So Not Jelly (2/?) in which Chloe gets involved

continued from So Not Jelly- in which Pieter needs to shut up

Summary: Beca and Chloe have a conversation about a certain German. A bit short and cliffhangery, sorry for that. I needed the impetus to force me to update sooner.

A/N: I wanted to get at least something out to you guys even though it’s not nearly as done as I’d like it to be.

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“Hey Beca!” Chloe bounced up to the bar, remarkably chipper considering their recent defeat. “I saw you over here ogling DSM again. Seriously what’s going on with you and her?”

Beca sighed, anxiously tugging her fingers through her hair. “I don’t know, she just got in my head I guess. I mean Chlo you have to admit that she’s completely stunning.” As her voice trailed off she muttered a quiet curse before continuing, “Chloe what am I going to do? This whole…” she gesticulated vaguely, searching for a suitable word, “thing is really not going to help what’s going on between me and Jesse.”

The redhead shrugged her shoulders, replying, “You never know, it might actually be just what you need to figure things out, Becs. Think about it, if you have feelings for whatever her name is when you hardly know her, that kind of puts your relationship with Jesse in perspective, doesn’t it? Just, don’t get too carried away pining after tall, blonde, and German over there before you sort things out with your boyfriend.”

Beca’s head audibly thumped onto the bar as she whined, “I am not pining. She’s just so freaking gorgeous.”

“Uh huh, sure,” Chloe nodded, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

“Can’t I make an objective assessment of a girl’s appearance without it being a big deal?” Now she was on the defensive, trying to shut down where this conversation was going.

“Yeees, you can, but honestly you can’t expect me to believe that’s what you’ve been doing with whatever her name is.” Chloe giggled with disbelief.

Beca started to protest, but she cut her off. “Honey, everyone can see that you practically melt, and lose all power of coherent speech, every time she’s within two feet of you.”

“I’ll have you know that I just had a perfectly normal conversation with Kommissar and Pieter.” Beca crossed her arms defiantly. “And I do not melt.”

Chloe looked across the room to where the leaders of Das Sound Machine were dancing. “Kommissar? That’s seriously her name?”

Beca nodded, following her line of sight, “Sort of. It’s like her title, I don’t think many people know her actual name. Kommissar really fits her though, pretty in a strict, powerful kind of way.”

Her friend just shook her head, laughing, “Bec you’re totally crushing on her.”

The brunette took another swig of her beer before huffing, “It’s not my fault she looks like some kind of Valkyrie and can sing like an angel. But I don’t even know if I ‘like’ like her or not. I’m not used to all this.” Gesturing in frustration, she turned in her stool to face Chloe. “What is that woman doing to me?”

Chloe leaned in, offering Beca a hug that in their position on the bar stools was more clumsy than anything, but still lent the flustered girl some measure of comfort. After a minute Chloe drew back, leaving one hand on her shoulder and remarking, “If it helps, I thought you were at least bi since that time we sang Titanium in the shower your freshman year.”

Beca gave her a gentle shove, joking, “That’s just because you were into me and you know it.”

They both rolled their eyes at that, comfortable with the relationship they’d built over the last four years that allowed them to be open with each other like this. In general Beca wasn’t a super trusting person, and risks were not her thing. Which is why this whole situation with Kommissar was getting to her. Beca drifted off in thought, mulling over her relationships while swallowing the last of her beer.

Chloe looked around the room, scheming. Suddenly, she perked up. “I’ve got an idea.”

The smaller girl eyed her sceptically. “I’m going to hate it, aren’t I.” It wasn’t a question.

“Probably. But that doesn’t matter. It’s no use putting your whole relationship with Jesse under a microscope if you and this Kommissar don’t actually have feelings for each other, right?” Chloe was practically glowing with excitement.

“Well, yeah, but-”

“No buts. Stay here and watch.” With that, Chloe scurried off in the direction of the dance floor.

anonymous asked:

what the fuck are you talking about, the doctor isn't a murderer! how fucking stupid are you?! he DIDN'T destroy gallifrey, watch the show! and you call yourself a fan, you should be fucking ashamed!

Ah, yes, Gallifrey. The famous only murder the Doctor ever commited.

May I remind you of these people:

  1. The Daleks, three times. In Day of the Doctor (he did still kill them, even though he saved the Time Lords), in Doomsday (he threw them into the Void) and in Journey’s End (He blew them all up, and yes, Tentoo is the Doctor aswell)
  2. The Cybermen, again three times. In Rise of the Cybermen (destroyed their emotion chip, thus killing them), Doomsday (threw them into the Void) and The Next Doctor (I’m pretty sure he threw them into the Void again)
  3. The Racnoss. He may not have killed the Empress himself, but he killed her only babies in existence, thus destroying any chance of survival for her species.
  4. The Carrionites, except for the three he kept in his TARDIS, to be forever imprisoned.
  5. [He didn’t kill the Family of Blood, but subjected them to a punishment worse than death]
  6. The Sycorax leader. He shoved him of the spaceship. Well, he made the ground underneath him dissapear, which is essentially the same but a lot more complicated to say.

Now, these are only the murders commited by the Tenth Doctor (cause he was the one I was talking about), and only those I remember, there may be more.

Now of course there have been a few murders commited by other Doctors than the Tenth.

  1. The Silents. He didn’t kill them himself, but brainwashed the human race into killing them, which is essentially the same, if not worse.
  2. The Saturnynes. Again, he didn’t kill all of them, but he killed the only existing female ones, again destroying any chance of survival their species had.
  3. [The Minotaur, from God Complex, I think, maybe he just let him die, I’m not sure]
  4. [The Cybermen in Closing Time, I think.]
  5. The Great Intelligence.
  6. The Nestene Consciousness.
  7. Cassandra. Okay, he let her die, but he could have easily helped her, which is basically the same as killing her (I’m talking about End of the World, not New Earth)
  8. The Slitheen, all apart from Blon Fel Fotch (or what she’s called). He threw a missile at them.
  9. [The Clockwork man from Deep Breath, most likely threw him out of the TARDIS]
  10. The 2D guys from Flatline. Well, he sent them back to where they came from and said ‘Some of you may even survive the trip’ (more or less in these words), showing that he did indeed kill them.

Again, there may be more that I don’t remember right now.

And this list doesn’t even include any Doctors before the Ninth, since I haven’t seen enough of Classic Who to know about it. The First Doctor did bash in someone’s head with a stone though in his first episode if I remember correctly.

And one more genocide:

The Time Lords.

Yes, the Time Lords.

He may have saved them in Day of the Doctor, and never have destroyed them at all.


Ten doesn’t know that in End of Time. He thinks he destroyed Gallifrey and everything that’s on it aswell, and he forces the Time Lords back there, as far as he knows, killing them.

For most of these murders he had ‘good’ reasons, and gave them a chance to go, before he killed them, but they are still murders, and did happen.

In conclusion…


hyosung takes no shit from any man

     “I don’t think you want to know what I’ve experienced.”
     “I do.”
     “How do you feel about child molesters? I killed one. And I spent 17 and a half years of my life in prison.”
     “Why did you do it?”
     “The DA had three cases on this molester for raping young boys, and the mother of one of them was a friend of mine. He wasn’t in jail and wasn’t even under surveillance—nothing.”
     “Did you kill him in a burst of anger?”
     “I wasn’t angry at all. The police weren’t doing anything, and the justice system wasn’t doing anything, so I just did what I felt I had to do. I wasn’t the least bit angry.”
     “Were you aware that you were probably messing up your own life?”
     “I figured a child’s life is worth more than mine. To this day, I still say I made the right decision. Some people agree with me, and other people disagree with me, but I know in my heart that I did the right thing.”



You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain


So Markiplier’s first Five Nights at Freddy’s video made YouTube’s 10th Anniversary A-Z playlist under L is for Let’s Plays, sandwiched between two minecraft videos and an explanation of what Let’s Plays are. 

Playlist Link

YouTube Spotlight Channel


sansa stark and aegon vi targaryen + parallels with elizabeth of york and henry vii – as requested by badwolfreborn