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Episodes in every American cartoon

- We got in a fight? Let’s split up the room/house with a line. That’s my half and that’s your half.
- Two characters accidentally swap bodies
- The musical episode
- It’s time to shrink really tiny and go into (other character) to solve their sickness!
- Character 1 and Character 2 are fighting for the affections of Character 3 (who probably does not like either of them)
- The background character-oriented episode
- Oh no! (Character) has made a bunch of clones of themself! We need to kill them all.
- The episode where a character gets successful/powerful/rich, becomes an asshole, then proceeds to ruin it all
- The birthday episode
- An episode that turns out to just be a dream
- A character dislikes a newly-introduced “adorable” character but nobody believes them until they eventually prove that the cute character is actually evil
- The “you saved my life”/lifedebt episode
- Holiday episodes
- The “how did the censors let them get away with this?” episode

10 Steps To Becoming A Millionaire By 30

Source: confessions-of-a-sugar-baby. (Elite Daily)

Getting rich and becoming a millionaire is a taboo topic. Saying it can be done by the age of 30 seems like a fantasy. It shouldn’t be taboo and it is possible.

At the age of 21, I got out of college, broke and in debt, and by the time I was 30, I was a millionaire. Here are the ten steps that guarantee you will become a millionaire by 30.

1. Follow the Money.

In today’s economic environment, you cannot save your way to millionaire status. The first step is to focus on increasing your income in increments and repeating that.

My income was $3,000 a month and nine years later it was $20,000 a month. Start following the money and it will force you to control revenue and see opportunities.

2. Don’t Show Off – Show Up.

I didn’t buy my first luxury watch or car until my businesses and investments were producing multiple secure flows of income.

I was still driving a Toyota Camry when I had become a millionaire. Be known for your work ethic, not the trinkets you buy.

3. Save to Invest, Don’t Save To Save.

The only reason to save money is to invest it.  Put your saved money into secured, sacred (untouchable) accounts. Never use these accounts for anything – not even an emergency.

This will force you to continue to follow step one (increase income). Still to this day, at least twice a year I am broke because I always invest my surpluses into ventures I cannot access.

4. Avoid Debt That Doesn’t Pay You.

Make it a rule that you never use debt that won’t make you money.  I borrowed money for a car only because I knew I could increase my income.

Rich people use debt to leverage investments and grow cash flows. Poor people use debt to buy things that make rich people richer.

5. Treat Money Like a Jealous Lover.  

Millions wish for financial freedom, and only those who make it a priority have millions. To get rich and stay rich, you will have to make it a priority.

Money is like a jealous lover. Ignore it and it will ignore you, or worse, it will leave you for someone who makes it a priority.

6. Money Doesn’t Sleep.

Money doesn’t know about clocks, schedules or holidays and you shouldn’t, either. Money loves people that have great work ethic.

When I was 26 years old, I was in retail and the store I worked in closed at 7 pm; most times you could find me there at 11 pm, making an extra sale. Never try to be the smartest or luckiest person; just make sure you outwork everyone.

7. Poor Makes No Sense.

I have been poor and it sucks. I have had just enough and that sucks almost as bad. Eliminate any and all ideas that being poor is somehow okay.

Bill Gates said to a group of college grads, “It’s not your fault if you were born poor; it is your fault if you stay poor.”

8. Get a Millionaire Mentor.

Most of us are brought up middle class or poor and then hold ourselves to the limits and ideas of that group. I have been studying millionaires in order to duplicate what they did.

Get your own personal millionaire mentor and study him or her. Most rich people are extremely generous with their knowledge and their resources.

9. Get Your Money to Do the Heavy Lifting.

Investing is the Holy Grail in becoming a millionaire and you should make more money off your investments than your work.  

If you don’t have surplus money you won’t make investments. The second company I started required a $50,000 investment. That company has paid me back that $50,000 every month for the last ten years.

My third investment was in real estate where I started with $350,000, a large part of my net worth at the time. I still own that property today and it continues to provide me with income.

Investing is the only reason to do the other steps, and your money must work for you and do your heavy lifting.

10. Shoot for $10 million, not $1 million.

The single biggest financial mistake I’ve made was not thinking big enough. I encourage you to go for more than a million.

There is no shortage of money on this planet, only a shortage of people thinking big enough.

Apply these 10 steps and they will make you rich. Steer clear of people who suggest your financial dreams are born of greed.

Avoid get-rich-quick schemes, be ethical, never give up and once you make it, be willing to help others get there, too.

Let me know when you get there. Be great. Nothing else pays.

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Bard had rebuilt the town in Dale and men had gathered to him from the Lake and from South and West, and all the valley had become tilled again and rich, and the desolation was now filled with birds and blossoms in spring and fruit and feasting in autumn. And Lake-town was refounded and was more prosperous than ever, and much wealth went up and down the Running River; and there was friendship in those parts between elves and dwarves and men.

Coffee Superstitions

  • In Finland, coffee can be used as a means of fortune telling by the way in which the froth formed on the coffee’s surface - if a bubble formed after it has been poured in an moves towards the drinker, it would mean more money. However, if it moved away, it would mean that they would lose money.
  • In Romania, if you spill coffee it means that you will receive money from somewhere. 
  • If a girl spills coffee, it means that her lover is thinking of her.
  • Dropping a cup in which the coffee is in will bring bad luck.
  • If the coffee pot boils more than usual, it means that rain is coming.
  • If drinking Turkish coffee, there will be residue at the bottom after the cup is finished; the shape which forms will be symbolic
  • In Brazil, there is a superstition in which you should always put sugar in before coffee, and one day you will become rich.
  • In Greece, it is bad luck to cheer with coffee.
  • In Egypt, it is believed that spilling coffee is good luck.
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: Adrien Agreste could have become a rich spoiled rude arrogant asshole with his upbringing but instead he became a ray of sunshine even though his father barely notices him and his mother is gone and the only company he had for years was Chloe but now he has Plagg and Ladybug and Nino and an entire class of amazing friends and instead of becoming a bullying villain he became a superhero
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Jolin Tsai feat. Namie Amuro - I’m not yours

The music video brought to life an ancient Chinese folktale. The story in the MV is inspired by an ancient story, “The Three Illusions,” from Volume 286 of The Extensive Records of the Taiping Era (太平廣記 卷第二百八十六幻術三). It tells the tale of two sisters who run a motel. No one knows how the pair rose to extreme wealth. The bigger mystery lies in their ownership of a large amount of donkeys, in addition to becoming filthy rich. The reality behind the myth of the sisters’ wealth and donkeys is that they trick lousy men into eating a special cookie that turns them into slave donkeys for the sisters as the sisters take the men’s money. (x)

“the first world’s third world Mona Lisa” truly disgusting tfw when you’re an Afghan 12 year old whose parents have been killed and whose life has been destroyed by the Soviet & American occupations of your country and some ass photographs you b/c he likes your green eyes and you get $0 and nothing out of it for years meanwhile the guy who photographed you becomes rich and famous while you’re stuck in a refugee camp but you’re a work of “art” to western randoms who think they’re deep b/c they’re obsessed with this 1 photo of you 👀🔪😒

Ok but ya’ll realize that in the last year Chris Pratt has played a superhero who saves the universe with the power of freindship, a talking lego who goes on adventures with Batman (that’s what the trailers look like anyway, I haven’t actually seen that one) and a guy who spends all day playing with dinosaurs and eventually turns them into his own tiny army to destroy the bigger dinosaur right?

Guys

Chris Pratt is reliving his childhood and getting paid for it

He’s becoming a superstar for pretending to be the same things nearly everyone wanted to be when we were kids

Chris Pratt is living out everyone’s childhood dreams and is becoming a rich superstar from it

May we all be so lucky

Things People Need To Remember

• White people are not the problem, racists are.
• Muslims are not the problem, terrorists are.
• CIS people are not the problem, transphobic people are.
• Christians are not the problem, homophobic and judgmental people are.
• Rich people are not the problem, wealthy people who used the poor to become rich and make fun of the lower class are.
• Those who share, celebrate and honor a culture are not the problem, those who wrongly appropriate a culture to lower it or make fun of it are.
• Men are not the problem, misogyny and those who think are they’re the better sex are.
• Women are not the problem, misandry and those who think are they’re the better sex are.
• People are not the problem, their bad actions are.