- he keeps a triplegriff in a tent and called it Frank
- keeps a dragon in a tent
- keeps a dead child in a tent
- fiyaaaa
- keeps his life in a tent, lost the tent
- posh as fuck
- hair is explosive
- has 100,000 science children
- meme
- keeps the neurotoxins next to the tea
- abducts random ppl and calls it ‘friendship’
- once flirted with a space rhino via interpretive dance?
- brain is 89% bird calls 70% repression 20% ginger
- too hufflepuff
- cannot control his kleptomaniac platypus
- overly concerned with the bees
- overly concerned with the hedgehogs
- david Attenbourg owns his entire soul
- once fought wizard Hitler
- once fought wizard Illuminati
- tea
- r e p r e s s i o n
- s c i e n c e
- lost all of his 100,000 science children
- is actually ginger wizard me

((This TFA Whirl design was largely created by @cadaverriffic!!!!!!!! It’s super good and I feel slightly bad about the horrible stuff that happens to Whirl. Slightly.))

I bet you thought I forgot about the beautiful bird daughter of the TFA Lost Light AU, eh? Well. I didn’t. But also I’m tired of inking/coloring right now so this shall have to suffice. Whirl is…complicated, and young, in the TFA Lost Light AU. There can be no Autobot victory while Decepticons maintain complete air superiority and the Jettwins open the door for further experimentation, for better and more refined attempts at recreating warbuilds. All the better for Whirl’s existence.

Not so great when she’s fair game for darker forces still.

the types as things in the history of japan video

ESTP - the great depression is bad and japans economy is now crappy, but the military is doing just fine

INFJ -  o p e n t h e c o u n t r y s t o p h a v i n g i t b e c l o s e d

ENTP - and japan said  🎶how bout i do anyway 🎶

ISFJ - the new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religon from baekje

ESTJ - the samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the government so they made their own military government

INFP - the shogun didn’t actually care he was off somewhere doing poetry

ENTJ - and also better than everybody else, they get rich and the economy goes wild

ISFP -  🎶now there’s more art 🎶

ESFP - all that stuff belongs to germany which just had war declared on by britain because britain was friends with belgium which is being trepassed by germany in order to get to france to kick frances ass because france is friends with russia who was getting ready to kick austria’s ass because austria was getting ready to kick serbias ass because someone from serbia shot the leader of austrias ass, er well actually shot him in the head

INTJ - yeah right it’s not gonna be this kid, its gonna be one of us, cuz we’re grownups

ENFP -  a rich hipster named kukai is bored with modern buddhism

ISTJ - who’s going to be the next shogun?

ESFJ - now the entire country is not at war wit itself

INTP - and japan says can you maybe chill? and russia says how about maybe you chill?

ENFJ - knock knock get the door its religon

ISTP -  🎶hire a samurai 🎶

my favorite forms of amedot
  • blatantly obvious amethyst and confused oblivious peridot
  • suave flirty peridot and awkward flustered amethyst
  • a mutual dose of flirtatiousness and awkwardness
  • steven’s third pair of gay moms
  • a n g s t
  • but also F  L  U  F  F
  • amyth est….givign perodiot…..PIGGY BACK RIDES……,
  • wingmen lapis and steven
  • wingman garnet
  • amethyst teaching peridot about earth and peridot teaching amethyst about homeworld
  • peridot embracing her inner mom and overusing all the slang amethyst teaches her
  • peridot searching up romantic things to on google on her tablet and then practicing all those things will amethyst
  • peridot giving amethyst earth junk that she finds
  • H E I G H T D I F F E R E N C E
  • although this will never be a reality in the show….shapeshifting
  • shitposting gfs
  • I JUST

P E T E R  M A X I M O F F

Originally posted by maryjosez

“I love you, idiot,” Y/N confessed, an anxious feeling wrenching at her gut. The boy’s face illuminated in happiness as the words left her mouth. Peter’s eyes lit up as he leaned in and feverishly kissed her, smiling against her lips. 

“I love you too, dork,” He asserted, skimming his thumb across her jaw as he gazed into her E/C hues dreamily.

W A R R E N  W O R T H I N G T O N

Originally posted by gryffinddor

“Y-You what?” Warren repeated for the third time as his eyes shot open at the final realization at what she said. He shot forward, tackling the girl onto the floor as he placed small, yet hungry kisses upon her face, and then one on her lips.

“I love you too,” He said, getting off of her, and carrying her bridal-style back to his dorm in confidence.

A L E X  S U M M E R S

Originally posted by lucasdaily

Alex nearly choked on his beer as those words left Y/N’s mouth, Jubilee’s jaw dropped, Jean passed Scott a twenty dollar bill with a shit-eating grin, and Peter wolf whistled as loud as he possibly could. His Azure-Blue gaze shifted to your serious expression, and without thought, his lips crashed onto hers. The kiss was full of hunger and need, and for a split second, he forgot he wasn’t alone with her. He let go of her, and her fingers were at her lips, tracing where his were in shock.

“I knew that,” He asserted with a smirk. “But do you know what’s cool?” Alex’s smirk disappeared, and a smile found it’s way onto his lips. “I love you too,”

“I told you, sucker,” Jean smirked, as Scott’s face was dumbstruck.

C H A R L E S  X A V I E R

Originally posted by holy-cherik

“That’s quite a stupid thing to say,” Charles stated with confusion placed all over his usual calm expression. “But I can say that I love you too,” He admitted, adverting his Icy-Blue hues away from her E/C ones. The woman’s petite hands found their way to the collar of the button-down he was wearing, and she’d crashed her lips onto his. His arms snaked around her waist, and he smiled against her lips as they kissed.

S C O T T  S U M M E R S

Originally posted by 08s

Scott dropped the Pop can he held in his hand, Jubilee squealed like the little girl she was, Peter said something disgustingly funny, and Alex said something completely vulgar and amazing as the words finally escaped your lips. “R-Really?” Scott choked out, his jaw basically touching the floor at this point. 

“Of course, goofball,” She confirmed, a chuckle and a small ‘idiot’ coming from Alex, his lovely older brother. Scott was beaming in joy, as he snaked his arms around Y/N’s waist, picked her up, and proceeded to spin her around as he kissed her. 

“I love you too, Y/N,” He agreed, a smile plastered on his face.

Sense8 Xmas Special Thoughts

so I’m surprised to say that even after just one episode I may already prefer season two of sense8 to season one. 


  • more interaction between female sensates!
  • including nomi making out with sun in sex montage #2(!)
  • SOO much development for hernando! we found out his full name, occupation, family history. he’s finally feeling like a fully rounded character and not just an accessory to lito’s storyline. 
  • all of the nomanita adorableness
  • sensates, friends, family and couples ❤ S U P P O R T I N G  E A C H O T H E R ❤
  • the main plot edging towards countries outside of america
  • threeway teamwork to save sun from assassins!
  • oneway teamwork to unlock lito’s apartment!
  • a cinematically beautiful sex montage
  • my darlings being mostly happy
  • rajan being sweet and supportive to kala
  • new capheus’ new bus
  • lito/hernando adorableness
  • feeeeels
||❥ locker room dates (m)

s e o k m i n ! s c e n a r i o

b a s k e t b a l l  p l a y e r ! a u

Originally posted by j1nwoo

word count: 2,677  

genre: smut mixed with minor fluff? 

request: seokmin being a basketball star on the college team and one day he (meaning teammate hoshi) accidentally hits the reader and friendship/fwb starts idk

✎ finally completed this seokmin request :^) i already have another planned for him and it’s a combination of two requests so thank u to the anons who suggested!!

When Kwon Soonyoung had angled his elbow and placed a concentrated palm atop mahogany leather, he certainly didn’t expect the three point shot to bounce right off the rim of the net. It was simply a practice, a mere exercise before the tournament rumbled like a stampede of bulls around the corner. His coffee flecked irises feathered after the basketball’s jump off the net, sharp enamel piercing a soft lower lip as he watched it land directly where it shouldn’t have.

Your head.

Now Soonyoung didn’t mean to imbue the deathly fizzle in your glare, how you grasped the basketball and pulled back a swift leg before booting it toward his chest. It was by all means an accident, his feet lightly shuffling over a polished gymnasium floor as he barely stopped the leather from plastering his flesh poppy red. But what sunk everything even further into murky waters was the basketball team’s star player, Lee Seokmin, sauntering over to check of your state. Soonyoung studied the situation with pupils a thin line, eyelids nothing but tiny slits. You and him were somewhat friends after all, at least enough for Soonyoung to be aware of your heart’s content for Seokmin.

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nct dream on new years

my ships are showing move away if you dont like markhyuck, jaeno, or renle :’)))))


  • doesnt matter if he’s been working non-stop for 234872389 years he N E E D S T O S T A Y U P F O R T H E C O U N T D O W N
  • suddenly has all the energy in the world right before new years
  • has planned his new years kiss with hyuck since they met
  • makes sure hyuck is by his side all night so no one can steal him for their own new years kiss
  • cant drink and be a cool kid™️ so he drinks juice with the dream team
  • doesnt let any of his kids near alcohol
  • ready 2 pass out waters to his hyungs that mightve drank a lil 2 much
  • just wants to kiss the fuck out of hyuck at the end of the countdown


  • pretends not to care about new years
  • planned the party most likely
  • bought extra juice for jisung 
  • gets mad when jisung ends up falling asleep before the juice is finished
  • “that ungrateful little brat i cant believe he’s trying to look cute while he’s asleep so im not mad”
  • whines when mark drags him outside to watch the fireworks right before the countdown
  • calls him a loser after they kiss and complains about how he tastes like grape juice


  • emerges from his hole after 2489234 years
  • gets babied
  • jeno makes him drink his juice with a straw
  • that’s how he was planning to drink it anyway
  • co-planned the party with hyuck
  • just said yes or no to everything hyuck said
  • tired and mopey the entire night
  • boyfriend jeno to the rescue !!!!


  • clings onto jaemin for the entire night
  • makes sure he’s ok and doesnt let him do anything by himself
  • too excited to function
  • probably thinking about all the new things the dream team will accomplish in 2017 :’))))
  • sweet precious bean counts down the loudest
  • has chenle on his left side and jaemin on his right
  • holds jaemin real tight when the countdown ends 
  • kisses his cheek instead of his lips bc they’re best buddies !!! nothing more !!!!! :’))))
  • stop lying to yourself jeno


  • nervous sweating the entire time
  • has to get a pep talk from jaemin
  • really just wants to kiss chenle’s cheek
  • nervously sips orange juice
  • wants to complain when they run out of orange juice but too nice to, settles for apple juice
  • hypes himself up to kiss chenle
  • chenle ends up kissing him instead :’))))
  • passes out right after the countdown like the tired lil kid he is


  • gets high on juice with jisung
  • will touch everything except grape juice
  • hates grape juice with a fiery passion
  • sticks with renjun and jeno the entire night :’))))
  • pretends not to notice how nervous renjun is
  • probably goes wild and mixes the juices together !!!!11!1!!
  • takes pity on renjun during the countdown and kisses him instead of the other way around
  • has no regrets


  • mixes all the juices together and takes shots with them
  • regrets his life choices but whatever will keep him up man
  • ends up falling asleep anyway
  • gets tucked into bed by mama taeyong
  • vvv sad in the morning bc he wanted to see the fireworks :(((
  • laughs when he sees renjun being nervous over kissing chenle
  • nobody knows where he is most of the time
  • unless you call everybody over for shots, then he’ll appear (for juice of course !!!!!)
  • the drunk friend when he’s old enough to drink
  • pretends to be hungover the next morning, just probably vvv tired
  • kisses his teddy bear at the end of the countdown because he’s a lil baby that shouldnt be kissing anyone
Things That Would Kill: Kwon Soonyoung
  • c o u p l e  d a n c e s-
  • especially the ones where he gets to touch you a lot ;)
  • Even if you start out knowing nothing about dance, he would teach you until you were so pro that you could beat him in a dance battle.
  • (^^^^^that makes him super proud tbh but don’t mention that you know or his ego will grow x1000000)
  • Aegyo battles where you guys go back and forth to see who gives in first.
  • Him: *cute ass voice* “Yobu, can you get me water~~” 
  • You: *even cuter voice with a pout* “Oppa~~ I’m so tired~~~”
  • Him: *even cUTER VOICE AS HE LEANS ON YOU AND BATTS HIS EYES* “But your jagi-ya is thirsty~~~~~”
  • Him: o.o
    Him: O.O
    Him: “DAMMIT” *goes up to get his own water in defeat*
  • The smell of your clothes-
  • it sounds real creepy but it’s not and he legit always tells you that you smell really really nice and it’s one of his favorite things in the world!!!
  • like when he gives you food, or says something incredibly sweet, or even just when you catch him staring and admiring you- you’d give him this quick peck on his lips and he’d just flip the f out on the inside.
  • Random moments where you’re in public and he starts grooving to mall music and you join him-
  • and sometimes it’s all for laughs and you guys look like idiots
  • but then other times IT JUST BECOMES HELLA LIT????? LIKE HOW DO YOU DO THAT?????
  • Okay so like there are serious moments and he loves those but ALL THE OTHER TIMES WHERE YOU BOTH ARE JUST SUPER DORKY WITH LAMEASS JOKES AND IMPRESSIONS AND LIKE-
  • he has so so so much fun with you~
  • You make every moment a mini party~
  • Bets and games you guys make up together.
  • Him: “I bet I can make up new choreography for Ah Ju Nice within ten minutes.”
  • You: “No freakin’ way.”
  • Him: “Wanna bet?”
  • You: “Loser does dishes for the next three days.”
  • Let’s just say that he won, but he ended up helping you with the dishes anyway :3 
  • And finally, the times where you say “I love you” without any cute voice attached to it. Don’t get him wrong, it drives him crazy when you do say it cutely, but when you don’t, it shows him how serious you are about him and he feels reassured that you love him just as much as he loves you <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by saysvteen

-Karina :D
{I’m not doing these in any specific order, so if you want a certain member of a group to be done ASAP, you’re free to send a message and I’ll prioritize your member! Groups going to be done are EXO, Seventeen, Mamamoo, and Red Velvet. I also go by how many times a member is requested!}

anonymous asked:



These are gonna be short and (sweet) retarded. I’m really sorry but you wrote that in caps and I really wanna do that. If you want something serious tell us! - Mod Feve

P.S- This is while they’re stll underground and have N O idea humans have bones. 

P.P.S- I THINK I’M FUNNY AND THIS MIGHT BE A BIIITT OFFENSIVE SO IF YOU’RE AGAINST THAT READ AT YOUR OWN RISKS. And yes I won’t mind if people start hating on me because of it.


He’d probably lose his sh*t. Like no more chill Sans he’s not in snowdin anymore he’s all the way in Hotland where nothing is chill and everything d i e s. He’s completely gone until either you scream at him to shut up and help you, or Papyrus’ll do it for you.


Intense Nyehing all the way to Hotland, too. Although he’s never been chill, seeing that you had a f**king bone sticking out of your skin, he’s just extremely freaked out, until he figures out that his theory about humans descending from skeletons is right, then he forgets. Until you tell him to gET YOU SOME HELP BECAUSE IT REALLY HURT S.


Yeah no this one legit faints. Might have gagged a bit. It’s not the fact that the bone is sticking out of the skin, but just that you b ro k e it. (vietnam flash backs for Sans) So… uhm, well after he wakes up and chill the heck down, he’ll try to help you, even if Pap’s (who can’t even look) trying to tell him that you should handle that yourself.


Now he can’t stand it. He tries to look all tough and scold you about breaking a bone, but listen, you’ve broken a bo n e. The base of your body brOKE. YOU ARE IN PA I N. So yeah, he’s uncomfortably nyehing under his breath, and he’ll somehow help you out. After scolding you to get rid of the gross feeling.


I’m pretty sure the whole town thought he was the one who broke a bone. His screaming is so freaking loud. He thinks this is just a dream and that you’re not hurt, that you can never be hurt (lil’ cinnamon bun). So well, Pap has to help you up and get you to the couch because Sans is up in his room rocking himself forward and backwards muttering the Sponge Bob theme song. 


LisTEN. THE CARROT IS S C A R R E D. He’s gonna help you get somewhere where you can lay down and try to stop the pain, but once he’s done everything possible, he’ll try to get somewhere calm (his room) anD S C R E M. Maybe he’ll need some therapy becauSE YOU BROKE A B ON E. A BBONE. BONY. BONY BONY BONE OH GOD THEY BROKE A BONE. 


Now he could have passed out from this the moment he heard the snap. But the only thing keeping him going is the fact that if he freaks out people will think he’s not so menacing. So, well he’s shivering and ordering Papyrus to get you to the couch, while he goes upstairs to check in his resources how to heal human bones. He’s actually trying to erase the memory out of his head with any method he can find. The best one yet is watching kittens and puppies be happy and play (no one SHALL KNOW. NO WITNESSES).

He hasn’t been out of his room for 10 hours. 


He’s been unconscious for about ten minutes, and he shows no sign of actually waking up. Well, he is tossing and turning on the ground, until he accidentally touches the spot where the broken bone is and you sCREM. That was a good wake up call. He sCREMS too and well he’s freaking out. You yell at him to help you (because come on we all do that when we’re feeling like that) and it’s only after you’re on the couch, slightly less in pain that he starts apologizing over and over and BAM. Back on the ground he goes. 

You can see that I have given this no effort at all i am so sorry I hope you enjoy

||❥ out of the woods (m)

j u n ! s c e n a r i o

v a m p i r e ! a u

words: 5k

genre: ye old smut, some fluff, the usual lol

synopsis: jun has been restricted from the pure taste of blood for too long, and decides that on halloween night should he actually do something about it. also in memory of the vamp!jun series i never finished,, r.i.p

It was during the time of Halloween that a certain perilous vampire would turn his fangs of white ice upon the town streets, fingers curling unbridledly in his pockets and eyes so smoulderingly black they could be a blanket for the stars. He would untuck himself from whereabouts never revealed and slick back his soft ashy hair, parted lips allowing his tongue to taste the fresh dew that was lathered everywhere.

He could let his fangs unsheathe and gingerly poke into his mouth, he could languidly step behind a clump of children and let his irises cloud a frosty white. They thought he was just taking interest in the eventful night, like he was dressing up to resemble some ancient book character, when really this vampire wasn’t made from silvery contacts or plastic teeth, he was more than real and his desire for blood had struck like a bolt of lightning.

The only reason the vampire could walk around on a night like Halloween and not want to sink his jagged pearls into someone’s flesh was due to the fact he’d already gotten his fix. He’d consumed enough liquid copper to last up to a week, a week where he could be among human life and not want to lacerate into their delicate tissue. Yet a certain incident left the boy in a state of complete opposition. His desire for blood was skyrocketing, and it was a challenging task to keep his solid pace and not lash out at the little folk around him.

Usually Halloween was one of the only days in a year that he let himself walk fully exposed up and down the streets, nobody would suspect him, nobody would try to stab a stake of wood through his chest. He got a lot of crooned compliments whenever he hovered in one corner of town for too long, leaning against a thick oak trunk while fluttering his glittery stare toward the moon.

Your fangs look so real! Are they really plastic?

Jesus, those contacts look like they’re your actual eyes.

That’s a pretty simple yet convincing costume you got there.

And the vampire would just grin toothily and wind his way through the conversation with nothing but the wholehearted truth. Of course not a single soul would ever believe the words rolling off his tongue, not when his lips quirked into that deceitful smirk after their faces momentarily grew stiff. It was Halloween, people liked to dress up as things that didn’t exist, and according to them, he was as much as a real vampire as that one girl down the street was a fluffy purple unicorn.

Yet there happened to be one individual in town that this darkened boy was well aquatinted with, and they knew perfectly well what he was, and what he so often craved.

“I’m sorry, I turned off all my lights cause I don’t have any candy-”

A pause, the process, and then the reaction.

“Jun? What are you doing here- and holy shit why are you walking around with your fangs out and eyes all glowey?”

You couldn’t be more appalled as to why this hunk of shadows was letting every man, woman, and child be coveted to his appearance, and more importantly why his leader was letting him frolic around as such. But Jun, not to your complete surprise, just stifled a yawn that pressed up from his throat and let himself into your house, the distant squeals of mirthful children now becoming mute as the door kicked shut. You could have cloaked him in your sighs and questions that always traveled like a spool of thread, yet you decided to let him wander.

Jun rarely approached you unless he wanted something.

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To everyone in the world

Tonight I’ve been followed on my way home.
Just because I’m a girl, and I were alone, and it was dark (but not late, since it happened at 5pm). And a girl, alone, is weak.

I’m crying while typing because of the anxiety and the stress and the fear.

I was taking my dog for a walk. Note that he’s a 43 kg boxerdog (94 lbs). He only is 1 year old but in this year I felt more safe when walking with him than walking alone; in fact he once “attacked” a man who was trying to rob me. But he’s a dog, so he can only see if I’m screaming and shaking, and I couldn’t yell “hey attack that man” that seemed only to walk on our same street.

But this man crossed the street every time I did, and if I stopped he did too, and if I stopped for a long time he walked a bit and then after turning on himself he would stared at me. I felt brave so I firmly said “stop following me or I’m calling the cops” but he didn’t answer or moved so I panicked and called the police. The cop at the phone asked what the problem was, and I explained the situation. Do you know what he told me? “I can’t do anything, he didn’t harassed you, maybe he’s only walking through your same street”. I was so frustrated I started crying, no one else in the street apart from me, this man, and my dog who wasn’t understanding why we stopped. 

I wanted to go home.

But I am a girl and I am weak and I am alone and this man has decided to not let me go.

I called my fiancé, crying and panicking. He was too far to coming rescuing me, so he suggested to knock at someone and asking for help. So I did.

And at the first door I knocked on a woman asked what was going on, seeing me so upset. She then called her husband and they went with me down the street and waited until I closed my home’s door. 

Ok so everything is fine, isn’t it?


Is it possible? Fearing to take your dog for a walk down your street (also living in a “good” part of the city) just because you are a girl? 

I’m really scared.

I think I’ll buy one of those pepper spray.

I had to write all this down because I am really upset right now.

Feel like crying.



favorite fictional boys: Captain Carswell Thorne [The Lunar Chronicles]

“Is there a certain type of drama you like?”

Carswell tapped his stylus against the side of his mouth. “Adventure stories, I guess. With lots of exotic places and daring escapades … and swashbuckling space pirates, naturally.” He followed this up with a wink.

||❥ luminous vs limerence

w o o z i ! s c e n a r i o

h a c k e r / s p y ! a u

Originally posted by wonnhao

word count: 2,333

includes: hacker/spy woozi + some good ole fluff

synopsis: mingyu is very incompetent when it comes to being a spy, and that makes jihoon just a lil bit frustrated.

✎ after watching woozi’s computer scenes in the boomboom mv, i really wanted to write something surrounding the idea, so enjoy coder/hacker/spy woozi bc i am very confused about how to classify it lol.  

The room holds quilt to a thick silence that splashes along mint tinted walls, every infinitesimal tick lilting like a whispered countdown only Jihoon’s ears can detect. He is more than cognisant that the clock will remain unyielding to his silent pleas, ushering over and over into the recesses of his skull that a few more minutes is all he craves. However time is unyielding to those who dot around it, and with lurid blossoms of light cloaking upon his face can he see how royally screwed the mission has become.

A screen filled with pixels illuminates the image of a boy, his lean legs trudging him down a glossy white hallway. He trots along lethargically; honey palms tucked into pant pockets, tufts of cream blonde hair rumpled along his head as though he had just parted from linen sheets, dewy ginger irises floating around without caution. Jihoon arrives at a luring conviction, that this boy deserves what is impending on his acquiescent soul. His slender fingers work without peace on the keyboard, trying to conjure up a code that might possibly deactivate the trap he’s just discovered. The lanky boy’s words were still swathing along Jihoon’s ears, urging him to punch the keyboard at a multiplied speed.

I swear I can do this, I don’t need any help.

The little brat had even winded down the sound on his earpiece when Jihoon tried to warn him, and now he was paying the price.

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i need 2 go get some ice cream i’m literally bout to cry over this boy