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Im probably the only one who does this
  • Lemony goodness fanfics: -Insert hot as hell make out scene-
  • Me: oh... my
  • Fanfic: -insert dirty talk here-
  • Me: ...why can i hear them-
  • Fanfic: -Dude fucking moans-
  • Me: Forgive me mother for i have sinned.

assorted fic/msa asks

Anonymous said: msa izuku while an Official Of The Law tries to stop him from doing his usual cryptic stunts: hey where can i go to file a complaint? its not formal. fuck you.

this is just the right level of irritation, sarcasm, and wit to come straight from msa izuku’s mouth. i love that

Anonymous said: someone asks msa izuku what he wants to be when he grows up. he stares at the floor angrily. “a concept. if even that,” he says. no one knows how to respond. the silence stretches.

god this is PRISTINE. the silence stretches. im laughing you’ve captured the quintessential msa izuku experience!!!

Anonymous said: msa izuku’s saving grace yet achille’s attention-pulling heel is his ability to circumvent the powers people use to attack him, linear narratives, and any expectations placed on him

nfljsdfjsd yeah. his greatest strength and greatest weakness… it’s so funny to write. i love it

Anonymous said: 
kirishima: deku we actually dont want to screw you over
msa izuku: that sounds fake but ok

YEP! thats pretty much it

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new concept invented here

“texting first”, like regular texting, but first. does anyone else know of this miracle bc so far im the only one I know who does it

does anyone else have very very very weird, specific, surreal aus that you make and continue in your head that only make sense to you??

anonymous asked:

So I recently read Breadth Requirements by skyisgray and if only you could see me (for the pie that I am) by bitelikefire and now I need more mistaken identity fics in my life. Do you know of any more mistaken identity fics?

Alright so identity porn is on of my fave tropes so I’m gonna make this a minipost and just put it all here

The Blind Leading

Steve is specifically told not to fraternize with the independently contracted Winter Soldier.

Blue, White and Read All Over (WIP)

Mild-mannered reporter by day, superhero by… other parts of the day.

The one where Captain America has a day job, Bucky spends most of his time with superheroes and supervillains, and nothing is quite as normal as it seems.

Breadth Requirements

Steve’s never met his Psych TA in person, but he’s a little obsessed with their snarky, flirty email conversations.

Steve’s never made any headway with the hot guy who sits in front of him in Psych, but he’s a little obsessed with his mouth.

Crush

Steve knows that the world looks at him as 6'2" of muscle and more muscle, blue eyes, golden locks and apple pie smile.He doesn’t necessarily like it, but he’s used to it. He’s not really going to go out of his way to correct the usual between the lines straight-as-a-die assumption that goes with it. The physical description is, he knows, correct, it’s something he has worked hard on. But in reality he’s 6'2" of giant-gay-marshmallow-puff, all fluff and feels. And yes, he knows he needs to spend less time on the internet, especially tumblr

If Only You Could See Me

In which Steve is the proud owner of Frost, a semi famous local bakery in DC and despite the overwhelming insistence that it’s about time he start dating, Steve swears up and down he isn’t ready for that. Or as of recently, just doesn’t have the time because of Mr. Barnes – the highly demanding wedding planner on the phone who keeps asking for nearly impossible deliveries and maybeSteve would like to personally strangle him. Maybe.

Make One Dream Come True

Five times the Winter Soldier evaded capture.

In which there are tuxedoes, vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred), fakeout makeouts, massive property damage, a shark pit, and Steve has an Ursula Andress moment. But mostly, in true James Bond fashion, villains are seduced to the side of good.

Our Broken Parts 

Steve is sent undercover to catch an elusive Russian assassin. He didn’t want to do it in the first place; he’s damn certain he won’t be asked again.

Our Perceived Realities 

Bucky Barnes has always lived at the edge of Steve’s map. From grade school to church to this foul-smelling dock job, where Bucky heaves crates around and Steve counts figures in the dark, cool office, they’ve always been close enough to be aware of each other but too far to strike up any real friendship.

They’ve lived in the same neighborhood among the same stock of beaten-down Irish immigrants their whole lives, and they’ve had three proper conversations.

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Steve’s mission objective is to apprehend the Winter Soldier. He certainly succeeds.

The Supersoldiers’ Amnesiac Groom

Steve Rogers has always known that the supersoldier serum was a gift, and he’s never been afraid to do what’s right.

When Uncle Sam asks him to unite the two sides of the Cold War by taking part in a symbolic union with a fabled Russian assassin, Captain America doesn’t hesitate to do his duty.

Little does he know how thoroughly his world is going to be turned upside down.

To Memory Now I Can’t Recall

While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.

Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of WorldWar Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.

not to be that person but either lena and kara pull out a korrasami after dating James (or whatever tf they’re trying to do with Guardcorp) or alex and lena step up their gayme bc i remember shipping them one hot second after lena shots that bad guy in 2x01 and saves alex and i’d still want that

may-anni  asked:

And Saturn??? 😮😮

Saturn: what do you think about before falling asleep?

Omg so many things! I can never fall asleep straight away bc I have so many thoughts going through my head. Plus I tend to mess around on my phone on Youtube/Tumblr/Reddit/AO3/Instagram before I sleep too. and when i really can’t sleep I imagine scenarios in my head (smut/fluff fanfics starring me x Namjoon, me x Hyungwon, me x Seokjin, me x cute coffee barista etc etc etc. please tell me im not the only one who does this)

Space asks 💫

so you just wokeup, you’re closest friends are all right next to you while they are looking outside thinking about what the plans for the day are. its a super nice day out, not to hot and not to cold, literally the best days, and you can do nothing but be super greatful for it. *Now heres where it starts to stink* You make your breakfast and the first thing you do is go on your phone, i know im not the only one who does that. You go on ur phone and instead of seeing your friends, you see negativey, and it starts to become the only thing you see, because no matter how much love and positivity there is, that negativity will always make you so beyond upset, even if its only one person, bc youre sensitive, and althought everyone knows that, it makes u into a bigger target, so recap, you have ur best friends ever, an amazing day, and oh if u didnt know, youre a social media kid, so no matter what u do or say people will have these opinions formed on you, that no matter what u do, they will never change. If someone thinks ur a rude a hole, then them and all their friends will believe that you in fact are a rude a hole. Image that. Your image is based off of other peoples opinions. Now not everything is all opinion, isfact some is real, and everhone does make mistakes so its kinda hard to avoid those mistakes, ur not perfect, im not. noone is. anyways lets get bck on track. back to the negativty, just imagine, no matter what u say or do these ppl still have those opinions formed on u, rigut? its just like a person, if u see them as a bad person, whether they really are guninely good, you domt care enough to find out, u just automatically assume theyre still bad and always will be, and it sucks cus like how do people hate on people and formed these horrible opinions on people when they dont even care enough to find out how the person really is. *i know this is all over the place but i didn’t know how to explain it so i just put it all together, also im suoer sorry to everyone who i did give a reason to hate on me, i never thought abt my actions before I did them, and now that i look back on it ive said a lot of things I regret so to eveehone who ive ever done anything to im so sorry and if u wanna talk abt it dm me so i can apologize*

im gonna abuse this blog for a psa for a second bc i know i got a lot of overwatch followers here:

when i play s76 i always have my teammates’ health bars turned on. meaning i can see when they need healing. and im pretty sure im not the only one who does this.

so PLEASE. when you’re low on health and see your s76 running your way and putting his biotic field down? DON’T RUN AWAY TO TRY AND GET THE HEALER’S ATTENTION!! WE CAN HEAL YOU TOO!!

YOU’RE MAKING ME WASTE MY BIOTIC FIELDS WHEN ALL IM TRYING TO DO IS KISS YOUR BOO BOOS AWAY