me: *sick, greasy hair, sweatpants, no make up, ugly face* wants to go to the library to return some stuff. Who works there now? Exactly. Joe’s Ex who looks perfectly great and seems to have, compared to what I looked like, her shit together.
Has it occurred to anyone else that during the events of philosophers stone, Oliver Wood was only 15 years old????? Which means he was elected quidditch captain in his fifth year!!!! So Wood was a better keeper and captain at 15 years old than anyone else in Gryffindor!! Amazing. Now I understand “you can’t cancel quidditch”