My boyfriend brought home red roses last night and apparently my little black cat Bella absolutely loses her mind over eating rose petals. They are not toxic for cats but I can’t let her just chomp on roses all day, it’s very aesthetic of her, but I don’t want her to get a tummy ache!  

Apparently an XL red speedo is still too small for Gillian’s boo. Today has been crazy and surreal and amazing and I will post the speedo stories and everything once I’m home in the UK Tuesday and not on mobile so I can use all my pics. To those of you I met - you were all fabulous. Please message me so I can be sure to follow you and special shout out to Megan and Lisa for saving my drunken ass last night and adopting me today. X-Files fans… you rock!