Rhett and Link
Is it just me who when meeting a new guy instantly decides whether the guy is a Rhett or a Link? Even if he’s NOTHING like either of them? Its like there’s just two types of men in the world - Rhetts and Links.
You tall? Rhett. You got a majestic beard? Rhett. You a giant? Rhett. You got big eyes? Rhett. You got strong eyebrows? Rhett. You got blonde hair? Rhett(?). You look like you could protect me from the apocalypse? Rhett.
You wear glasses? Link. You got a stubble? Link. You got cute eyebrows? Link. You got dark hair? Link. You cry easily? Link. You a sexy dancer? Link. You complaint a lot but maybe you’re internally adorable? Link.