it’s funny how a girl can complement another girl on her appearance but if a guy does that to another guy oh shitfire he’s gay oh no daaamnnn you gay son

No matter how badly I’d like to forget you, I never will. You have taught me lessons without even knowing it and I have learned a lot about myself because of your faults. I loved you in one of the most complex ways possible. No matter how much I cuss you out in my head, I will always let you come back. 
But even though you have impacted my life in so many ways, good and bad, its time to let this go. This cycle is tiring.
Please dont ever change. Damn it, I know you see flaws in yourself, but you’re a princess. I hope you have a great life, but you deserve whatever you get.
—  Closure is nice but I cant feel a thing

anonymous asked:

Let's forget about what Zoe said once. Let's praise them. Anyone who meet Alfie or Zoe praise them. Any viewer or any other person. Alfie and Zoe both constantly meet with children with cancer or other illnesses. They both sponsor a child each. Zoe works for Mind and publicly speaks about mental health. Alfie did Movember and Comic Relief. He speaks about online bullying. They're just nice people. Above all, they have such a positive outlook in life. They just make people happy is I care.


I am eating all the delicious foods at this conference

And I don’t care. I’m so strict with myself in normal life that it’s nice to have ice cream at 11AM and an oatmeal cookie at 330PM.

When you grow up you tend to get told that the world is the way it is and your life is just to live your life inside the world. Try not to bash into the walls too much.  Try to have a nice  family life, have fun, save a little money. That’s a very limited  life. Life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact: Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you. And you can change it, you can influence it… Once you learn that, you’ll never be the same again.
—  Steve Jobs

If they’re going to make Viagra commercials featuring beautiful women speaking in sultry voices while the camera pans up their silky smooth legs, I demand birth control commercials with sexy men huskily filling me in on the side effects of the pill while slowly shrugging out of their suit jackets and removing their cufflinks before unbuttoning their shirts and advising me to ask my doctor about Yaz so I’ll never have to worry when I’m in the mood. 

Does anyone else go straight to Troye and Connor’s accounts to see who they’ve replied to when they log onto Twitter? Or is that just me? Pretty sure it’s just me.

Liam and Niall   care about One Direction so much that they stayed up all night writing. They never do drugs! They live a nice clean life. They have girlfriends. They are good boys.  

Harry does not care about One Direction at all. He lives in LA with all his famous friends. He is not friends with the boys in One Direction. He’s only friends with famous people. Harry will go solo. We don’t see him much now because he’s probably working on his solo career.

Louis does not care about One Direction. He cares about partying, girls, and drugs. He likes to get drunk. He stays up all night having orgies. Louis is the bad boy of the group. 

Did I get that right?

my future children are going to have such a nice life growing up listening to taylor swift and baking cookies