My party, Chaotic Good Tiefling Twins (Bard & Sorceress), a Chaotic Good Dwarf Cleric, a Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc Barbarian, a Lawful Evil Human Paladin and my Lawful Evil Yuan-Ti Warlock. We had to get past a boy into the house he was guarding , he was like 10 years old so the party was adverse to killing him if they could help it.
Me: I got this, I cast “Sleep”. DM: OK, how are you gonna cast it Me: I start singing “Trust in Me” from the Jungle Book in a hissing snake voice DM: The boy unknowingly starts to sway to the sound of your voice, eventually his eyes roll up in his head and he drifts into a sound sleep. Tiefling Bard (Ooc): Why’d you sing? I thought you were a Warlock? Cleric (Ooc): He is, he’s just creepy.
They left me to keep watch while they checked inside for what we were looking for. They came to find I had eaten the boy, Anaconda style.
Cleric: What the fuck dude!? Me: In my defense, you left an unconscious child, unsupervised, with an evil snake man. Cleric: OK, yeah that one’s on me.