and-I-needed-to-take-my-mind-off-things

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nine in the afternoon // panic! at the disco

Clarke showing Lexa the internet for the first time:

Lexa: You mean, I can purchase my candles online? I can check if winter candy apple is in stock?  WITHOUT having to go ALL the way down there?

Clarke:  Yes but Lexa, there are much more important things than-

Lexa: AND I CAN GET UPDATES ON WHEN THERE ARE NEW FRAGRANCES IN STOCK?!

Clarke: Yes but you can let Indra and the others know when you-

Lexa: OH MY GOD CLARKE, THIS IS IT. YOU WERE RIGHT. LIFE IS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST SURVIVING. I AM ALIVE.

Clarke: Lexa oh my god listen to me, you can literally contact people-

Lexa: HOLY SHIT CINNAMON BONBON SUNRISE FUCK MY LIFE TITUS GET ME A HORSE

Titus: Heda, Wanheda is right. You could really use this to your advant-

Lexa: THEY’RE IN STOCK TITUS WE MUST MOVE NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE CLARKE GET MY SASH I’M GOING

Clarke: LEXA LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF POWER YOU WILL HAVE IF YOU JUST-

Lexa: OH MY GOD CLARKE WHAT IS A YOUTUBE? THERE ARE PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF CAMERAS CLARKE CAN I DO THIS TOO? I WISH TO MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT MY CANDLES CLARKE

Clarke: Oh my fuck. The Internet can allow you to see when Ontari is-

Lexa: HOLY SHIT THIS VIDEO SAYS ‘HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN CANDLE FRAGRANCE’ CLARKE WHAT IS THIS IS IT TRUE?

Clarke: *sigh* Titus, please?-

Lexa: WHHAAATT IS BUILDACANDLE.COM CLARKE? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT CLARKE. YOU CAN COMBINE FRAGRANCES CLARKE. I CAN MAKE A CINNAMON WINTER CANDY APPLE BONBON GINGERBREAD SUNRISE CLARKE.

Imagine your OTP- Things I've said to my SO
  • "Why the fuck are there three different rolls of paper towels??"
  • "Do we need lessons on how ziplock bags work?"
  • "Taking off my clothes takes effort. I'm sleeping on the futon."
  • "At what point if any did it cross your mind that this might be a bad idea?"
  • "TECHNOLOGY HATES ME OH MY GOD I KILLED THE MICROWAVE."
  • "Wake me up if you want something!! Seriously! Sleepy sex is awesome!"
  • "Please kill it. Preferably with fire."
  • "See, this is why we're together. No one else could handle our terrible puns."
  • "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAB YOURSELF OPENING YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT GO TO THE HOSPITAL."
  • "I love you. but I swear to you if you keep leaving lunch containers in the sink without putting soapy water in them I will kill you slowly."
  • "Dude, we're old... your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we're sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese."
  • "These potatoes in the fridge are starting to flower... can I toss them?"
  • "Sleep is for those that haven't been struck with inspiration."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "Sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant A 50c PACKAGE of reeses, I didn't need the whole candy aisle."
  • "Goddamn it why are you so sweet."
  • "I just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately."
  • "I AM NOT CUTE GODDAMN IT I AM INTIMIDATING."
  • "Let me rephrase, I'm getting mongolian. if you'd like, you can come along, but if not, that's cool too. but I want mongolian."
  • "You bought WHAT for HOW MUCH?"
  • "I love your mother, but I almost reached across the table and wrapped my hands around her throat."
  • "Why do we even NEED more bass?"
  • "SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER"
  • "You may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now."
  • "Aaaack that freaks me out when you do that!!"
  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I'm not pregnant this month so that's nice."
  • "STOP TICKLING ME YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NIPPLE PINCH YOU"
bts as things I hear in my ghetto ass school
  • jin: who cares if there's weed in it, IT'S A FUCKING BROWNIE FAM. I'D GIVE MY RIGHT LEG FOR THAT SHIT
  • suga: i'm exhausted as fuck, i worked for 35 hours yesterday
  • hoseok: I HAVE ARRIVED. YOUR DAY IS OFFICIALLY 1000x BETTER.
  • namjoon: i just got hit in the face with a volleyball in gym. we weren't even playing volleyball. we were outside too what the fuck
  • jimin: coach you mind if I take off my shirt? my abs need to breathe.
  • taehyung: boats float??? but i thought they elevate???
  • jungkook: HOLY SHIT I'M SO READY FOR HEALTH. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT S-E-X MAN I'M A FUCKING EXPERT IM SO REAADDYYYYYYYYY
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It’s been a while! I have been crazy busy this Winter with the holidays and trying to keep on top of deadlines, which has seen me slacking a little on the personal art front.

I’m hoping to have some fresh art up soon, but for now here are a few full sketch pages. Some of these are from just before Christmas (I posted a few snippets on instagram) just before I took a break from my sketch book for a few weeks. The rest are from the last seven days or so. Definitely need to start picking my pace back up!

It’s obviously well into the New Year now, but since it’s my first post I hope everyone’s 2015 is off to a great start! The news over the last few months has been pretty grim, and there is a lot to be concerned about and plenty of issues that are tremendously worrying.

With that in mind, I really think taking a second to step back from all the negativity and looking at the amazing things people are doing as individuals and as a global community can give us all cause for optimism and personally, I’m looking forward to where this year takes us all!

See you around.

-Alex

MOTHER UNIVERSE

I needed something to take my mind of a bit of life stress ATM and drawing my favourite subjects (beautiful women, copious amounts of hair, roses and crystals) from my favourite TV program in forever (Steven Universe!), in a kinda easy pose with a pretty galaxy texture thrown on was the perfect thing for taking my mind off lifecrap~

I’m stopping myself from gushing about SU right here… all I’ll say is I consider it a seminal work made with a lot of love, and I hope it changes the direction of children’s television. It’s given me so much happiness and inspiration, I can only imagine the positive influence it may be having on minds younger than mine. :) 

(I know her gem should at least be partially visible, but putting it in there spoiled the composition making the bottom of the triangle look cluttered, my bad for not considering it at the sketch stage… <_<)

Galaxy texture from the Hubble Site gallery - http://hubblesite.org/gallery/album/ 

I would imagine that croach can sit motionless for hours on end when he has to but when he’s nervous, or what he would equate to being nervous, he’s very fidgety and has to do something with his hands.
Sometimes he folds paper, sometimes he does little weavings, but if he rely needs to take his mind of something he’ll do a bigger project. Knitting for example.

( The journey continues….

Now starts the next stage in Ribbons’s story, he’s on the road again, trying to get away from his hunters and the noise of the city. What should he do next? What WILL he do next? 

Thank you for following me this far, I hope you continue to love and support me and Ribbons on this journey. )

gahh i like don’t need to be saying this but i feel like i gotta get it off my chest…i know it’s easy? to get frustrated with the update schedule of check please when there’s these long breaks and it can feel like ngozi doesn’t care or like…is just letting things slide but keep in mind??? she’s doing like so much work. 

like as of now each update consists of multiple episodes and each episode is normally 8-10 pages (with most of them being closer to 10) and like??? if you add up the february, april, and june updates…..that’s 11 episodes so like 110 pages?? so while, yeah, the majority of webcomics i read may be updating more regularly and multiple times a week, they’re also only producing one page each update. if ngozi updated check please that way she could also be easily updating multiple times a week (there’s only been 36 weeks so far this year!! so with 110 pages….u get it adjf). so while it might seem like the content is sparse, she’s doing a significant amount of work in a short amount of time.

and on top of all those pages/updates (which includes the actual drawing of the comic, but also the script writing, the paneling, the design of each pose and like “shot” etc. etc.), she’s also managing the twitter (which i know has been kinda dead lately but i’d personally like to think there’s narrative reasons behind that), restocking the store occasionally (which means printing books/huddles/making up tshirts), streaming on the patreon/updating the private blog, going to cons (which means producing merch!!!!! and taking time to travel), and drawing madison, and now planning a new kickstarter….like her plate is definitely full. 

i get why people are disappointed/frustrated cause yeah!! it can be annoying when u feel like you’re not getting what you were promised but idk it’s also a free comic on the internet so if you’re not enjoying it there’s nothing wrong with no longer following it….idk basically ngozi’s working hard and i like her content 

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#69 Brooklyn Beckham – Caught*

*smut

You are currently at the Beckham’s house alone with Brooklyn. He sits at his desk, writing something on his laptop, while you sit on his bed, reading something for school. “When are you parents going to be back?” You ask your boyfriend.

“I don’t know. Not soon, I guess.” Brooklyn says, still highly concentrated. A smirk forms on your lips as you put your things on the floor and get up. “Why are you asking?” Brooklyn asks. You don’t answer and just spin his desk chair around so that Brooklyn is facing you.

“Oh, you know… it’s just my head hurts and I could really need something to take my mind off.” You explain as you unbutton the buttons of your flannel that you are wearing. Brooklyn bites his lip, looking up at you, and puts his hands on your hips, pulling you down to him. You straddle him as you start making out. Brooklyn pulls your flannel down your arms and you pull his shirt over his head and throw it onto the floor. You take a deep breath when he leaves a wet kiss on your neck. Brooklyn stands up, carrying you over to his bed. Your legs and arms are wrapped around him as he lays you down on his bed. Brooklyn fully undresses you and you change position. You sit on his stomach, only wearing underwear and your bra, as you lower you body to attach your lips to his. You and Brooklyn continue to make out as he pulls his sweatpants down. When you pull apart, you pull his sweatpants and boxers down completely. His erection springs free and you sit down between his legs. When you touch his knees with your hands, he takes a deep breath. You take his hard cock into your hands and start to stroke it up and down before you take it into your mouth. You stroke the part that doesn’t fit in your mouth as you start to give him a blowjob, licking his cock and moving your head up and down.

“Fuck! I need you!” Brooklyn groans and sits up. You quickly take off your underwear and throw him on the floor before he puts his hands on your waist. You put your legs on either side of his body and then lower yourself on his dick. A moan escapes your lips as he starts to thrusts in and out of you. You start to ride him in the same rhythm and Brooklyn puts his hands on your boobs squeezing the skin and making you moan loudly. You and Brooklyn start to moan loudly and you can’t hold yourself up any longer. You fall on his chest and his hands move down to your ass. He squeezes it as you rest your upper body on his. Brooklyn feels your boobs on his chest as you start to suck on his neck, giving him a hickey. He has his eyes shut and you shut yours when Brooklyn lifts up his hips and start to thrusts in and out of harder.

“Oh my god!” A sudden voice exclaims and you hear the door close. Your eyes snap open and quickly get off Brooklyn. He sits up and covers you with his bed sheet before standing up and pulling on his boxers.

“That-That was my mum.” He mumbles, his cheeks blushing bright red. You blush and cover yourself up with the bed sheet when you hear Victoria and David talking. David saw it too. Victoria AND David just caught you and Brooklyn having sex.

“It’s normal, Victoria. He’s a boy. We both knew that one day it would happen.” David says and it seems that it doesn’t hit him as much hard as it did his wife.

“Of course I knew that… but-but he’s my son.” She says.

“Victoria, it’s fine.” David calms his wife down and then you hear them walk away.

“I’m so sorry.” Brooklyn says and comes back into bed. He kneels on the bed next to you as you sit up.

“They saw us having sex, Brooklyn. They saw how-how I rode you.” Your point out the obvious.

“I… at least you rode me really good.” Brooklyn says and you can’t help it but laugh at his dumb comment.

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Requested~

Jaebum: *tries to tell you discreetly while the boys are around*

“Baby come here for a minute”

Originally posted by wuseokkie

Mark:

“Shit babe uh.. are those my pants?”

Originally posted by jacksonwings

Jackson: *takes his jacket off for you to tie around your waist*

“Here sweetie, wear this until we get home,”

Originally posted by got7jacksonwang

Junior:

“Wait there Jagi, I’ll get you another pair of my sweats okay?”

Originally posted by igot7-love

Youngjae:

“Honey, you gotta little something on your bum there”

Originally posted by markjin

BamBam: *notices the stain*

“Okay… I can take these shorts off if you need them? I don’t mind going pantsless,”

Originally posted by defsouljb

Yugyeom:

“Do we need to stop by a store and get you some things? I can run inside for you..”

Originally posted by krulemoon

Jealousy at the lake house (Nate Smut)

Y/N POV

Nate slams the door behind him, as he storms out of my apartment. I roll my eyes, at the stupid argument we just had. I think we just need a break from eachother. I was about to hop in the shower, right as my phone goes off from an incoming call.

I take my phone out of my pocket, as i read the contact as it pops up on my phone, “Sammy boy” Why the hell is sammy calling me. i answer it, “hello?”

“hey, y/n want to go to a party tonight? I know there is a fight going on between you and nate.” Sammy said in his raspy voice.

“I dont know, sammy..” I say.

“C'mon, it can get your mind off things. Nate probably won’t be there.” He begs to me.

“Probably is the key word there, Sam.” I say rolling my eyes, knowing Nate is sure as hell going to be there.

“Please, Y/N.” he begs more. “Fine, but if nate is there I am leaving.” I say in annoyance of his begging.

“yes! Okay, it starts in about an hour and a half and it is at my lake house. You know where that is right?” He says all joyful now that i said i would go.

“Yes, sam i know where that is. See you later, bye.” i say as i hang up the phone. I quickly sprint to my bathroom, and hop into the shower.

As I get out, i put on a Black string bikini on, and a pair of jean shorts and a tank top over it. I look back down at the time, as i see it is time to get going.

I throw my phone in my pocket, and then i grab my keys, and i drive to the party. You can hear the blasting hip hop styled music from miles away.

I arrive at the lake house, and i park my car next to Sammy’s. I step out of my car, and almost as soon as i step onto the porch, i feel two hands grip at my waist. I thought it was Nate.

I turned around in annoyance, expecting to see Nate’s face. But instead I see sammy.

I see the smile on his face, and i look at his lips and then back up to his eyes. I laugh trying to break the stares at eachother. And then he picks me up easily and throws me over his shoulder, and then runs to the lake.

He run on the dock and then sets me down and then slips off his slim fit t-shirt. and then jumps in. He swims back up the dock, where i was standing. i slide off my shorts, and then take off my tank top to reveal my swim suit.

I then jump into the warm water. Sammy swam up to me and then he moved the hair that was in my face. “There now i can see your beautiful face.” I smiled at him, and then he began to lean his head closer to mine.

He carressed my cheek with his hand, and then I was ready for him to lean in and kiss me, and then I hear, “What the hell Sammy?” I recognized the voice, and you could see the anger in his voice.

I looked over to see Nate, his sad,  yet angry face. I quickly got out of sammy’s grip, and then swam up to the dock where nate was standing.

He stormed off in anger. I jumped up and then quickly slipped on my clothes that were now turning wet from the water that was on my body.

“nate, wait!!” I scream. he stops, he doesn’t turn around. He just stops. I catch up and then i put my hand on his shoulder, and then he grabs my hand off of his shoulder and then pulls me into Sammy’s house, and then brings me upstairs to what looked like a empty room.

He then pushes me in the room, and then he shuts the door forcefully. “I want to hear you scream my name so everyone in this house, can hear you.” He mumbles as he pushes me against the wall. and then smashes his lips against mine.

Our lips move in sync, as he lowers his hands to my thighs, and then mumbles jump, and then i jump, with my legs around his waist. Not breaking our making out. He walks me over to the bed as he lays my back onto the bed.

He glides his hands up my legs, and then tugs at the bottom of my shorts, pulling them off with ease. He then slides off his shorts quickly, along with his boxers to reveal his large bulge.

he then places his hand on my heat, and then he mumbles under his breath, “you are so fucking wet.” i smirk at him, and then he slides off my under wear. And then he spreads one of my legs up, and then all i feel is him slam inside of me.

I gasp in pleasure as he grunts as he quickens his pace almost instantly, not letting me get used to him. I begin the become a moaning mess, “Na-atee.” i moan out but not paticurlaly loud.

“Louder.” he grunts. “Natee.” I moan louder, as i see a smile grows across his face, he begins to slam into me harder and harder, never stopping.

“NATE MALOLEY..” I moan out as i grip the white sheets that were neat before we came in here. I throw my head back as I basically yell out curse words that instantly came to mind.

I feel my body reach its high, my thighs tense up, as my eyes squeeze shut. He is still at his pace, sweat dripping off of his forehead. I bite down on my lower lip, as i feel myself release on him.

“NATTEE.” i moan out one last time, before he rides out the orgasm we were both having. And then he throws his body to the side of me, where we were both catching our breath.

“You are all mine.” He says wrapping his arms around me, and then pulls my naked body close to his. “I love you, Nate.” I say.

Authors Note- Hope you all liked it <3 inbox me what you thought, and like/reblog if you liked it, and thank you guys for 2.6k <33

Don’t leave
me
a
lone

I mean
of course
physically
Don’t walk out that door
I can’t stand my own company
I don’t know what to do
with my hands
and my skin feels
like I accidentally took the wrong one
when I was born

But also…
intellectually
I need your mind
snugly wrapped around mine
so that I don’t feel…
crazy
like my synapses are firing
too fast
too fast
and they are going to
crash

Please, my love
don’t take yourself away
from me
Don’t leave

I mean
obviously
emotionally
Don’t slip your hand from mine
I need your touch
I need to see in your eyes
that you know me
you know who I am
that you see the things
I hide from the world

But also…
spiritually
I need you
tethering me
without you
I will float off
into the atmosphere
I don’t think I exist
without you
holding me
together

So, my life , my love
don’t leave
me
like this

— 

Max Mundan, Don’t Leave

© David Rutter 2014

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