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🔥: And in this comic, we are casually reminded that Asgore has a collection of bonsai trees in his office, and Sans, although badass and ready to kill you until you are dead, is still Sans. 

And Asgore wants you to get back to doing your job. 

Hope you guys enjoy this little comic! Keep your eyes open for more of these in the future!

thewrap.com
George Takei Accused of Sexual Assault of Former Model in 1981
"The next thing I remember I was coming to and he had my pants down around my ankles," Scott R. Brunton said of a 1981 encounter with George Takei

George Takei is accused of sexual assault by a former model, who told The Hollywood Reporter that after two drinks with the “Star Trek” actor, he passed out and awoke with his “pants down around my ankles” and Takei groping him.

A spokesperson for Takei said he is currently in Japan for the premiere screening of “Allegiance,” a musical set during the Japanese American internment of World War II, and wasn’t available for comment.

Scott R. Brunton told THR that he met Takei in 1981 at a bar in Hollywood, and they exchanged phone numbers. Brunton, who was an aspiring 23-year-old actor and model at the time, had just broken up with his boyfriend and found that Takei “was a great ear.”

After a night on the town, they went back to Takei’s apartment for drinks and, after two, Brunton said he began “feeling very disoriented and dizzy” and “passed out.”

“The next thing I remember I was coming to and he had my pants down around my ankles,” Brunton said, adding that Takei was “groping my crotch and trying to get my underwear off and feeling me up at the same time, trying to get his hands down my underwear.”

He said he never told anyone because he thought “it’s my word against his.” But when Brunton read Takei’s response to the sexual assault allegations against Kevin Spacey, he decided to tell his story.

and another one bites the dust. 

history-nerd-elijah  asked:

*slides you a glass of chocolate milk* so those voltron headcanons

i swear you guys make me feel like a drug dealer sometimes

  • allura: [wrecks someone] lance: “that was, cómo se dice… savage?”
  • hunk maintains that his brightass headband can be worn with any outfit
    • he’s well on his way to giving allura a stroke
    • “i don’t get it, why can’t i wear my headband to the party? the tuxedo’s black, orange and black totally match-”
  • lance: “do do do-” [shoots sentry] “-another one bites the dust”
  • shiro’s been wondering if he can get half off discounts on gloves now since he only needs one
  • *coran voice* “princess as your legal guardian i am obligated to say that violence is wrong. but lowkey? those bitches deserved it”
  • every time the team splits up shenanigans happen
    • but shenanigans happen all the time so no one really remembers who was with them when any particular shenanigan happened
    • “heh remember that time on planet yordek when lance-” “we agreed to never speak of that again keithiel
    • “haha remember when we went to the mall and i became an indentured servant and took over a restaurant” “…what”
  • [something explodes in the distance] pidge, running into the room: “i want to preface this by saying that nothing happened, nothing is on fire. that is mere speculation. do we have a fire extinguisher?”

(On parking in cities after growing up in reasonably dispersed places with parking lots)
“I think I was worried about someone seeing my lack of experience in the real world. Like someone was going to spot me crying, awkwardly side-hugging a parking meter after unsuccessfully parallel parking, and start singing "Another One Bites the Dust” spitefully in my direction.“ -Arden Rose, speaking straight into my soul. 😂
I highly recommend this book to anyone like me who’s been sling-shot into adulthood and now has to balance things like paying bills and going to job interviews with the overwhelming desire to do nothing but eat frosting out of a jar and watch New Girl on loop for the 40th time. Arden gets it.