and-i-could-probably-do-about-50-of-these

serenity0220  asked:

Any chance you could please find some that Yuuri and Victor are married, but no one knows they are AU. Like, "Victor is a famous skater and he's married, but no one has a clue who his husband" is kind scenario? Thank you!

Hi! Thanks for these requests! This is a really fun AU! (Most of these fics are based off @skygemspeaks post which you can find here!

Originally posted by asparagusoup


Identity Reveal


Who is Coach Yuuri? by glitteryimagay, Teen, 24k
Nix, Fish and Frankie were over the moon when they were told they were chosen by skating legend Victor Nikiforov himself to be taught at his rink in America. But upon arriving, they are informed Victor was asked last minute to be the choreographer for the Olympic US Skating Team and instead, they will be taught by the rink’s head coach, who they know nothing about! This is great!

The Internet Exists For a Reason by tomorrowsdreams, Teen, 2.8k
Katsuki Yuuri amazes people even without them knowing who he really is. Thumbs up!

Comfort Zone by BertholdvonMoosburg, Gen, 8.9k
Yuuri decides to go back to school. He’d really like to experience being normal again for a while, and he wants friends, not more fans.It’s hard to keep two lives separate. Love this!

Yuuri Katsuki, MA by BertholdvonMoosburg, Teen, 10k
Two years. Two years she’d known Yuuri Katsuki, since that welcome reception where he’d looked so uncomfortable and she’d invited him to the pub. He had been a mystery at first, friendly but closed off. When he finally let her into his life, she found a real friendship with this warm, expressive, gentle man. And with his warm, expressive, extra-as-fuck husband. Thumbs up!

My fun fact is: by stillmadaboutpetra, Gen, 6.3k
Yuuri fails to mention to his new non-skater friends who he is or who his husband is. Or that he even has a husband. HAHAH THIS IS GREAT

Ethical Dilemmas in Sport Psychology: When Googling Your Friend Gets Weird by Adrianners, Teen, 1.5k
Grad student Yuuri is late to his study group, but nobody has his phone number or university email. One “Yuuri Katsuki Wayne State” Google search later and… Why does Yuuri have a Wikipedia page? Awesome fic!

Showing Results for ‘Katsuki Yuuri’ by Ferrero13, Gen, 3.9k
Victor makes it his goal to get Katsuki Yuuri, figure skater, to the first page of Google results. There is no way he could let such a brilliant skater be overshadowed by Katsuki Yuuri, winner of some stuffy academic medal, who is probably 50 and balding. I LOVE THIS FIC SO SO SO MUCH

A Real Life Cinnamon Roll by Seito, 2.1k
Yuuri Katsuki’s students knew three things about their new teacher:
1) he was adorable
2) he was extremely passionate about teaching them
3) based off the lovesick expression he often wore, his wife was a lucky woman. I LOOOOVE THIS FIC

How do you not know? by missykristy, Teen, 4.5k
Yuuri Nikiforov-Katsuki, after retiring from competitive skating at 27, decides to go back to school and build on top of his Communications degree. He becomes the Teaching Assistant to a first year Japanese class and is more than happy to stay silent about his career. But honestly, a quick Google search and he’s there. How could you not know? Fun read!

And the answer is… by nessiesaur, Gen, 1.5k
Yuuri Katsuki is adorable, but also one of the most mature people in their class. Yuuri Katsuki is in her study group, which definitely saved her ass on the midterm. Yuuri Katsuki is…wait, who is he!?

A Prince in Disguise by lourthor, Gen, 5.1k
The one thing his classmates know about him for sure is that he loves his husband. Such a good fic!

Long time no see by ddugeun, Gen, 4.8k
“Mum? What’s wrong?” he might be 27 and retired, but his anxiety never gets easier about the smaller things.
“Yuuri! Oh, don’t worry, nothing’s wrong!” Hiroko chirped through the speakers. It’s not quite enough to quell his nervous thoughts just yet. “I got a letter for you in the post; it looked quite important so I opened it incase it was time sensitive, and it turns out it’s a high school reunion invite!” High school reunion AU… you have to read this!

icebreaker by Cesare, Gen, 6.1k
Marianne gets to know Yuuri Katsuki mainly because she never heard the name “Yuuri” before their class together. AWESOME fic!

five theories about victor “my husband” nikiforov (+ one fact) by dadvans, Not Rated, 2.1k
No one knows the truth about the strange, well-paying man who comes into the bar three times a week and only talks about his husband. But everyone has their theories. Rec’d by my followers!

anonymous asked:

Could you maybe do some best friend headcanons for Prussia? :)

Oh look it’s the best friend I’ve always needed/wanted in my life (but never had and probably never will)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
- He literally never hits you with the whole “K” and ‘read’ bullshit. He’s not about that. Well, if he fell asleep while writing the text is another story.
- He’s the type of friend to drive 50 miles just to give you a banana (based off of one post I found but I can’t find it, sorry!)
- You can text him at 3 AM and say that you’re scared and need somebody to comfort you. He’ll physically go over to comfort you.
- If you’re in any sort of class and having trouble with something, text him! He’ll help you out with whatever it is.
- Lit sleepovers. Whether it’s at his place or yours, they’re always so memorable.
- Hella fun days out. It’s always a surprise where you’re going!
- Even plans week long trips with you just to hang out with you. However he does let you know, as he doesn’t want to interfere with any plans you may have. He just doesn’t tell you where.
- He literally just fits the definition of the best friend that everybody wants. However consider yourself lucky if you’re the person that he chooses to be this type of friend with.

anonymous asked:

Kind of starting to hate working at a craft/fabric store, everyone expects you to know everything about every craft. Like, yes most of us do crafts of some kind but none of us will know everything abt wool roving or the 50 small differences between the sewing machines we carry? Don't treat us like we're stupid just cause we can't answer your crafting question

I probably know more now than I did when I was in a craft store. Which sucks, could have used the knowledge about jewelry making because that was the most asked about questions other than floral then sewing. Still don’t know shit about floral though. -Abby

Story Time

I love seeing other Sugar Babes’ successes on Tumblr, but sugaring is not all roses and Dom.

Therefore, I’m going to share an embarrassing story from a POT date about 6 months ago, around the holidays. The guys profile said he was 6’-0", blond hair, blue eyes, “athletic”, background verified and seemed normal. He asked me on a very impromptu date to get a drink after work. I had a cute dress in the car and figured, why not? We met at a BJs at the mall because I had to do some last minute gift shopping.

I entered and the place was PACKED. Like I didn’t know this many people go to BJs. A small table near the bar opens up and I take a seat and wait a minute. I get a text that says “I see the back of your head.” Creepy, but okay. I said “then come on over and sit with me!”. He sits down and my heart dropped. He works in petroleum but he showed up IN HIS JUMPSUIT, looking like a mechanic, all nasty and shit. And he was probably 5’-8" (I’m 5'10" without heels), no hair, and was round like a big toad. You could barely see his eyes his face was so chubby. Truly a gross, unhygienic man I would never touch with a 100 foot pole.

I was taken aback but figured I could stomach one drink then tell him it won’t work out. BUT THEN he starts asking all these personal questions, like what I do, what I studied, etc practically yelling my sugar name after every question and being very forceful. I live in a city that is big, but has a small town vibe and I know A LOT of people, so I started getting uncomfortable because he was loud as hell. Then he starts talking about SA and being crude in general, and I clammed up out of mortification. There was probably 50+ people in the bar area and it was obvious what was happening, which I hate.

He finally stops his rant to ask if I’d like to get a drink. I stood up and said I appreciate the gesture, but I don’t think this will work out and that I didn’t want to waste any more of his time. He asked me why. I straight up told him I wasn’t attracted to him and that’s required to make an arrangement work. He wanted to walk me out and started arguing with me, but I literally ran away mid sentence and got lost in the mall, far away from that creature.

He has the audacity to text me two minute later, I shit you not. “Sometimes these things just don’t work out. I don’t think either of us were very impressed.” I was stunned. I’m a solid 9 and he is a toad.

That’s when I learned the lesson to never go on a date without a picture 😂

You guys are the best! I haven’t been here long and it was basically yesterday when I hit 1k, so it’s pretty shocking that I’m celebrating 2k+ less than 2 months later. I had no idea I could find so many nice people who also have the same intense love for kdramas and it’s been wonderful to spend some time here and share it all with you. Thank you to every lovely person who follows this messy blog here! ♡ 

I decided to do a mini follow forever (probably the smallest one you’ve ever seen bc I follow less than 50 blogs) with all the beautiful accounts that made my dash prettier. BTW, if you are mostly a kdrama (and/or BTS) blog and are active, let me know about it. I need more blogs to follow! 

FOLLOW FOREVER ♡

@arentwejustoutlaws @banghae @blueeski @bo-gummie @captainjoongki @chaeyoungshin @deuramahunt @dramacity @dramalaland @foggyseaside @forgottenmadness @gongyoop @gotjimin @haesco @haeyeongs @itsloveitsokay @jiminsaid @jjilljj @joons-hyung @joowons @kaydrama @kdramabc @kdramagif @kdromo @kimbokjoo @kodrama @kotokodesu @krdramas @lavenderbyun @leejieunn @minidramas @nabongsun @namjoohyeok @neighborhoodnoona @oopsjaehyun @pjmjjk @pkbogum @saranghaekoreandramas @seouldramas @seunrig @sleepingtide @sosjimin @thejoongki @younqshin @youre-such-a-jerk @zionqt

VIXX REACTION

anon said : Hi, I don’t know if you know Vixx, but I would like to request their reaction to their girlfriend’s insecurities about having naturally wavy/curly hair (It’s okay if you don’t know them, you can switch it with BTS c:) Thank you in advance <3

I’ll write the Vixx version! 


N: He couldn’t understand why you would feel insecure about… hair. He’d ask you why you didn’t like it because he truly couldn’t understand. It was fun to play with, looked good when you did nothing with it, and it looked good on you. He made sure to tell you that because he wanted to see you confident and happy. 

“Well, I love your hair even when it’s pushed to one side when you wake up in the morning so…”

Originally posted by exoandbtsreactions

Leo: When he saw you wearing a hat for the fifth day in a row, he couldn’t help but ask you why. Wasn’t it uncomfortable? Wasn’t it hot? When you told him it was because you didn’t like your hair, he simply nodded. He didn’t want to see you unhappy with any part of yourself, but he wasn’t sure what to do… In the end, he found a way to complement you on your hair every day. 

“Your curls look extra shiny today Y/N.”

Originally posted by exoandbtsreactions

Ken: When you told him you didn’t like your hair because you couldn’t do anything with it and that you thought it didn’t look good, he made it his goal to convince you otherwise. He’d been dying to play with your hair anyway, so this was the perfect excuse. He gave you ridiculous hairstyles each day to show you that your hair could do things, but that you shouldn’t let him do those things…

“I call this one… the beehive.”

In return for messing up your hair, he’d let you do his…

Originally posted by jongtaekwoon

Ravi: He couldn’t understand why you didn’t like your hair even though you’d explained why you didn’t like it at least 50 times. He found everything about you perfect and he wouldn’t settle for you hating even one thing about yourself. He would actually keep his witty comments to himself and find ways to compliment your hair. He’d probably try to give you suggestions on what you should do with your hair, though those stopped quickly when you showed him what your hair looked like when it was brushed out…

“Okay, well… how about we try a hat for today. Sorry Y/N.”

Originally posted by ottokaji-vixx

Hongbin: He would ask you why you didn’t like your hair and why you always straightened it. When you told him it was because you were insecure when it came to your hair, he would simply nod. He wouldn’t stop you from doing what made you feel good about yourself, but he’d be more conscience when he complimented you, making sure he complimented you on your hair when it was in its natural state as well as when it was straightened.

“Babe, your bed head is super cute.”

Originally posted by hugbin

Hyuk: He would do his best to understand why you were insecure about your hair, but he just… couldn’t. The curls were fun to play with and you didn’t even have to use heat to get them. He made sure to compliment you on your hair when he could see you were more unhappy with it than usual. 

“You look extra beautiful today Y/N.”

Originally posted by vixxmyheart

philosophical-intp-girl  asked:

I'm interested in your perspective on the way society's gender role expectations may affect the way T women do or do not fit the typical MBTI descriptions, specifically NT/INTP personalities? Do they generally fit the descriptions but may be viewed as unconventional/counter cultural, or does your experience normally see them affected by social expectations? If the latter is true, could you do a quick description of a more accurate INTP female vs general MBTI descriptions?

INTP & Gender Roles

I think most people don’t fit INTP descriptions (I’m only talking about INTPs because we are the type with the most extensive literature/analysis/resources available). A lot of INTP descriptions tend to talk about reclusive, young, male INTPs (and thus, we get stereotypes about being socially awkward and emotionally undeveloped). I used to fit 90% of An INTP Profile description when I first found it at 17 (now I probably fit only 50-60%; still my most favorite INTP description, though).

I have discussed this issue in the facebook group before (The Few. The Proud. The INTP Female). Many agreed that female INTPs tend to develop emotional maturity and social skills faster, since girls are reinforced early on to be social, nurturing, and to pay attention to others’ perspectives. We won’t be as good as Feelers or extraverts, but at least we are aware of what we need to do to get by. Male INTPs don’t have the same pressure to question gender roles the way NT women do. In fact, they fit the traditional male archetype and bias that “men are more intellectual and unemotional” quite well. They can pass off as quiet intellectual geeks/absent-minded professors without as much trouble (i.e. being judged as “weird” and excluded from female peers, or as “unfriendly and uncooperative” and get into troubles in the workplace).

Either way, I don’t think female INTPs will ever be described as “conventional” even if they integrate well. Our quirks are way too quirky for that matter.

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hummelfun  asked:

Hi, first of all I love your blog! It's awesome. Secondly is it just me or is it honestly infuriating that people are trying to say that Keith isn't Korean (idk if he's actually Korean, but that seems to be the general consensus) just because his dad had a Texas accent. Like that crap is so ridiculous. You can be non-white and have a Texas/Southern accent. Someone literally had the never to make a post saying white boy Keith confirmed. I was ready to freaking fight.

Lmaoooo, what a coincidence! I was talking about this on twitter just the other day :p

I’ve already seen a few posts floating around discussing this, but I’ll still chip in my 50¢

  • There are, in fact, a lot of Asian people in the South!! We exist. Some of us probably do have southern accents because like… we grew up here lmao.
  • Texas Kogane might not be white. Idk, I’d have to rewatch his scenes, and even then I’d hold out hope until we got an official confirmation.
    • Alternatives:
      • That’s not Keith’s biological dad
      • Keith could be remembering his dad wrong. This one’s a bit of a reach though lol
  • Keith could be mixed my guys. I think we can safely assume his mom’s side has the Galra heritage, but that doesn’t mean his mom is completely Galra. Maybe she’s half-human, half-alien. We don’t know yet!

Woop woop. There’s still a pretty good chance for Korean Keith! Honestly, if Keith turns out to be a mixed kid, that would only add to another one of my shitpost theories that’s shaping out to be true, lmao.

Which Batman Villain Should You Fight?

Catwoman

There is a 93% chance that Catwoman wins this fight.

Do it. Fight Catwoman. You know you want to. You know she wants you to. Please fight catwoman. You’ll both enjoy yourselves, not to mention get a killer workout -  and chances are she’ll give you a few helpful pointers before she knocks you on your sorry ass. It’s a win-win, honestly. Fight her.

Killer Croc

There is a 100% chance that Killer Croc wins this fight.

Do not fight Croc. Don’t do it. He’s literally a giant Crocodile. If you’re lucky the least he’ll do is knock you out. Don’t fight Killer Croc, it’s the worst (and maybe last) decision you’ll ever make.

The Riddler

There is a 5% chance that The Riddler wins this fight.

Fight The Riddler. Please fight The Riddler, he honestly deserves it and he has noodle arms. Knock him right on his smug ass. I suppose it’s possible that he could beat you, but the only way that’s going to happen is if he taunts you with enough riddles to make you leave. Lets be real, though, you’ll probably punch him in the jaw before it gets that far so just do everyone a favor and fight The Riddler.

Poison Ivy

There is a 74% chance that Poison Ivy wins this fight.

Fight her anyway. She’s a force to be reckoned with, but kick over a potted plant and she’ll literally wilt. I mean, it’s unlikely you’ll get that far because she’ll probably beat you down and poison you but like… you know how she does that right?? Honestly it’s probably worth the horrible agony that comes next, just fight her.

The Joker

There is a 140% chance that The Joker wins this fight.

Don’t do it. Don’t fight the Joker. Are you nuts? Do you have a death wish? There is no best case scenario when you fight the Joker. The best case scenario still involves you dying, it just means that maybe when he’s done torturing you he won’t break your neck and dance on your desecrated corpse. But he probably still will, so don’t do it. Don’t fight the Joker.

Harley Quinn

There is a -10% chance that Harley Quinn wins this fight.

Man, don’t fight Harley. Please, for the love of God don’t do it. It’d be like fighting a puppy, okay? Either you win and she still wants to take you out to lunch, or she wins and feels horrible about it. She might cry. Do you want that to happen? There’s no way for Harley to win here and you can’t do that to her.

Two Face

There is a 50% chance that Two Face wins this fight.

There is literally a 50% chance you’ll survive this. I mean, its just as possible for you to lose, and probably end up with a few new holes in your chest as a result. But also you might not lose and could end up with a new best friend who is both a supervillain and a lawyer which is honestly the best combination to keep you out of trouble with the law. So do it. Fight Two Face.

The Scarecrow

There is a 10% chance that The Scarecrow wins this fight.

Fight him. Fight The Scarecrow. In all honestly, the man will probably fight himself once you get far enough. He deserves to get his ass kicked and frankly, he knows it too. The best part is, it’ll be laughably easy. Assuming you don’t choose to use the literal noose he wears like a necktie, just wait a few minutes. He’ll probably spontaneously catch on fire. It happens too often to be coincidence so please fight The Scarecrow.

The Mad Hatter

There is a 100% chance that YOU LOSE this fight.

I mean you could fight the Mad Hatter but why would you want to?? He’ll probably just wave his arms pathetically trying to hit you and then sit down and cry when he can’t. He can’t possibly win this fight so the best case scenario is that you give up and call it a draw before you wind up consoling him. Even then you’ll still feel like a douche for just wanting to fight him in the first place. Honestly just leave the man to his tea and occasional murder it’s better for everyone this way.

The Penguin

There is a 0% chance that The Penguin wins this fight.

Do it. Just do it. Fight The Penguin.That little bastard deserves to be knocked on his ass. Not only is he a criminal, he’s a rich criminal. He doesn’t even need to steal he just does. For fun. What an asshole, please fight the Penguin there’s no way he can win.

Bane

There is a 4000% chance that Bane wins this fight.

He’s already bigger than you. And Stronger. If by some freak chance he’s not, then he can make himself bigger and stronger than you. Don’t fight Bane. Don’t do it.

Mr. Freeze

There is a 100% chance that you’re an asshole.

The dude’s wife is DEAD why would you want to fight him?? All he wants is his wife back which not only means that you’re awful, it means he has literally nothing to lose. The man will take 4 seconds to turn you into a giant dick-cicle. Don’t do it. Do not fight Mr. Freeze.

boyfriend!chanyeol
  • well so we all pretty much agree that park chanyeol is just a giant teddy bear right
  • like, an extremely needy 6 ft tall bear
  • so I can only imagine that since you have to be separated so many times, he’d be SOOOO clingy when he can finally be around you
  • “chan I kind of need to go to the bathroom, can you please-”
  • “no, no, no shhhh jagiya, listen, you don’t need to go the bathroom”
  • “my bladder is about to explode”
  • “no it isn’t shhh just let me cuddle you”
  • yeah that probably happens a lot 
  • and when he’s on tour YOU BETTER ANSWER YOUR PHONE
  • OR HE’LL LEGIT THINK YOU DON’T LIKE HIM ANYMORE 
  • no seriously
  • “WHAT’S WRONG WHY ARE YOU NOT REPLYING” “ARE YOU DEAD” “WAIT ARE YOU JUST IGNORING ME” “AM I TOO UGLY FOR YOU” “IS IT BECAUSE MY EARS ARE BIG” “IS IT BECAUSE OF THE FAN SERVICE TODAY I’M SORRY” “PLS DON’T LEAVE ME”
  • “… I was sleeping”
  • “oh” 
  • snapchat was a blessing for him bc he would probably send you every little thing he was doing
  • and expect you to do the same
  • on top of that, the members would probably send you embarassing things he was doing because we are talking about Park Chanyeol and he’s just weird like that
  • your phone would legit be like 50% pics sent by them I can garantee that 
  • “yoU HAVE TO SEE THIS Y/N” 
  • “remind me why I’m dating him again” 
  • he seems like a backhug kind of guy and really shameless about it too 
  • you could be just hanging out with the boys and he’d casually sneak his arms around your waist and pull you close
  • he was so chill abt it that the members don’t even comment bc it’s just so common 
  • most of the time he’d go for sneaky little kisses 
  • and you two cuddled a lot too and it’s just SO COMFORTABLE U WANT TO KEEP HIM AS A PILLOW
  • and he’s usually just sweet and funny around you
  • bUT THEN
  • yall know that sometimes he can look really sexy when he performs
  • and he just smirks at the camera or licks his lips and everyone’s just??? holy shit??? this guy is hot too??
  • he knows his hot and he knows you like his deep voice
  • and above all he just KNOWS how worked up you get when you see him perform bc who wouldn’t tbh 
  • and sometimes you’d go to his concert and he’d spend it teasing you
  • yep you totally know he bit his lip on purpose 
  • that smirk in your direction of the crowd??? yes he was trying to swoon you
  • and when the concert ended those were the times when he didn’t want some short, sweet kisses 
  • “oppa, anyone can enter this room”
  • “makes it all more fun”
  • hot make out sessions after concerts like these because he’s stressed and you’re just there 
  • overall he’d just love you so much he can’t stand the thought of losing you so he’s a clingy little shit most of the time
  • but you love him anyways because how could you not 

requests open for scenarios, reactions, fake text messages and boyfriend!exo

manaal  asked:

And now some more....39, 40, 50, 52, 58, 61, 60

39. What type of music do you like?

I’ll listen to anything with a good hook, at the moment a lot of indie and dance

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

SUNSETS.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

THE ONE WE HAD HANGING OUT THE WINDOWS :D

52. How long could you go without talking?

Couple weeks ?

58. What would be you dream car?

Damn I know nothing about cars….Tesla?

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Not necessarily but maybe in probable basic organism life forms on other planets

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

I have a look at Aquarius if something comes up, but I don’t believe in it or actively try read it

Ask me some? :D

Lancea Longini

Summary: Modern-day AU where Steve is a college professor whose specialty is WWII. You work for Stark Industries and after leading an excavation of Hitler’s secret bunker, you find an object that was thought to be a legend. 
Characters: Steve Rogers - for now
Word Count: 893
Warnings: Suspense?
Author’s Note: If a tag is crossed out, it’s only because Tumblr is dumb and won’t let me tag you. Steve’s look based on the picture below.

You were late. You hated being late. Another thing you could probably blame on your father. But now wasn’t the time or the place. Now, you needed to haul ass. Your heels click-clacked as you walked briskly, sending an echo down that hall that set your teeth on edge. The classroom was easy to find. Not that you needed to ask for directions or look at a map; it was your alma mater. These hallways and classrooms were once your home.

Without a second thought, you pushed the door open and strode over to the desk. “So sorry I’m late, Professor Rogers.”

Sparkling blue eyes narrowed as he shook your outstretched hand. “And you are…,” his voice drifted off, waiting for you to supply your name.

You stuttered, fumbling over your words as the weight of hundreds of eyes bore into you. That’s when you knew what was happening. “Miss Y/L/N, and I’m obviously here at the wrong time.”

He went from slightly irritated to full-blown ruffled in the blink of an eye. He cleared his throat before addressing you. “As I rescheduled our meeting last week, I would say that yes, you are here at the wrong time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have students eagerly waiting to learn.”

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Iedereen gelijk ? / Everyone equal ?

So i have like 900 followers on this blog but im pretty sure most of them are bots and i should probably start doing spring cleaning. 

To all the NONE-BOTS could you please fill in this Questionnaire it’s for school and I really need at least 50 people otherwise I’m gonna fail. Plz help me, i have a wife and kids. Reblogs also help! 

It’s both in Dutch and English so don’t get confused at first. It’s NOT long, just 9 questions. 

What Daddy Doesn’t Know - Calum Hood Imagine

Pairing: Calum & Y/N

Length: 8,239

Rated: SMUT

Summary: You snuck off to the closed indoor pool with a poor innocent boy you thought would be fun to play with. However, you are gladly mistaken when a very tan, slightly muscular, cigarette smoking, tattooed boy with dark hair walks in.

I was going to post this in two parts but, fuck it here’s the whole thing.

Coming to the country club to play tennis with your father was something you had done every Saturday morning since you were seven years old. You’d play a few matches then have lunch in the dining hall, where your father would tell you the ins and outs of his electronics company that he started when he was only twenty-eight. Most times you would listen, eating your salad in a mannerly fashion while he explained how one day he would pass it on to you. However, other times, much like today, you would pick at your food as his words went in one ear and out the other.

You sat absentmindedly, pushing the lettuce around the plate with a fork as your father elaborated on how the current economy affected the supply and demand of goods.

“I mean, don’t you think it makes sense?” you heard him ask from across the small table. You looked up from your plate as your head rested in your hand.

“Mhm,” you said softly, giving him a small, lazy smile.

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Straight Shooter

From @dancingalone21​ for my 500 Followers Celebration: “Congrats, sweetheart!!! I’d like to request a Dean AU where he’s a photographer and the reader is a model. She hears that he’s gay so she strips down in front of him at a photo shoot. He doesn’t correct her at first and then she finds out he’s straight and it’s not good for Dean haha. Thank you!!”

Word Count: no one really cares, but about 2300, give or take

Warnings: language, maybe, mentions of nudity

Comments/feedback is always appreciated!

photos not mine (via google search - credit to their artists)

You were nervous but you don’t know why. You have had a hundred photo shoots before today. Was it because this was a new photographer? Maybe. But you had been photographed by dozens of photographers, male and female. Maybe you were just in awe of his work.  

You had never worked with Dean Winchester before, but you had certainly seen his work. It was alluring, stunning even hauntingly beautiful and you hoped he had the same outcome with your shots today. Your manager had told you Dean Winchester was the consummate professional, never ever caught with one of his clients, and he had photographed the most beautiful women in the world.  It had lead to countless rumors in your industry that he was gay. This did not bother you in the least, especially today, when you had planned your first ‘sexy’ shoot today. It took off an enormous amount of pressure you had already been feeling.

“Come on, girl” you told yourself calmly as you entered his studio. “You got this.”

The lobby of “Exposed” was very modern. All clean, straight lines. Very sterile, you thought to yourself. The receptionist created you and lead you back to your dressing room. This was anything but sterile. The room was cozy, warm, calming even. 

Your wardrobe had arrived and was neatly hung on the rack hugging the far wall. The vanity table was small but well organized with all of your supplies. You glanced at the time, you had a full hour before the shoot began. You started with your hair, piling it loosely on top of you head, letting random tendrils fall around your face. 

You had already had a friend, who happened to be a make-up artist, do your make-up before you headed into the studio. You didn’t like travelling with a crew, it only served to make you more nervous. She had given you plenty of tips over the years that you knew how to freshen and reapply if necessary.

Walking over to your wardrobe rack, you choose the first outfit; a black baby doll camisole with white lace detail over the high waist and breasts, that had a halter top. It was truly beautiful. You slipped it over your head, taking care not to mess your hair. Turning to examine the effect in the three-way mirror in the corner you smiled ear to ear, quite satisfied. You pulled your robe on, securing it around your waist, slipped on a pair of matching heeled slippers just as the knock sounded at your dressing room door. 

“Y/N, hello. I’m Dean Winchester, photographer extraordinaire and owner of ‘Exposed.’ It is a pleasure and a privilege to be shooting you today.” He reached out for your hand, shaking it slowly, gently. 

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About the prompt thing I reblogged the other day, I specified I didn’t want any asks (since I was only reblogging it for reference for my journey in case I had enough time to write), but I still got a few asks (I don’t know what to make of it, honestly).

None of them actually specified any characters so it’s not like I could actually answer any of them even if I wanted to (save one in which I could choose the characters I wanted to write about).

I don’t know if anyone is actually expecting a reply. If I keep on writing the prompts, I might post them and you could read them, I don’t know. I probably won’t do every prompt, especially number 50 since I literally don’t understand what the sentence means and what type of context it could work with, and since nobody is willing to explain it to me, I don’t expect to be able to actually understand it so I can work with it.

So yeah. I might post the short stories I’m writing. Maybe. If anyone is interested and I have time to finish them.

ezwagner12  asked:

I was wondering if you as an atheist could give me some advice. Sometimes i want to leave christianity but my fear of death wont let me. How do you deal with your fear of death?

Honestly straight up go the Harry Potter route and say it could be the next adventure or death is the same as before you were alive. Just nothingness. That would suck but better than hell would it not? I was also super terrified of death and probably still am, but it comes for us all and nothing we can do about it except make every day we have alive count. Believing in a religion just for fear of the after life is the 50/50 bet known as Pascal’s Wager where you might as well worship god cause what harm can come from it, but it’s not 50/50 you need to account for every religion that claims to be the true one. No way to balance those scales so best to go through life serving your conscious and sense of morality as opposed to a church that wants you to behave in accordance to its will.

honey-slime  asked:

Man I love parent prompts and hcs. Can we get some hcs about what kind of KIDS the straws hats would have? individually? Ex. like what kind of kids do you see each straw hat raising/conceiving whether they're single parents are not. What would they look like? How would they act? (who of the straw hats would their kids like the most excluding their mom/dad?)

ME TOO *HIGH FIVES YOU THROUGH THE ROOF*

Omg I love this request

Luffy

  • the pirate king, would have more than one child
  • probably three, all of them adopted
  • two boys and one girl!
  • Luffy would absolutely be a single parent no doubt about that
  • if his kids were actually biologically his, than they’d aaaall look just like him, his first boy is his total spitting image, his girl is his female version and his second boy….looks a bit like his mother too, but you could still spot the resemblance to Luffy
  • No matter biological or adopted, all of them would share certain characteristics with their dad
  • The girl…is the most wilde one here, she’s an adorable tomboy with Luffy’s appetite, laughing and running around, all day getting everything dirty
  • The boys are much more collected, his older boy is smart and mature and his younger one curious and lovely, yet they have his adventurous streak and his appetite
  • All three can sometimes be rude jerks like their Papa Luffy

Zoro

  • Zoro would only have one kid, only one
  • Boy or girl is equally possible
  • But it doesn’t matter because either way the kid would look exactly like Zoro, a girl would have darker green hair and a boy would have an entirely other hair color but that’s the only difference
  • That’s only if the kid is biologically his, an adopted one is probably more llikely since Zoro would be a single parent
  • The kid would act a lot like Zoro too, the laid-back attitude, the bluntness, the diligence, the loyality, their lack of sense for directions
  • Maybe they’d be a lil’ smarter than their dad
  • Zoro would every now and then let them drink a glass of beer during parties
  • The kid will be woken up at 3am to start the daily training, and this would be only the session before breakfast
  • Pretty sure fights with three swords like their Papa
  • But maaaan, when they go out…Bro they need a third person with them because they won’t find the way back home

Nami

  • Nami would have only one kid too
  • a lil’ boy
  • adopted is more likely than biological, also Belle-mere parallels (my fuckin heart)
  • HE’D BE SUCH A MAMA’S BOY
  • OMG besides Nami, auntie Nojiko would spoil the godhonest shit out of him
  • I shit you not this little bastard, wether adopted or not, is Nami
  • a smirking money loving, oranges devouring, map drawing kiddo who mugs people like there was no tomorrow
  • he’s not the fighting kind of kid he’s too smart for that
  • Nami’s educational methods don’t really distinguish too much from how she handles the strawhat crew 
  • Meaning her boy will every now and then feel his mom’s fist of love, when doing something she does not approve of/forbidded beforehand
  • overall tho they have the cutest mama-son relationship EVER
  • Ohhh if her boy actually was Nami’s biological child he would on top of just acting just like her, look like her too 

Usopp

  • *deeply inhales*
  • Usopp will absolutely have a little boy
  • one that he would never ever leave behind
  • like ever
  • but Usopp would have another one after that, probably a girl then
  • Usopp would not be a single parent, I cannot really picture that
  • Usopp’s kids will have his long nose, which is important because they’d would have his mother’s nose, hence the crying :’)
  • Both the boy and his younger sister will also have his glorious locks, on top of that 
  • but other than his beautiful nose, hair and a little lighter version of his skin color maybe..they will actually not really look like him tbh, I can’t really see that
  • Anyway they’re both adorable
  • They ain’t scaredy pants like their dad haha, it’s like Usopp loses his shit over stuff and his kids are just a little baffled xD
  • They will both be very alike in personality, I mean his son and daughter, they’re funny, adventurious, kind and lighthearted

Sanji

  • *deeply inhales again*
  • Sanji will 100% have a princess
  • you would love her so much, like you couldn’t even comprehend
  • would never ever ever mistreat her in any way
  • NEVER
  • he’s gonna be making heart eyes and noodle dance around her for the first few MONTHS
  • Sanji could be a single parent, it’s possible and him and his girl would be alone then, just a father and one daughter
  • But if he’s not a single parent he will have one or two other children after her
  • A lil’ boy probably or girl
  • Believe me his kids will be just as gentle and kindhearted, compassionate as their father
  • At a 50% chance as perverted, which will kick in during the teenage years
  • They cook, no doubt about that
  • If they’re his, they would be cute blondes with curly eyebrows that point to the same direction as his own

Chopper

  • Now, I do not know how it will work with Chopper
  • but hey maybe Milky and him would have 3 or 4 cute lil’ reindeer babies
  • 2 girls and 1 or 2 boys!
  • Chopper would love them so much, he would shower them with his nurturing and overprotective love
  • They’d all be scaredy cats like their dad
  • For real tho but also adorable and adventurous
  • Milky is like an embodiment of cute lil’ housewife, it’s adorable and the kids love their momma a lot
  • Buuut on the other side I can see Chopper being a single parent, who adopted like only one kid regardless of species too, because again, parallels *cries*
  • In the end it doesn’t really matter that much, I mean they’d all be just as sweet and gentle and kindhearted as they’re dad, wether biological or not, that’s how Chopper would raise them

Robin

  • Soooo Robin will have only one child as well
  • a little daughter that is
  • The hcs for Robin’s kid and how it would act a practically done here already, with the daughter hcs ;) it’s all the same
  • Basically an even taller sophisticated mini Robin ♥

Franky

  • Franky would have three kids as well, c’mon he’s the ultimate Dad alongside Whitebeard xD
  • again two boys one girl
  • the boys wOULD BE TWINS
  • Imagine seeing two lil’ cute cyborg boys who like alike running around xD
  • I bet that the girl would have his eyelashes and his haircolor but other than that prolly take more after their other parent, whereas the boys take after their mom, but behave exactly like Franky, like exactly like him
  • They’d all get excited soooooo easily, very enthusiastic little kids
  • I can as well see him adopting just his own little horde of kids, because Tom parallels (oh man so many good parental parallels, imma cry)
  • And also teach them everything he knows about his craft and being a shipwright
  • The franky family on Water 7 as well as Iceburg love them a whole lot, this is out of dispute

Brook

  • awwwww
  • I can see him being a sinlge dad as well
  • With…two kids! Prolly two boys, with a large age gap
  • WOULDN’T THAT BE CUTE LIKE Brook is holding his one boy by the hand and the baby sleeping in his arm awwwww
  • Well here comes the tricky part, if it is after his time alone, where he became a skeleton than of course adoption is the only option but if it’s before then his boys could be biologically his
  • I think they’d be half brothers
  • Both have Brook’s hair 
  • And both would share his father’s love for music and fun 
  • His older son would be pretty protective of his younger brother 
  • Thank god they would not be as perverted as their father, I cannot see that
  • Hey rather they would be embarassed by their father’s rather shrill behaviour because lbr Brook is the embodiment of embarassing parent, like aaaaall the way

Jinbe

  • omg first just check out the adorable Jinbe family by @evaison-art
  • because this is just amazing and top, ic fanart that like would totally fit to JinBAE
  • Jinbe would have more than one kid too, probably three as well
  • He would totally nail being a dad bruhhh, I love papa Jinbe
  • I don’t think that he would be a single dad, I don’t see Jinbe too much for that, if he had kids/would be to ever have kids, he’d have a significant other as well
  • girl or boy it’s all possible with his kids
  • Maybe the first is a girl and then the two coming boys 
  • they’d aaaall be hella strong fishmen kiddos
  • Love nothing more than climbing all over their huge dad
  • Jinbe would take their education and generally everything regarding his kids very seriously
  • He’s the perect, wise father that shows them right way to diligence, respect and courage

Carrot

  • Carrot would no way in hell only have one kid, she’d have three
  • two girls, one boy
  • she spoils the shit out of the boy, this is her baby
  • Also the rather gentle one
  • Because her girls are nuts like their mom
  • Ok maybe her boy is a little nuts too xD
  • No but for real all of them are just plain adorable
  • Carrot could either be a single mom or have a cute rabbit mink s/o, I could see both xD
  • No worries there won’t be any fist of love involved
  • although Carrot’s educational methods do rather fall out of the norm
  • like although Mink’s are natural born warriors anyway, she still trains them all a helluva lot
  • super proud happy mom who would constantly shower her kids with compliments and beam whenever they accomplish something amazing and also always cheer them up over their failures and tries to encourage them to just try again
TMR Preferences #1: Secret Relationships Never Stay Secret

Newt: Newt had declared that he was going to stay with you for the night in your private hut, since you had been having terrible nightmares. Of course, you had went against this, saying that somebody might found out about you two. You both had decided to keep your relationship a secret, manly from Alby since he had made a rule that no Glader could date you. However, he had managed to convince you, ’(y/n), Love please I just want you to go to sleep and get rested.’ And that was all it took for you, and you both ended up sleeping peacefully. Although it was too peaceful, you both had slept through everything. So much of everything that Alby had entered your hut and saw you both cuddled up together. This resulted in him yelling at the both of you, especially Newt, saying that we you both knew the rules, and thus caused everyone to know about you, and a punishment. The punishment? You were never allowed to sleep in the same room again.

“Well, they all had to find out sooner or later.” Newt walked up behind you and kissed your cheek, wrapping his arms around your waist.

“Yeah it’s not as bad as I thought, but I’m keeping my doors open if you want to sneak in tonight.” You both chuckle and waited so that you two could cuddle again.

Minho: Minho had gotten stuck in the Maze with Thomas and Alby, which of course put you in hysterics. However, you couldn’t let this show because you guys had to keep your relationship a secret because your brother was Newt, and he would not like this at all.

“(y/n) just go ahead and go to sleep I’ll get you when the Maze door open.” Newt had said being brotherly and not wanting you to stay up too late.

“Ok Newtie, I’ll go please wake me as fast as possible.” You tell him hesitantly and going to your hut and after awhile falling asleep.

“(y/n)! (y/n)! Wake up they’re opening!” You wake up instantly and rush past Newt and go towards the doors. As they open you can see Minho and Thomas carrying Alby. The Medjacks take Alby away from the two and carry him off to get him medical help. As soon as you see Minho you run up to him, without thinking. He opens his arms and you jump up as Minho picks up and kisses you passionately. However, this moment lasts very short because Newt started shouting at the two of you, drawing attention from the other Gladers. Minho puts you down and kisses your forehead softly as you burry your heads in his shoulder.

“I guess it’s not much of a secret anymore. Sorry Minnie.” You mumble out to him with a blush on your cheeks.

“I’ll still love you, but I really don’t know how to deal with your brother though,” he responds, humorously.

Thomas: As soon as Thomas came up in the box, you instantly remembered him from your past, you two had dated and all those feeling and memories that you had with him came rushing back. Apparently it happened for him too, and soon you guys were dating. But just out of privacy reasons you both had decided to keep that private. When Tommy had come back from the Maze and went into the map room, which is where you normally met up after comes back from the Maze. As you walk into the map room, you give him a peck on the cheek, but soon that escalated into something much more. You two were so wrapped up in each other that you both didn’t hear Minho enter the room.

“So you and uh Tommy here (y/n)?” Minho asks making you and Tomas jump apart very quickly.

“Um uh you’re not going to tell anyone are you?” Thomas asks while you hide your head in his shoulder.

“I probably am.” Minho reply’s before running out and eventually going to Alby.

Gally: You and Gally had been keeping your relationship a secret for quite some time now, because Alby had made a rule that no Glader could even hug you much less date you. But with about 50 other boys and your very jealous boyfriend this wasn’t going to last very long.

“Hi (y/n).”

“Oh hello Ben,” you reply.

“So uh do you wan to uh..” While Ben was stuttering and trying to conjure up words, you meet Gally’s eyes as he watches you.

“Do you uh want to uh be my girlfriend!” He blurts out and of course with the loud voice he used, Gally overheard. He puts down his things and marches over to the two of you. He pulls you close to him, face red.

“She’s mine, got that? Don’t try anything on her.” he tells him in a demanding and low voice. Ben doesn’t say anything and runs off, probably to go tell Alby or Newt. Gally lets go of you and leans down to kiss you in front of all the Gladers who were surrounding you.

“Well I guess it’s not a secret anymore yeah?” You tell him sheepishly, smiling wide.

“Yeah I guess not.” He reply’s chuckling a long with you.

~Devon~