ≡ mr. robot
When you look closely at the seams between order and chaos, do you see the same things I see? The strain, the tears, the glimpses of truth hidden underneath. Why do they fight so desperately to mask what they are? Or is it that they become who they are when they put on the mask? Sometimes I wonder what you hide behind, my silent friend. What mask do you wear? Or are you just as afraid as the rest of them? Me? Am I afraid? Nah, man. I’m different.

shoutout to @twentyonepilots for making music because WOW

anonymous asked:

Very Important Question: do Chalo and Priya like to cuddle?

True facts:

  • Every evening, if I am on the couch, I am also the center of a dog sandwich. It is law.
  • I was late for work this morning because Priya wanted to be a little spoon. I just lost track of time.
Computer Science job fair at my University
  • Photographer: Hello, would you two be willing to take a picture with the gentlemen at the booth over there, for publicity purposes?
  • Friend & I: Sure!
  • Guy at booth: So, what are you girls doing here? It's not like you're interested in comp sci, right?
  • Friend & I: Bye!

anonymous asked:

Prompt suggestion--How about 5 times the Leverage team interacted with superheroes?

(I went with the DC universe, for various reasons!)


“You know Batman?” Alec knows he sounds shrill. He does not care. “Batman?”

“Can anyone really know Batman?” Eliot asks, because he’s a shit and he’s definitely amused by this and has definitely been saving the secret knowledge of this for their first job in Gotham.

Alec looks over at Batman, who is listening very seriously to Nate. Or it looks like he’s being serious. He could be making all manner of weird faces under that cowl. Sophie is lounging like she doesn’t care, but she definitely cares. Everyone gets a little starstruck in Gotham. She’s probably hoping they can swing an invite to the party Bruce Wayne is having on Friday. Parker is eyeing up Batman’s utility belt like she’s casing it.

“Apparently you can,” he says, because he is going to win this argument. “You fought him like you always fight people you’re friends with.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Eliot pretty obviously wants to go over and make sure Nate isn’t offending Batman (Batman!), so Alec waves him off and continues staring out over the streets of Gotham while everybody else okays the con with him for some reason. Vigilantes have to stick together, he guesses.

Batman approaches him while everyone else is getting ready to leave the rooftop. “Your friend can keep the throwing stars,” he says gravely. “I didn’t want to mention it, because she seemed pleased with herself.”

Alec squeaks. He would like to deny it, but he really can’t. He can never mention this to Parker, because she is gonna be very mad if she finds out Batman can’t be pickpocketed. Pickutilitybelted. One of those things. “Right, I will definitely tell her that.”

“Good,” says Batman, and jumps off the damn roof.

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