Having a Crush on Newt Scamander Would Include . . .

A/N This is my first would include let me know if you would like more! Also this is not really having a crush on him but it kinda works still?

- If you met before when the movie takes place: 

   -Probably meeting during his Hogwarts days, possibly on the train 

   -There’s a 99% chance you fell for him within .005 seconds (because who wouldn’t?)

   -As the years went by, you kept warning him about Leta (to which he kept ignoring you)

   -trying as hard as you can not to say “I told you so” when he gets expelled

   -Wanting to leave with him when he gets expelled, but him refusing saying it wasn’t your fault and that you needed to finish your education 

   -You saying it wasn’t his fault either

   -You two sending letters back and forth profusely

   -Oml can you imagine coming back on the express from your last year at Hogwarts and seeing Newt waiting for you at the station 

   -Not leaving his side since then

   -Taking care of his animals with him and going to new York with him 

   -Probably telling him then as well it was literally such a bad idea and him being like fuk da police 

   -Acting married for appearances which makes both of you blush 

   -Low Key through out the “whole ordeal” you’re just like hands off my man Tina (and omg can you imagine Queenie giggling after hearing you think that)

- If you met during when the movie takes place:

   -Ok so for this to work you would probably have to be the third Goldstein sister

   -And in that case you probs were like who da fuck is that cinnamon roll, when Tina brings him home

   -When he shows you his animals (with Jacob/Tina and Queenie depending on what your preference is) you’re in awe and he’s probably in awe bout’ you

   -Queenie shipping you like crazy

   -Sticking around Newt after Grindelwald bc he’s a cutie and really you don’t want to say good bye yet (and low key don’t want to say goodbye to Niffler, Pickett, etc.)

   -Giving him the idea to give Jacob the eggs?

A/N #2 Oh my lord that was bad, I would’ve gone on longer but it would have been wayyyyyyyyyyy to long

h0llywoodnt  asked:

Hello we (read: I) need more about: - Corin being gay for the wives and low-key freaking abt Aro learning about it. - JANE AND ALEC BEING TREATED LIKE ACTUAL CHILDREN BY THE COVEN AND GUARD IN A GOOD WAY.

Oh gosh, I’m pretty sure Corin is eaten up with anxiety about her crush being discovered. (Aro and Marcus noticed it within a month, because of course they did. They’re not too worried, though. The list of people who develop crushes on Sulpicia and/or Athenodora is long; these two straddle the line between pretty and scary, and that’s an alluring combination for the undead.) Still, every time Aro takes Corin’s hand, she’s internally screaming. And she keeps apologizing to Caius, which confuses him to no end. 

I entertain myself for hours imaging Corin trying to have a conversation with either Sulpicia or Athenodora. She’s graceless to begin with, and the tiniest display of interest or care from them scrambles her brain. When one of them asks, “How is your day going, Corin?”, her response is something like, “I don’t know! I have no opinion about the linear passage of time!” She immediately regrets being so weird, but they seem to find it endearing?? Which doesn’t stop her from practicing things she’s going to say to them in front of a mirror and then messing up anyway. 

To change gears entirely, I feel like the coven and Guard could have a really positive impact on Jane and Alec if they put in the effort?? I talk a lot about Jane’s physical insecurity, for instance. Sulpicia and Heidi would be really qualified to address that because a) they’re ludicrously lovely and not without angst about it and b) their approach to beauty is almost mathematical. They could fix her hair and find her clothing that fits right and, by paying attention to her, make her feel like she has value.

Meanwhile, Alec has always wanted to belong somewhere, in my opinion. If Felix, Demetri, and Renata spent a little time with him, he’d be so happy. They’re funny and cool and sweet respectively, and he’d legitimately love friends like that. 

And I can’t believe that Caius wouldn’t worry about the twins’ safety and emotional health. He’s all jittery and paranoid from the stuff he’s seen; surely he’d fret about putting children in similar situations and ask them a million times whether they were okay, and if they weren’t okay to just tell him and he could fix it. Similarly, Aro should be totally fascinated with Jane and Alec’s brains and completely devoted to educating them and prone to telling them stories about all the interesting things he’d seen. And Athenodora would provide running commentary. Aro is an unreliable narrator and she wants these demon kids that she’s apparently raising now to know accurate facts. 

I just want my dumb evil vampires to be a dumb, evil vampire family, okay? *goes off to sob in a corner*


stupid sexy draco malfoy 

taking place after harry’s bi awakening

So why haven’t I seen anything about Mabel having trouble with disassociating from reality because of that bubble Bill had her in?
I mean, we have all these other angsty theories about Dipper having panic attacks, Ford having seizures, and Stan struggling with amnesia.
Like, whenever something she can’t believe is actually happening, something good and wonderful, she breaks down.
Mabel’s crush asks her out? BOOM. Panic attack.
Dipper comes home declaring he finally kissed a human? Mabel has to spend fifteen minutes in Sweater Town before she can congratulate him.
Stan and Ford send her a picture of them getting along and bonding? She needs Dipper to hold her and assure her that this is real and she’s not still in the bubble. Bill is gone. They won.

the 7 deadly sins

context: the players are trapped in a room and the only way to get out is to perform the 7 deadly sins. previously, the players kidnapped a bandit who attacked them and are now carrying him around in handcuffs.

cleric: okay, so there’s lust, right? *cleric passionately kisses the bandit*
omnipotent voice: LUST
alchemist: I had a crush on the cleric, so now I’m jealous
omnipotent voice: ENVY
cleric: I cannot just have one love, I hunger for more *kisses the alchemist*
omnipotent voice: GREED
cleric: I am proud of my romantic endeavours
omnipotent voice: PRIDE
cleric: I punch the bandit in the dick
fighter: maybe he liked that
cleric: what the fuck
omnipotent voice: WRATH
fighter: well, there’s still gluttony. I guess I have no choice *eats the bandit’s arm*
cleric *WAIT NO-*
omnipotent voice: GLUTTONY
omnipotent voice: SLOTH
fighter: wait who was sloth
*rogue is still lying down in the corner and hasn’t helped since we entered the room*
fighter: oh

  • Hermione: Malfoy has a crush on me? the pureblood slytherin? the most pompous ass to have ever stepped foot on the grounds of Hogwarts has a little crush on me? Hermione Granger? A muggleborn gryffindor? Oh how the mighty have fallen-
  • Draco: Hermione, we've been married for almost 45 years. We have three kids and several grandchildren can u pls stop this
  • Hermione: aha I know but still I cannot believe

My favorite trope in the miraculous ladybug fandom for fanfiction is when Adrien Knows™ that Marinette has The Crush™ on him but he’s still an awkward cup of butter and he doesn’t know how to actually handle it bc he just wants to be “Friends” and
“no Nino I do not have a crush on Mari I just think she’s super cool and I want to have the Friendship™”
“wait why is she laughing at what Nathanael said, my puns are funny, oh golly gosh she sure is cute when she laughs”

“Oh boy a lot of Ppl have crushes on her, I can see why…I mean I DONT have a crush on her but I mean she is really pretty and super nice and did you see how many freckles are on her face? Even the sun loves her! Look at all those sun kisses….I’m a little jealous ….”


“I just want her to like me..wait no I mean I want her to like-like me..WAIT! I mean I know she likes-likes me bc she has the Crush™ and I just want her to like me so we can be talk and be friends bc I like her and NINO STOP LAUGHING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN”

And finally they become friends and its him just spending all this time being in denial about his crush on her until Adrien looks at her one day and she just gives him The Smile™ and his heart does the Thump-Thump-You-In-Love-Bud™

“Nino, I have made an error”

what the heck winston is such an underated character??? Like can I just talk about him for a quick second.

Winston is a monkey man who loves his friends!! who loves helping people!! and like!! HES THE REASON OVERWATCH IS BACK AGAIN!!! Also he makes a great hype man in the beginning lets be real.

But guys. This scientist is like, such a cinammon roll??? And thing is ive never heard anyone say that about him??? but like? have u seen his dialogue cmon


such a kind soul

lucio stop monkeying around with this boy



Also not to throw some lore at u but he DID escape the moon when all the monkeys killed the scientist and his father figure all by himself. Like, all hes ever known was crushed and thrown in his face and hes still such a kind soul??? like??? the harambe memes are great n all but this guy has a legit character whos awesome and i hope u might end up liking him too

Haikyuu Fic Recs #6

part: one / two / three / four / five


Sunburst by carafin

It comes without warning: for a moment Hinata’s heart seizes up almost unendurably, realization hitting him like a tonne of bricks as he thinks with startling clarity, we will never be here again.

again by bigspoonnoya

Both your deaths in this universe have failed.
“Failed…” Kageyama echoes. The word seems to hurt him.
“How can you fail at dying?” Hinata asks, incredulous.
Luckily you have an infinite selection of universes, with an extensive number of lifetimes, still remaining.
Until you can save one another, you will never grow old.

love is a silent language by carafin

Seven times they don’t say ‘I love you’. On crushes, beginnings, and growing up.

(A realization: height doesn’t really matter, when you’ve finally learned to fly. Another realization: with Kageyama by his side, Hinata might as well have wings.)

Ridiculous by FestiveTrickster

After Yachi’s heater broke at her own apartment, Hinata and Kageyama invite her to stay at theirs until it gets fixed. Only, the problem is:
1) the repairman is never going to come
2) temporarily living with Hinata and Kageyama is …stressful, to say the least. 


In Your Arms I’ll Stay by artenon

In the end, their relationship makes itself known to the others because Kuroo doesn’t know how to keep his hands to himself—although Tsukishima is almost positive that Kuroo purposely waited for him to be standing by the bus surrounded by every single one of his teammates before sidling up and wrapping his arms around him from behind.

(Or, five times Kuroo initiates hugging/kissing, and one time Tsukishima does.)

Beneath the Stars, Miles From Where You Are by artenon

“This is ridiculous.”

“You’re going along with it, though,” Kuroo says, not denying the claim because maybe it is a little ridiculous, and smiling as he presses the phone closer to his ear. It’s a coincidence, but it’s because of this he hears Tsukishima’s soft, “Only for you.”

Coming in Unannounced, Drag My Nails on the Tile by artenon

At some point during the summer months of hard training, Kei had a fleeting hope of meeting Nekoma on the national stage. He imagined meeting Kuroo’s eyes across the net, imagined Kuroo’s slow smirk and wink before the start of the first set, and his stomach jumped, and then he pushed the fantasy away, because it was hopeless.

i wish, i wish my nine lives would be with you by saunatonttu

“Has Tsukishima-kun come in today, by the way?” Yaku called, turning to look at Tetsurou again. “You’ve been oddly sullen all day, so I guess not.”

Tetsurou nearly choked on his own tongue as he burst into laughter. “Me? Sullen?”

“You call me stubborn, but you’re deep in denial, Kuroo.”

[or: the animal shelter AU no one needed or asked for.]

all the right moves, all the right friends by saunatonttu

The last match of his high school, and the direct events afterwards.

(His team is embarrassing as hell.)


when we fall, we fall together by gabstar

Bokuto witnesses the tender affection between Oikawa and his ace and feels a strange sense of longing. Like somehow that should be his life, and somehow Akaashi should be involved too.

((Tooru gets his knee injury, and Bokuto has an awakening))

*trigger warning for Tooru’s knee getting dislocated.

like shining by gabstar

Akaashi likes to consider himself a composed, rational human being. He can keep his hands and eyes to himself. He can control his hormonal, teenage impulses just fine. He even manages to keep the PDA to a minimum, even though his very attractive and very cuddly boyfriend makes it difficult. Akaashi makes a point to keep focused during practices and games. The last thing he needs is to get face-flushed and flirtatious during a match.

But that all goes out the window when Bokuto buys himself a new pair of gym shorts.

Year-Round Love by masi

In his first year of university, Bokuto realizes that he really adores Akaashi.

Luctor, non mergor by Aetherdrive

Luctor, non mergor - “I struggle, but am not overwhelmed”.


Chasing Paper Suns by carafin

Post-high school, Oikawa makes it to the national volleyball team but Iwaizumi doesn’t. The next three years become an exercise in growing up without growing apart.

Nurture by carriecmoney

“There are two things you need to know before we get to Korea,” Hajime says. Hanamaki cocks an eyebrow; Matsukawa tilts his head. “First: Oikawa’s adopted.”
“I see,” Matsukawa drawls.
“And his birth parents are in Seoul.”
“Oh, shit,” Hanamaki says with a cringe.

crystalline by jazmintea

You are sixteen when the doctors tell you that you will never play volleyball again.

new phone who dis by meruemsthighs

Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.

I laughed so hard I cried multiple times when reading this

i breath easily in your arms by cultvalue

When, after completing their high school graduation ceremony and heading home to enjoy their freedom, Oikawa had pulled him into his room and pressed his lips hesitantly against Iwaizumi’s own, it seemed an inevitable development in the unfolding narrative of their shared existence.

Despite years of having a bed to himself, the sensation of another body taking up space in his sheets, curling against his chest, creating warmth, feels natural in much the same way.

old and new by Mysecretfanmoments

“You seem—sad.” Was that the right word? Others sprang to mind: desperate, lonely, anxious.

Tooru looked away. “Are you going to make me say it?”

“Say what?”

Tooru folded his arms, sighed. “I missed you, of course.”

Hajime swallowed.

“No need to look that way. I told you, I’m not one of your macho man buddies. I’m allowed to say stuff like that without being embarrassed—”

“You’re being ridiculous,” Hajime complained. “No need to be so defensive. I’ve missed you too.”

“Oh?” Tooru seemed to get a little of his own back, leaning forward on his elbows. “What about me did you miss?”

((Going to separate universities, Hajime and Tooru learn the true meaning of “distance makes the heart grow fonder”))

natural reactions by airblends

Iwaizumi felt his stomach twist at the look on his friend’s face, heat creeping up the back of his neck. He knew that look ― it was the look he used to woo girls, to charm them, wrap them around his little finger in a matter of seconds. Iwaizumi had seen that smirk a million times, but he wasn’t used to being on the receiving end of it. That was a dirty move.

“Oikawa,” he croaked, leaning forward in his chair, hand stretched out. “Come on.”

10 ways iwaizumi hajime has said i love you by daisugass

I love you’s come in actions, not words.

then fall back together by seabear

The many kisses of Iwaizumi Hajime and Oikawa Tooru.

our hearts still beat the same by knightswatch

“You gotta make me a promise, okay?” He reaches a hand out, pinky finger extended and Hajime reaches out in return and links them together without thinking about what Tooru is going to ask him for. It doesn’t matter, he always gives in any way. “I want us to be friends forever, so you have to promise we will be.”

“Okay,” he nods his head, squeezing their fingers together tightly. It’s not like promising to go hunt aliens with Tooru or anything. It’s an easy promise, and Tooru beams in a way that makes his heart flutter because it’s a promise of adventure.

He likes the idea of having an adventure with Tooru forever.

all these holes found in my armor by munzie

I am so, so fucked, Iwaizumi thought as he twisted the blanket in his hands, trying to hear Oikawa breathing from his place on the sofa. This is probably what love is, right?

make a bet, keep a promise by raewrites

It begins with a bet made between the two boys in the mid-summer of their eighth year. It starts with volleyball, but like with most things involving Oikawa Tooru and Iwaizumi Hajime, things are never quite that simple.


these sketches of heaven by thewindraiser

Prompt: “So, I found this waterfall…”

A beautiful waterfall, a nasty injury and a very cute doctor. All in all Daichi thinks he can take a broken leg if the upside is getting to flirt with Sugawara-san.

Punishment by carriecmoney

Suga must’ve been a bad man in a past life; not only is he cursed to be a distance runner, but he also has a crush on a discus thrower. Aesthetically, of course. Track and field!AU.

(don’t) meddle with a heart by thewindraiser

Prompt: “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

Blind dates are not always synonymous of fiasco.

Crabapple by carriecmoney

based on the tumblr prompt “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

In which Daichi has great taste in witches but horrible taste in women, Suga has a problem with petals, and the pretty lady at the bar has an idea.

when all the songs are through by thewindraiser

Daichi is out for lunch with some of his colleagues when he spots it.

The ring.

I still like you really, really much- please talk with me again.
—  I need to hear your voice 

Rhett roleplaying as a jerk and trying his best to insult Link’s appearance. Three separate attempts. (x)

Uh… no.

Einstein was never described as either “moorish” or “mulatto” that I know of, and I’ve never seen any kind of credible source for these claims. No color pictures of him exist because he lived in the 19-freaking-40′s.

But even more offensive than that? Even assuming he was dark-skinned and whitewashed, the Germans still would not have hailed him as a national hero because, in case y’all forgot, Einstein was Jewish. Which is why he was driven out of Germany and fled to America.

You all want black hero to look up to?

Jesse Owens, the fastest man alive, who crushed his white competitors at Hitler’s Olympics in Nazi Germany.

You all overlooked an actual black anti-Nazi hero and instead tried to claim Einstein was black.