Yay requests are open!! Okay so what if MC felt really sweet one day and decided to cook for RFA+ V and Saeran. But... there's a catch. She is REALLY bad at cooking. Like, horrible. And she just didn't know it. How would everyone react to the food? Who would let her down easy and who would just be really freaking blunt? Haha, hopefully I got this in on time. Thought this would be cute and funny. Thank you!! ❤❤❤ Love your writing~
It took a while for me to answer, but it’s finally here, as I promised, honey!
Hope this is what you wanted! ^^
RFA + Saeran and V with a MC who’s terrible at cooking
Look, he never, ever tasted brick before, but he’s pretty sure that’s the taste of it as he chews this… what is he chewing?
Okay, Zenny, time to show what a great acting is all about. If he can make it here, he can make it anywhere.
As he eats this, he wonders how such an adorable person like you can be responsible for something like this… please, somebody tell him what is this.
And seeing such a beautiful and pride smile coming from you, all he can do is swallow and smile… PAINFULLY!
“Oh Zenny, did you like it? Can I serve you some more?” “Sure, babe, let me just grab a beer first, I think this… meal goes great with beer.”
Beer, whisky, vodka… anything with alcohol enough to make him bear this until you reward him with the most adorable smile he has ever seen.
Okay, let’s gather around to watch the moment Yoosung finally feels confident about his cooking skills
Because maybe he isn’t that good, but YOU… you are in a completely different level!
Remember his omurice with a distorted face? He can’t even tell what you tried to draw with the ketchup.
“I loved the ketchup horse, MC.” “It’s a star!” Oh… “Because you’re a shooting star, right?” Ohhhh shit, you’re just too adorable.
Okay, guess he’ll have to teach you a thing or two about cooking.
If… he survives after he eats this. #prayforyoosungkim
Oh Jesus… why are you doing this to her?
You can’t just smile so sweetly and put something that she assumes it was supposed to be a cake in front of her
She appreciates the effort, but… it’s bad, it’s just… really bad.
“So, do you think the taste of coffee is too strong on this?” “You can barely feel it.” It’s not a lie, this doesn’t taste like coffee, it tastes like… all of her fears coming to haunt her.
Well, there’s a reason why you don’t handle the baking in the cafe.
As a cooker, you’re a great barista. Let’s keep it like this for now, okay?
This man has a personal chef for every meal he ever tasted in his life, he doesn’t know what is bad food
So he doesn’t realize this is bad, he thinks this is… exotic, peculiar, a commoner’s thing he needs to learn how to appreciate it.
But… HE. CAN’T! You told him this was a desert, but it doesn’t taste sweet at all!
“Jumin, I think I made a mistake…” “I don’t see how this is possible, but how come, darling?” “I think I used cat food in this, that’s why it’s blue.” He… doesn’t see the connection, but at least he got an explanation for the taste.
And… it happens that is the perfect excuse. “I see… so let’s give it to Elizabeth the 3rd, I’m sure she’ll like it.” He’s not lying, he’s pretty sure this will suit her taste.
CALL. THE. VET! She looks nauseous just with the smell of it.
As he chews this and forces himself to swallow, something clicks inside his mind: he has the perfect weapon in his hands.
Your killer (figuratively) adorable smile + your killer (maybe literally) cooking skills = the most epic pranks ever.
“This is amazing, MC! Hey, why don’t you do a portion of that for Jumin, Yoosung and Zen, huh?”
And he is delighting himself as none of these guys has balls to tell you this is awful because your smile is too cute and nobody wants to hurt your feelings.
“That was fun, MC. But I have to be honest, you… are not that good at cooking.” He’s waiting for a shocked expression, but instead he gains a smirk “I know.”
Scared? Feeling like an idiot? No, he’s proud… the student has become the master in pranks.
He looks at the plate and is all like… shiiiit this woman is into some gory stuff, huh? That’s why I love her.
But as he eats it, he’s starting to think maybe you hate him, why are you trying to poison him like this?
Then he sees you smiling and looking at him with so much excitement and… oh, poor thing. You have no idea how awful this is.
“This is good. Here, have some.” He makes you eat it and… okay, now you realize that is possible to make something taste raw and burnt at the same time.
“Oh, yeah, this is good. Why don’t you eat a little more, then?” and now this is a game of who will give up first and admit this is garbage.
May the odds be forever in your favor, he ain’t giving up.
No, this isn’t bad.
He loves it, he’s grateful you put so much effort in something for him, so he eats with a smile in his face.
And plot twist: he’s not faking it!
You sound so happy! So he asks for more and has a feast out of this… spaghetti? Who knows?
“This is great just like you, my love. Can you teach me how to do that?” he does exactly like you say. You prove it and it tastes awful!
since he did it, you’ll eat everything and ask for more.
Moments worth mentioning: • Chester: “This is probably the greatest day of my life” • Mike: “Go go go”to Chester before the chorus of In The End
• Mike’s silent really hot“Yeah” as a respond to getting a haircut
• Mike: “Chester!” to already start singing Talking To Myself
• Joe: “Nobody’s home” • Mike: “Why are you humping my leg” • Ken: “The reason I get mad at you is because I love you”
Sans and Papyrus are enjoying their first snow on the surface with Nice Cream (and ketchup).
I love that winter has pretty much become Undertale season for me and many friends of mine, since this was the season most of us played the game. The OST is a large part of my holiday playlist >w> Whenever I am out and it’s snowing I always got the Snowdin music playing and think of my fav Skelebros <3 I know this is a bit late, but I hope everyone had an awesome holiday!
need to address this, because it’s been kind of stuck in my mind ever since the
last clip happened. I may be putting WAY too much thought into this, but that’s
just how I am when it comes to SKAM…
Even said, when Isak asked him if he wanted to go on a vacation. Even said: “Yeah,
but I’m so impulsive, I can’t plan anything.” He didn’t look sad or worried, it
was just a statement. But it still kind of bugged me. Is this really how Even
still sees himself? As someone who is so impulsive that he can’t plan ahead? I
know being manic makes you very impulsive, and being impulsive doesn’t necessary
means you’re manic. But I still fear that Even very much let himself define by
his diagnose. We know he still thinks he is a burden to Isak!
this affect his future plans and dreams, if he doesn’t think he can plan stuff.
If he thinks he only acts on impulses?
hope he someday realize that being impulsive doesn’t mean you are incapable of
planning stuff. And planning small trips and stuff with Isak will be such a
healthy thing for him!
planned Isak birthday party! And you did perfect!! But he was also so nervous
about it. Maybe this was really one of the first things he planned totally on
his own. Organizing people and making plans days ahead. This was such a big
deal for him. Maybe not just because Isak means the world to him and he wants
to show him more love than he ever thinks he is capable of, but maybe also
because Even doesn’t see himself as a guy who can organize and plan stuff. He
was freaking out over ketchup!!
I love you
Even, and I hope you one day will realize how much you are capable of. And that
your diagnose does not define you or what you can or cannot do.
What's your favorite Animal Crossing furniture pieces or sets (acnl or happy home, since they differ)? I really love Ketchup's teapot (I have it customized to mint tea), Brewster's coffee cup, and I like the Gracie Sweets furniture a ton. The food furniture pieces are all really nice too.
im a big fan of the Rococo set and repainting it Gothic White
because, y’know, my friends are constantly saying dumb shit and i constantly have to quote them. possible n.s.f.w. content, feel free to adjust as necessary
“Can I just die until tomorrow?” “I DON’T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE, I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW. Get home safe, okay.” “This lemonade looks poppin’.” “Why are my friends have good quotes?” “I’m dying like this mother over here.” “Just go on Roblox.” “I’m gonna be a tall boy!” “I’M the white guy.” “I NEED TO STOP EATING CHAPSTICK.” “There’s water in my nachos.” “Dad, your three year old knows Romanian.” “I feel like every time I’m naked I get a boner ‘cause every time I’m naked I have sex.” [monotone] “All I wanna do is bang, bang, bang, bang, and a click, cha ching and forcibly possess your currency.” “I can’t wait for the eleventh anniversary of the sun.” “Okay, but, like, what if my Mountain Dew was hot?” “It’s THIS lit.” “It is time. My mind must ascend into the unconsciousness. Godspeed, weary travelers.” “I want a hot guy to pick me up.” “Just take the gun out of your dick, that’s nice.” “Wait, is ‘math’ a suggestive term for ‘sex’ now?” “Bellybuttons are cool, I guess.” “Why is my life so terrible? Actually, it’s not even terrible, I just have depression.” “They’re not called fireflies, they’re called dumbasses.” “I’m vibrating. Like, literally, not in the ‘ooooo yeah~’ kinda way. That’s gross.” “Trim your fuckin’ trees.” “YEAH, YOU’RE NOT FUCKIN’ QUOTABLE! I love you.” “No, I’ll be like, ‘Hey, remember when your diabetic dad died from eating too much sugar?’” “Your cat bends really weirdly.” “I wanna be as lit as an Elvis Presley impersonator.” “I love ketchup, but this is taking it to a whole new level.” “Who DOESN’T dissociate at a house party at 2:26 in the morning?” “This is my new best friend. He’s sad, but I love him.” “Back at it again with the chair jokes.”