and there's a split second of wait what

the worst kind of cultural differences are polite kissing differences…. they make everything awkward… 

when you kiss with one cheek but they’re european so they go for the double kiss and you leave them hanging awkwardly… when they’re from somewhere that does three kisses and it’S FUCKING WEIRD WHY THREE, when they’re from somewhere in i think northern south america? where they actually put their lips on your cheek and you’re left feeling gross like why did u do that that’s wet and disgusting… when they’re from somewhere where they don’t kiss at all and you go for it and they kinda jump back and it’s awkward af….the worst…

anonymous asked:

Dude you know what I love best from your videos with both of you guys in them? Is when ducky cuts you off mid sentence and there's a split second of "oh this bitch just cut me off"(like super split second) that immediately turns into "wait I love her ima wait for her to finish so I can either call her out even more or let her win this one" and idk man it's just so sweet the way you pause. Anyways i love your videos

lmao this is accurate