and-oh-god-the-kinks-that-will-be-had

  • Alec:Daddy, can you pass me the salt?
  • Robert and Magnus:Sure.
  • Robert:
  • Magnus:
  • Maryse:
  • Izzy:
  • Jace:
  • Clary:
  • Simon:
  • Raphael:
  • Sebastian:
  • Valentine:
  • Alec:Okay, I can explain.

ohmypreciousgirl asked:

"You're wearing glasses. That's... Wow."

“Ah, yeah.” Oliver shrugs. “I guess I’m getting old or something. I…”


“Ssssssssssh. Oh my God, I didn’t even realize I had this kink. I mean, I did, but I didn’t realize that it would be this much of an issue.” 


“What?”


“You’re just… really sexy right now. I’d kind of like to climb you like a tree.” 


Oliver blinks. “Because of the glasses?” 


“Yes. It’s like you’re, I don’t know… a professor or something or…” Felicity shrugs. “I just really… take off your pants. This is happening.” 

‘I WILL HAVE ALL THE HORNS IN EVERY PLACE I CAN THINK OF!

‘AND I WILL HAVE PIERCINGS ON THOSE HORNS!!’

OH MY GOD, HOW DID I  NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE. *DYING* Too distracted by the xeno.

Really, when you compare Rostere to Maur and the 12th Elder, his transformation kinda sucks. He got more muscles and stuff, but the others had a fuller transformation. Rostere, he got hooves and PIERCED HORNS!! The rest of him is human.

anonymous asked:

Kinda just wanted to share with you that last night I fucked my crush and holy fuck he's good and has a daddy kink ;) best sex I've ever had👅

OH NY GOD YES YO GO GET EM THATS SO HOT

anonymous asked:

NSFW asks: 1,9,19 & 29

1: Name 5 kinks

  • Sleepy morning sex
  • Being fucked against a wall
  • My partner being taller than me
  • Hands
  • Boobs

9. Sexual orientation? Demi-pansexual

19: Ever had a threesome? Yes, twice. I prefer it with 2 guys than with a girl & a guy.

29: Ever had something completely kill the mood during sex? Oh lordy, yes. Anything from my partner thinking they’re a sex god but they’re really not and it’s doing nothing for me, having to safeword, bad breath, shit choice of sexy times music……the list is endless.

polygonalism asked:

for the kink thing: alcohol, light bondage, oral fixation

Alcohol:

go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

I don’t really see a big connection with sex and alcohol… it’s really hard to have sex when you’ve had too much

Light bondage:

go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

Oral:

go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

oral fixation is a human development term, but I’m assuming you’re talking about oral sex… and this is both for giving and receiving

anonymous asked:

What kinks are there that you want to roleplay, but haven't yet had the chance to?

Oh god, like I said, I’m way too embarrassed about like half of my kinks to publish anything about it, but one thing I’ve wanted to RP out was some heavy bondage and humiliation stuff.

anonymous asked:

DADDY KINK ANON HERE!!! omg u miss me im so *blushes* guess what so like i was absent for two days of school and i went back today and i have this hot af relief teacher for the whole week but he only takes us for a subject that i only have on friday

HELLO THERE OFC I DO

Oh my god i had the same situation last year i had a super hot teacher and his class was only on fridays and he wasnt my teacher cause i didnt take spanish and hes a spanish teacher and i was literally getting up at 5 in the morning to go there cause he was letting me sit in there after my practise

anonymous asked:

3,4,5,6,8,13,27,28

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
i dont think any of them are “unusual”

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
haven’t had sex in many weird places so i guess a car

5: Favourite sex position?
already answered

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
both

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
bed when im feelin romantic, but i also like havin sex on tables

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
yessssssss oh god

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
sex all the time 24/7

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
stomach/chest and i have a thing for men with beautiful hands

curlyfriesandsterek asked:

1-15 on the fandom thing

1. What’s the worst fanfic you’ve ever written/have thought about writing?
We don’t talk about it but I had a bandom phase (for 2 years).

2. Admit to a kink you’re ashamed you like.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh god. I did not see this question. Oh gee.
(I admit I kind of have a thing for mild daddy kink. We don’t talk about this either.)

3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
Gerard sucked on Frank’s nipples like a parasite. Frank could feel his friend in his pants swell. (I used to write crack. Again, we don’t talk about this.)

4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
Nah

5. Most shameful ship?
Loki/Thor, I guess

6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
Honestly, I’m not even here.

7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
So much weird porn.

8. Share something you did in fandom that you’re embarrassed about.
See the entire fucking above ^

9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
Oh my god! I was 12! It was Maximum Ride! Fanfiction.net, rated M for lemons, so so so badly written

10. Any fandoms you’d hate to admit you were a part of?
Nope

11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
Too often, omg

12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What’s the one fic you’re going to be most humiliated about?
HTTYD fic where Toothless is a hybrid and he and Hiccup get it on

13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
Nope

14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
That I’m gay as fuck

15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What’s your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
A lot of MaRinKa fan art, holy shit.