and-rose-red-apparently

Apparently an XL red speedo is still too small for Gillian’s boo. Today has been crazy and surreal and amazing and I will post the speedo stories and everything once I’m home in the UK Tuesday and not on mobile so I can use all my pics. To those of you I met - you were all fabulous. Please message me so I can be sure to follow you and special shout out to Megan and Lisa for saving my drunken ass last night and adopting me today. X-Files fans… you rock!

anonymous asked:

(Since you enjoy flirting) Roses are red, Violets are blue, and I just want to say, that all I can think of, is you. Roses are red, Violets are not, and it might be apparent, but I think you're hot. Roses are red, Violets are violet, and when I look at you, I can feel my heart melt. *Blows a kiss and winks your way*

“…Funny. I don’t recall exactly the moment I admitted to liking it.”

“…But I guess in the end what I like or dislike is barely relevant when it comes to these questions I receive… Well, on second thought maybe not so much the disliking part - whatever I express dislike towards, you people seem to insist on asking about just so I can have an entire day’s worth of torment… as if I didn’t have enough to deal with already…”