• Malcolm: So, what are your hobbies?
  • Black Fairy: Oh, you know, the usual. Flying around, terrorizing people, kidnapping children for mysterious purposes. That sort of thing.
  • Malcolm: That’s so hot. Let’s have a son and then royally screw up his life.
  • Black Fairy: Oh, Malcolm, you’re so romantic.

lmao my brother just told me that today, when he was doing grocery shopping with our dad, the two of them were at the female hygiene section and they were picking up the brand of pads my mom and I use (my dad and bro have always been the ones in charge of stacking up our bathroom with pads and tampons whenever we so much start showing signs of our periods coming up) and this guy that’s around his mid 30′s suddenly comes up to the two of them and says shit about ‘how embarrassing must be for him and his dad to be getting this items’ and that ‘next time he should just tell his wife or girlfriend or daughter or whatever to pick the pads themselves, it’s not like they’re drying or something’ and my dad and bro are just there speechless because of the attitude of the guy and they look just a bit off to the side of the guy and there’s a girl that’s clearly with him, and my dad just looks directly at her and says, from the bottom of his heart, ‘I’m sorry you have to deal with this kind of shit, dear’ and she kinda just nods and says ‘well, not anymore’ and looks at the guy that’s suddenly aware that she was standing there and says ‘because guess who’s without a girlfriend now. We are OVER (insert asshole’s name here cuz’ my bro couldn’t remember)’ and she just drops whatever items she had in her hands and walks away


aaaa hello hello I can only draw between 11 pm and 4 am what’s up @ixollie (and ily2 thank u for the compliment)

anonymous asked:

I'm suffering thru a cold weekend (I'm a Mississippi gal so I don't really like the cold haha) so I was wondering if I could get something cute and fluffy about staying warm (preferably ot5, but any pairing works for me)

im screamin…….its snowing nd i hate the cold too lets suffer together

“Night,” Tae mumbles, and Jinki hums a sleepy reply before closing his eyes to sleep again. Tae’s fingers twine with Jinki’s own and Jinki smiles softly at the safe, warm feeling of Tae’s soft fingers against his.

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based (HEAVILY) on this short by @jackvbriefs!! pls check out the original and her other writings they are a+. 

the idea of kaiba having a cat (BC MOKUBA GOT IT???) was way too cute to not draw omg i seriously love this idea

SOS @clarkesquad‘s legacy!verse got me fucked up and now i can’t stop thinking about tol buff 20 year old bisexual heda aden

cmon, dont you know not to interrupt a family reunion?


more corvo + granny rags stuff,, i want to say this was a quick doodle but i spent way too long on it and it still didnt turn out the absolute best but w/e