When my mother had me, she dreamed about golden rain. Wherever the rain goes, the rain turns into gold. I could not do anything. I met you in the golden time. I find myself starting to shine. At first I was gold. I looked around, after a while everything around me turned into gold. I don’t want to lose this priceless light.
TAEHYUNG ━ ❝ It’s not a big deal ❞
It’s not a big deal.
Seokjin. Don’t be sad when you make a mistake while dancing, it’s not a big deal. You just don’t have to make the same mistake. Cheer up, cheer up.
Namjoon, Don’t panic after blowing a kiss, it’s not a big deal. Your blowing a kiss makes a lot of armys’ hearts flutter Pound, pound.
Yoongi, you want to be a stone in your next life, don’t worry, it’s not a big deal. I’ll bring you to a lot of beautiful places. Stone, stone.
Hoseok, you give us a scary look when we make a mistake on stage. Don’t do that,
it’s not a big deal. A slip of wise man, everybody makes mistakes, understand it with a warm smile. Bbooing, bbooing.
Jimin, because of a diet and singing out of tune or making a mistake on stage, don’t be stressed out, it’s not a big deal. No matter what you do on a stage, it won’t change the fact that you’re the coolest performer I’ve ever seen. Gasp, gasp.
Jungkook, stop exercising to tease us more, it’s not a big deal. The more you act cute, the cuter you look. You’re not cute anymore. Coochie coochie coo.
JIMIN ━ ❝ To be together ❞
To be together is very hard. To meet a stranger, to meet different people, I come to think if I make a mistake or what is wrong with that person. To be together is so hard. But without them I feel empty. When I’m happy, sad or want to be comforted, they came to my mind, to my surprise. Those who were with me are with me now as “us” which I feel so grateful for. We became to share small things. I hope they stay healthy. Again today, we are together as night sets in. I think that is what being together is like.
NAMJOON ━ ❝ I Giyeok ❞
I remember. Taehyung’s half buzz cut, Jungkook’s bambi eyes and stone wash skinny jeans, Hoseok’s gray padded jacket, Yoongi’s blue sweatpants, when Seokjin wasn’t into dad jokes, Jimin’s chubby body. I remember. Our Han River. Our bikes. Our Gxxx V necks. Our Gxxx V chino shorts. Our showcase. Our bulgogi. Our chairs in the waiting room, and our blood, sweat and tears. All those memories are in the corner of the drawer in my head. All those memories are like “Giyeok”, the 1st Korean alphabet consonant, my precious first. So again today I “Giyeok” memories.
HOSEOK ━ ❝ Seed (Mr.) ❞
Mr. Jungkook and
Mr. Hoseok. These seeds became beautiful flowers. They bring beauty to someone, they bring joy to someone, they bring the scent of memories to someone.
Mr. Namjoon, Mr. Seokjin, Mr. Yoongi, Mr. Jimin, Mr. Taehyung, Mr. Jungkook and Mr. Hoseok. Bloom like a rose
~ Flutter like a cherry blossom ~ Fall like a morning glory ~ Just like that beautiful moment
Let’s stick together, I love you.
YOONGI ━ ❝ What a relief ❞
It’s already been 5 years since we debuted. Just the boys with many dreams. We had nothing but we have many things now. We were only dreaming, but we became a dream of someone. Life is full of choices and regrets. I’m scared and so are we. We dreamed about flying high up in the sky, but it’s too high and cold. It’s hard to catch our breath. The brither the light on us, the darker the shadow. What a relief that we have seven members, what a relief we have each other.
SEOKJIN ━ ❝ Run BTS! ❞
We worked around the clock. Run BTS! and BTS alike. Everything in the world gets tired, I want to hope that this is not the moment. I wanted to go with the flow, but I realize I’m a man who lives fiercely. We have become a family. We were always happy and we achieved anything we want together. But we can’t go against nature. Looking at myself growing older, I look back on our dance. I’m so tired. Mr.Seongdeuk, so many dance moves are too difficult. I trust you. Namjoon, let’s go for it.
*writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
*witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
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same fanfic writer:
*writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
My boyfriend told me over text that he didn't know the Minotaur story
I... I don't even know the story that well babe, I can't even say xD
Poseidon gives a bull to King Minos, the best and shiniest bull you ever saw, and he's like "You can have this, but only if you promise to sacrifice it to me later" and Minos is like "Sure yeah okay man whatever" so Poseidon sends this bestest bull ever galloping up out of the salty sea spray, and everyone standing around is like "Hot fuck look at that bull" And Minos agrees, and he likes the bull SO much he decides to just quietly sort of...keep it. And he does kill a bull for Poseidon but it's one of his own, lame normal bulls, and Poseidon's no pushover so of course he notices.
Poseidon is also notoriously easily angered, and he's royal pissed about this, so he comes up with one of the most devious punishments ever, and he infects Minos' wife Pasiphae with a desperate, DESPERATE thirst for the bull. Like she can think of nothing but getting some of that hot Bull D.
But it's hard to convince a bull, especially a divinely spawned bull, to fuck you if you are in fact not a cow but a human queen, so she comes up with a plan
I thought some god comes down in bull form and fucks her??
Ohh, no no no, that's the much much more tame story of Europa, who has sex with Zeus in bull form. This is different
She goes to the best inventor she knows, Daedalus, and she's like "I need this bull to fuck me I NEED IT" and Daedalus is like "That's really weird maybe you should talk to someone" and she's like "I am talking to you and I am your queen so you better fucking make this happen for me I am going to peel my own skin off if I don't get some bull dick ASAP. But he doesn't want me because I am not fat, four-legged, and mooing."
Oh..... oh no.
So Daedalus shrugs, probably shudders a little, and builds the prettiest, most fuckable wooden cow a bull ever saw, but he makes it hollow, presumably with some openings in some awkward places.
OH GOD. NO.
So Pasiphae puts this monstrosity in the field with the bull, climbs in it, and waits. And Daedalus really is a skilled inventor, and he apparently knows what a bull likes, because Pasiphae finally gets the hot bull loving she's been dreaming of
I........ I need an aspirin. That is disgusting.
Only she apparently hasn't been tracking her cycles, because she gets pregnant, and births the minotaur and King Minos is like "What the fuck?" and Pasiphae is like "Honey I need to tell you something"
“I have had the privilege of meeting so many young girls that have visited set this season and I’m always blown away by their faces when they see the cape and the ’S’ and the whole costume and just how excited they are to be there. That is really moving and I always kind of… have to go to my trailer and cry a little bit.” [x]
Part of me is like “Jean Valjean is the main character of Les Miserables and that’s very important and maybe the miniseries will remind people of that” and part of me is like “listen. I literally only care about Les Amis and would watch six hours just of Enjolras and Grantaire sitting in the same room doing nothing” so I’m a little conflicted