Need help! Trans-mom of 3 in dire circumstance

Good day wonderful souls ❤ let me explain my situation. I’ve got 3 daughters who live with my ex. I used to make alot of money at a job I can no longer do due to medical issues. As such, my child support is far more than I can afford. The job I have(/had?) Has not given me a shift in 2 months, and the labour board won’t help me. I’ve taken up sex work to pay my dues, but due to a screwed up situation with one of my roomies, I can’t do incalls, which would earn me more clients, also, the last few clients I had, their payment was cash in my purse, which this roomie stole the other day.. several hundreds in cash, my wallet, which I just replaced from being stolen 2 months ago, my hormones and my anti depressants among other things. Oh, and my laptop. So the biggest problem is I’m behind on my child support already and care too much about my girls to not pay. Also, my ex says they will take legal action if I am not caught up by April 1st. I owe her 1275 on that day, and am trying to fight my anxiety and withdrawals from my meds to work, but also, due to my lack of money, can’t promote my sex work ad, and thus am not getting much for calls.
Please! I need help.
My PayPal is
Anything helps! And you’ll have my eternal gratitude
Please reblog of you can’t donate ❤
Much love

ajax-daughter-of-telamon replied to your post: @lizowlet tagged me in this ages ago and I kept…

you’ve been to Russia? Holy shit! How, when, and what was it like???

2008, with the Princeton in Petersburg program (I took a year of Russian and was terrible). I can’t really tell you because I was hella depressed and rarely left my room except to go to school, but, like. Kind of how you’d expect? I went to the opera twice, which was nice; the Hérmitage was wonderful (and I think I went into parts that were closed, or at least there was no one else there); my two favorite memories are the display that just read “MEAT” and the corner store woman who didn’t believe that I didn’t have anything less than a 500-ruble bill and went into my wallet to prove it. 

anonymous asked:

When my weeb ass is growing more confident in a being a weeb like I want to buy a samezuka jacket but I don't have 30 dollars for something like that omg and knowing me if buy it just to keep it in my closet bc I'm too embarrassed ???

TBH I probably come off as FULL OUT WEEB but I ACTUALLY maintain a lowkey weeb aesthetic. Like I saw the samezuke jacket and I was like n o….that is Too Much. I can’t wear anime clothes. I can’t do it. When I’m in public, I’m not strong enough to show my inner weeb HA. I’ll have subtle shout outs…like my phone case, wallet, and bag ahh have SR colors HA….I have a little shark and whale shark phone charms and shark charms dangling off my waterbottle. BUT IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO SR……YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT IT ALL MEANT……..

chimchimsbootae  asked:

Heey 😊I just found your blog and.. it a curse(sorry for the pun. Couldn't stop muself) i just dropped off to tell you that you're so hilarious!! Like i laughed so hard my parents may think im insane for laughing alone in my room 😂😂 Btw im from Eastern Europe too*sigh* #CursedEEKpopFandom

Thank you, I’m glad you like this blog~
Eastern Europe (aka the best part of Europe)? Well that means my wallet is gonna get full. Have a nice day fellow Eastern European ♡

Drabble #321

II: character wins money BUT has an accident on their way to retrieve it

“All right Martin, you were right. I take it all back. You can fly a plane with your shoelaces tied together.”

“Yes. Thank you. You see, we specifically said ‘fly’, so I knew that as long as I didn’t have to land, it would be fine. I tricked you.”

“Certainly, you did. How much did we say?”

“Five pounds.”

“Ah yes. …Do you know what, I’ve left my wallet in the galley. Better go and get your winnings before I change my mind - I’ll take control.”




“Yes. Probably should have untied your shoelaces first, I suppose.”

Jack&Anit. Convo.10

Jack: “Anti are you shampooing your hair”

Anti: “ Yes, I am Jack”

Jack: “ But your in the middle of the street!….. As it’s pouring down rain!

Anti: “What? I’m clothed aren’t I”

Jack: “I suppose so but why?”

Anti: “ I always travel with a small packet of Johnson & Johnson’s baby shampoo in my wallet.”

Jack: “ Baby Shampoo?”

Anti:“ No More Tears, Jack”

Jack: "But its for babies Anti!”

Jack: “You know what never mind because right now. I’m pretty sure I’m talking to one”

Anti: (Snickers) “You just now figured that out”

Tagged by @commvnderdamerons, @buckys-fossil, and @thenightmarebeforebucky !


  1. chapstick
  2. ibuprofen
  3. wallet
  4. various meaningful items
  5. keys


  1. my bed
  2. TV
  3. books
  4. my funko pops
  5. a mess (me or my room, w/e)


  1. Have more freedom, both with time and finances, to live a little more
  2. get married/not be forever alone like i fear
  3. see more of the world
  4. take more chances
  5. positively impact other people


  1. poe
  2. oscar too
  3. sebstan/Bucky
  4. rogue one
  5. laying down


  1. accomplish the section called five things i want to do with my life
  2. see Oscar in Hamlet this summer
  3. Go back to london to meet my niece
  4. stop caring so much about people who can’t be bothered with me
  5. get a better job


  1. i’m a genealogy nerd
  2. my instincts are excellent (about people and situations)
  3. i write fanfics (both for myself only, and others)
  4. I’ve been in three car accidents. I was the driver in two (and the only one in the car), one of which was half my fault. the other guy sued me (he’d tried to do this shit to other people before, and he didn’t get a penny from me, but I was so stressed for over a year about it)
  5. despite #2 above, I have little to no self-confidence

I tag: @foreverleia @austinamelio @sprinkleofhappinessuniverse @starlinginthesky @kenobi-and-barnes @harleyqueen7 @buckyslion

5 things tag / from @citruskwan

i freaking love her blog (i secretly stalk her lols)

aaaayyy 700 followers ayyyyyy

thanks ya’ll even if i post shit and stuff

5 Things You’ll Find in my Bag

  1. a book (atm the seventh day)
  2. my wallet
  3. a matte lipstick
  4. fringe roller 
  5. a watter bottle wow much exciting

5 Things You’ll Find in my Bedroom

  1. my seal ( meerdock )
  2. a guitar
  3. an unhealthy collection of fluffy sweaters
  4. a keyboard 
  5. a black and white double chinned shownu in din a4 on my wall

5 Things I Always Wanted to do in Life

  1. get a cat
  2. meet bts or any other kpop band i stan
  3. practice my dream job
  4. own an appartment
  5. visit tokyo, seoul, and manila

5 Things I’m Currently Into

  1. watching my unfinished series
  2. making fmvs ( improving my editing skills)
  3. photography
  4. taking care of flowers
  5. googling my perfect pet a day before my exam

5 Things on my To-Do List

  1. read 12 books this year
  2. study turkish
  3. dye my hair blond?
  4. study more
  5. figure out what major i want

5 Things People May Not Know About Me

  1. I speak 6 languages lol but like really medicore
  2. I have no idea what to major in. I feel kinda lost atm everything seems like a blur and im constanly afraid to choose the wrong one
  3. I kill every single plant I buy blackthumb
  4. Im from germany but i was born in the Philippines
  5. I suffer from a severe case of overthinking

tagging: @wonwoo-cheeseburger / @woozioppa/  @diamond-encrusted-sebongies / @soft-serve-scoups / @scoups-tas-tu /// Thanks for tagging @citruseungkwan/// You dont have to do the tag but id like to see yours :) so tag meeeeeeeee

A tag game

Tagged by @clevergirlstudying

Tagging: @quotestudy @lazy-studying @procrastudiin @tiredstudyying I know we don’t talk but you’re my mutuals so

● 5 Things In My Bag

• Pencil Case
• Math Binder
• My bujo
• A Water Bottle
• My wallet

● 5 Things In My Pencil Case

• Crayola Markers
• Gel pens
• White Out Roll Thing
• Pencils
• A Ruler

● 5 Things About Myself

• I have two cats
• I plan on going to art school after I graduate (Hopefully Sheridan in Toronto)
• I really like to make flower crowns
• I have a really bad music obsession

● 5 Favourite Songs (I’m assuming. Idk if this is right)

• Riptide by Vance Joy
• Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy
• Golden Days by Panic! At The Disco
• Planetary (Go!) by My Chemical Romance
• Helpless (From the Hamilton Soundtrack)

● 5 Favourite Studying Apps

• Forest
• Pomodora Timer
• Flashcards App
• (It’s a website but it’s awesome)

Thanks for tagging me!!

I was tagged by @chillachin (thank you!!)


  1. Wallet
  2. Chapstick
  3. Pen
  4. Headphones
  5. Hand sanitizer


  1. My Mötley Crüe Final Tour banner
  2. Stray Cats Built for Speed Vinyl
  3. That ‘70s Show box set
  4. Halloween lights
  5. Color changing lightbulb


  1. Travel
  2. Create
  3. Meet new people
  4. Find new music
  5. Be happy


  1. TV of the Lost (Lord of The Lost’s Youtube tour Series)
  2. I started listening to Children of Bodom and I’m enjoying it so far, so there’s that
  3. That ‘70s Show (if you couldn’t guess)
  4. Wednesday 13′s Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 (again)
  5. Graphic Design (it’s just fun)

(Tbh, I have no idea; this is just the stuff I thought of first)


  1. Write an ‘apology’
  2. Re-watch Deadwood
  3. do my Econ homework
  4. Make a teapot (ceramics class)
  5. Spend as much time with my dog as I can (she’s very old)


  1. Freshman year I was a cheerleader
  2. I once moved across the country (California to Tennessee) in 28 hours (in a car) and 6 months later we moved back (about 23 hours, also in a car).
  3. My lucky numbers are 6 and 13 (And sometimes 16), and every time I see them, something good happens. For example: I saw Mötley Crüe on Final Tour (the second to last date) at the Staples Center. We were as far away as you could get- the nose bleeds, section 313, row 6 (seat 19) to Section 113, row 16, seat 5 (my best friend had seat 6), which was basically side stage on Nikki’s side. (They had a fucking crane that kept getting in the way tho)

       4. When I was a kid, apparently my dad knew Shane Gibson (formerly of Korn), and I was supposed to get guitar lessons from him, but then Korn hired him. Unfortunately he died a while back and my dad never knew; he just thought that Shane was busy.

        5. Well, my friends and I got really hammered on Halloween (I’m talking about chugging straight vodka, tequila, and god knows what else) as we were ‘trick or treating’, which really meant that the three of us were walking around in the dark and knocking on a few doors… the power was out or like 4 blocks around us. I came home still super drunk, and my dad, being a former bartender for 20+ years, totally knew, but he was chill about it. Like, he was mad, but he knew that I would pay the price the next day… I woke up still drunk and had to get ready for school, where my hangover kicked in after 45 mins and I wanted to die.

I tag @headbanger98tv, @pour-some-rocknroll-on-me, @the-void-of-gay, and @scarlet-widow

Thank you!♥

number one jobros fan @yukikoamagi did a “tag” on me so here we are. i’ll tag @jostenneil, @caseyballvins, @fireonallwires, @myvisagewasted, @traincat​, annnnnnnd @audikatia. oops that’s six. 

5 things you’ll find in my bag:

  • my totally not-me burberry wallet that a college friend gave me way back when that i had to start using after my flash wallet broke and that i really should get rid of because it’s not to my tastes at all and makes me look rich
  • little memo pad i write down sleepers things in
  • hand mirror my french host sister got me as a souvenir when she went to spain
  • ancient pack of juicyfruit gum that has been in my possession since time immemorial
  • lots of crumpled up receipts and scrap paper with doodles on them

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  • my boyfriend, idk he’s probably around there somewhere since we share
  • my brand spanking new nintendo switch that i saved and saved for, and that i still have yet to name
  • tons of books i impulse bought at work that are like, laying horizontally on top of all the other books on my shelf
  • my litten plushie
  • wall to wall prints from fanime and nycc

5 things I’m currently into:

  • yu yu hakusho ofc
  • the legend of zelda: breath of the wild, a work of art for all times; especially the sand seals in the legend of zelda: breath of the wild
  • hem’s rabbit songs album
  • boku no hero academia, still. season 2! so soon! the fight that launched a thousand ships in glorious HD! altho tbh i’m more excited to see uraraka vs. bakugou in HD because my daughtre is an unstoppable force of nature
  • asian kung fu generation, still. the re-recording of sol-fa is so good! thanks 4 catering to me, band who never ever tours in the united states!

5 things on my to-do list:

  • my state tax return, oops, gotta get that squared away
  • applying to some better jobs where i will not feel like the World’s Most Worthless Person day after day (step two is probably getting hired but like i’m giving myself some room)
  • shrine hunting in breath of the wild even though i already accidentally beat ganon at my boyfriend’s behest. some of kass’s puzzles are too advanced for my zelda baby brain
  • exchange this eyebrow pencil sephora sent me in the wrong color for the proper color so i do not look like some idiot with brown hair and bright red eyebrows whenever i want to make myself look presentable
  • start young justice season 2 with zach and shawn, INHUMANLY LONG SIGH

5 things people may not know about me:

  • i was born with a cleft palate that gave me a pretty darn noticeable speech impediment for many years. several years of speech therapy honed it away by the beginning of high school, but i will still sometimes slip into it when talking excitedly or angrily about something. due to that cleft palate i have ALSO had a very large number of dental surgeries. 
  • i used to be a massively picky eater but now just about the only things i don’t like are coconuts and sweet potatoes. anything else can basically be salvaged with the hearty application of black pepper. (lol sorry francia this Gwen Fact was definitely inspired by some of yours)
  • my appendix has been scooped on out of me and sent away into whatever massive garbage chute they send that stuff. some of you may know this because you lived through these exciting times with me, but for those of you who don’t: now you do. appendicitis ain’t fun, my pals. but it sure makes for a good story. (and if you ever want to hear the story: it is hilarious.)
  • perhaps the easiest task you could ever undertake in your life would be getting me to cry. i’ll do it at anything. nearly all movies, some songs, the fleeting sentimental memory that i have known my best friends for a long time and they are kind of nice to me sometimes, the sight of a cat yawning, a single piano note being played in any anime ever, someone yelling at me, someone hugging me. don’t know how to react to something? cry. do know how to react to something? do that, but preferably throw in some crying for brand fulfillment. (most of my close friends and family know this; most acquaintances don’t.) takes me months to cry over the big things, though. 
  • when i was about six years old i was sought out by some kids’ talent agency that wanted to make me move to LA and like, do stuff. i was 6; i don’t remember the specifics; i only cared about pokemon and the iron giant. i do remember going to some meeting in a fancy office in san francisco, though, with my mom and dad, and talking to some guy in a fancy suit who asked me to sing something for him so i sang the pokemon theme song because that was, as i said, the only thing i cared about (besides the iron giant, which did not have many songs). bafflingly, they still wanted me even after that, probably for my perfect hair and cute face, but i said, nah, don’t want to, LA is too far away and i don’t want to leave home. so i didn’t. 

Listen okay I can explain, I say as another picture of Jacqueline falls out of my wallet

There was talk of flower clowns a few days ago w. ana bean and mello bean and well this happened tonight and I think I’m gonna digitize it now b/c I love my shitty winter child and her flower crown???

I fucked up her mouth and white outed it lmao also her head is a little too big??? but i love it idc


so the humans are space orcs posts where we can just hide emotions from our customer service skill set, why don’t we take that a step further.

What about actors, who literally train for years to act different behaviors for different roles, from good guys to bad guys. One minute the human is kind and gentle, the next he is arrogantly addressing the pirates who invaded, all from his acting days.

Their strict memorization can help them recall lines for any situation. They can cry on cue, motivate their crewmates with a well place monologues, become the life of the party with one liners and comedic sketches.

Hell this can apply to dedicated fans. The ones who try to get in character at cosplays, or memorize entire dialogues from their favorite scenes.

Really I just want someone to write alien fic where a human quotes the wallet scene from pulp fiction and just fucking terrifies them