and i love 707 so how could i not make a meme

What she says: “I’m fine”

What she’s thinking: Honestly don’t bash cheritz for charging 300 hourglasses for V’s route (forcing you to pay for hourglasses) they try their best and do everything for their consumers like you don’t even know this type of unpaid play is legit unheard of in otome games and they offer totally plausible ways of getting hourglasses for the people who can’t pay and they gave us so many extra hourglasses with each update like I could totally get 300 without having to pay I’m just impatient and they also run ZERO ADS like they’re a miracle and a blessing, besides being one of the most revolutionary and intriguing ‘otome’ games in the history of 'dating sims’ they also are so personal with their audience and put so much work into everything they invented an entire new route just because everyone was begging for it and the voice actors put in LITERAL HOURS OF DIALOUGE and they make the entire app accessible for EVERYONE which no other otome game has ever done they ALWAYS make you pay but not mystic messenger like can you even believe it?? They put so much quality into their work but how are they even making money? The real cheap ones are us the consumers because we can’t believe we have to pay $.99 to unlock one route when most games would force you to pay upwards of $20 to experience the game. They have done so much I love them and they love us

anonymous asked:

Request! How would the RFA react to an MC that looks delicate innocent and all that, but then shES A TOTAL MEMESTER *dabs* AND SWEARS LIKE A SAILOR 24/7

lololol this is so me except I’m neither delicate nor innocent looking I’m just abnormally quiet but I will swear just to put emphasis on other swear words ok

also pretend that in the chats, MC acts ‘normally’ I guess, since she wanted to make a good impression. But now that she’s gotten more comfortable with the RFA, it’s time to let loose. 

also also sorry not sorry for my cringey memeing

also also also (really, actually sorry) I think swearing like a sailor and knowing good insults are part of the same package so…tah


YOOᔕᑌᑎG:

  • AW BABY
  • at first, he thinks you’re an actual angel
  • you’re sweet, and pure, and so incredibly precious, you’re probably the most gent-
  • “Ay it’s my bitch- I mean boy, Yoosung!”
  • Did she…did she just call me her bitch?
  • not that he really minds though whoops 
  • This boy is s hOOK
  • When he grew up, he was the kid that thought “heck” was a terrible word
  • and now the love of his life just said the big ‘b’ word/?//???
  • MC the boy will cry actually he’s kinda scared that his mom is going to jump out from beneath a table holding a bible
  • Without realizing it, he’ll cover your mouth with his hand to ‘prevent’ you from saying any other bad words
  • then he realizes what he’s done and just sort of goes ah I hate myself
  • proceeds to curl up into a ball of solid misery
  • you: ಠ_ಠ
  • telling him memes just freaks him the fuck out because who is this person????
  • Yoosung hates surprises tbh
  • He calms down a bit once you revert to your chat room self, but this is only to lessen the blow, and you’ll gradually release your own beast all in due time
  • he’s fine with memes, not fine with swearing
  • but seriously when you guys live together he has a heart attack every time you stub your toe because you just yell profanities at the top of your lungs
  • “HOLY JESUS SWEET MOTHERFUCKER ” 
  • “o h  f O R THE LOVE OF SATAN’S FIERY BALLSACK10/10 for creativity
  • your neighbors are like uhm is she ok I don’t think she’s ok
  • meanwhile Yoosung is sobbing on the floor
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ᘔEᑎ:

  • Actually with Zen, it’s a little while before you openly started to swear and meme-out in front of him, since you are a bit afraid of his fans’ reactions
  • But at some point, Zen is acting with a really shitty excuse of a human being
  • This guy has some sort of god-complex (also he wears khaki pants and keeps screaming about death and ruling the world) which just makes you want him in his pretty face
  • As they wrap up a scene, he begins to complain about everything that went ‘wrong’, and proceeds to storm away after his tantrum
  • He shoves people out of the way, and Zen tugs you to the side before the shit kid can touch you
  • But you can’t keep your cool, and just-
  • “Woah excUSE me, fucking douche canoe coming through.”
  • You feel Zen’s fingers just freeze around your arm
  • Did those words really come out of your sweet little mouth? 
  • Starts to wonder how else your mouth can amaze him *wink wonk* jfc this kinky piece of shit is too much for me
  • Basically after that incident, you don’t hold back anymore
  • Although Zen doesn’t get used to it for a while after-all your words and appearance are so completely different, he secretly loves it when you swear
  • Especially when you mention body parts 
  • Specifically when you mention his body parts
  • He thinks he could handle any other surprise you throw at him
  • You prove him wrong during an RFA get-together one day, where you all go to visit Jaehee’s cafe together since she just began to sell new things I like to believe they have their happy endings no matter what route you choose see sometimes I can be optimistic
  • You buy one of the fresh baguettes, eye it for a moment, then your tongue darts out and-
  • “Babe, just what are you doing?” you hear Zen’s concerned voice
  • Everyone is looking at you
  • Meekly, you reply “I lik the bred.”
  • Seven doubles up in laughter, since he’s basically the only one who gets it this nerd
  • Zen thinks you’re ill
  • You have to explain to him that it’s from a meme, and horror dawns on his face
  • “I’m dating a female version of Seven.”
  • But it’s fine, he loves you anyways, and insists you teach him about the world of memes so he can try to understand your references
  • Though it’s like teaching the average mom how to use a computer
  • No matter how many times you explain, he just doesn’t get it


ᒍᗩEᕼEE:

  • Ok first off lemme just say rip Baehee
  • When she sees you for the first time, she is glad to see how sweet you look; your tender smile and innocent eyes wash away her stress and fatigue
  • That is, until you promptly grab her hand and say, “Damn, I’ve really hooked myself one bitchin’ fine-ass lady.”
  • Excuse me w h a t???????
  • Jaehee is physically unable to process what you just said
  • MC is that really you?!?!?!
  • “Jumin can really be a such dickhead sometimes. I’ve always wanted to say that to you,” you continue, scratching your head.
  • good job MC you just done gone and b r o k e the bae
  • How can someone so innocent-looking have such a foul vocabulary?
  • She thought the swearing was shocking enough
  • But boy was she not prepared for the memes
  • As soon as you two spot Seven, you just proceed to dab the fuck out and narrowly miss hitting Jaehee square in the face with your hand
  • oh no, she thinks
  • Seven reaches into his pocket and pulls out a few HB chips
  • seems like Dat Boi stashed a bag in big suit
  • “Bröther may i have some öats?” you say
  • on nO, she thinks again
  • “Sorry bröther, I’ve already begun eating the öats.”
  • “I have very few öats bröther, I must procure yours.”
  • Oh NO JUST WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR??
  • Jaehee promptly collapses from the shock and let’s just say that it takes a while for her to recover 
  • She has you limit your swearing to when you’re alone together, if at all possible
  • But she cannot hold back your occasional meme streams while working at the coffee shop


ᒍᑌᗰIᑎ:

  • When Jumin first hears you swearing, a puzzled look flashes across his face, but there’s no grand reaction
  • He just accepts it as part of who you are, and thinks it’s an interesting part of ‘commoner language’
  • There’s a business meeting with some dudes whom you despise, mostly because of their lewd comments directed towards you, which Jumin merely brushes away
  • You walk up to your babe during a break
  • “That guy is an absolute fucking asshole, it’s a pity that you have to do business with such an obnoxious smelly ballsack.”
  • “Um princess he’s still here.”
  • said obnoxious smelly ballsack is fuming, starts cussing right back at you
  • You summon up all your hate for him and hiss “Cash me outside, howbow dah?”
  • Everyone in the room: ?????????
  • “MC what language was that just now?”
  • “The language of memes.”
  • *asks Seven what this language is*
  • “Can you please teach me how to speak it?”
  • Jumin’s very first meme, hear me out, is not about his gayness
  • It’s the heavy breathing cat
  • and oh my god does he spam it
  • So much that Zen just basically stops taking part in any chat that involves Jumin
  • The Memeing Ways Part 2: How to Keep a Meme Relevant by Saeyoung Choi
  • and actually, surprisingly enough, Jumin also becomes a memer
  • also becomes a meme himself


ᔕᗩEYOᑌᑎG:

  • Apart from the mutual memeing in the chats, Seven considered you to be more of a demure, down-to-fuck earth kind of girl, and this idea was only strengthened when he saw your sweet looking face
  • As soon as you spot the tomato in the crowd at the RFA party, you dart over to his side and say
  • “Well just fucking bend me over sideways and fuck me twice there are so many people?!”
  • Seven blinks at you
  • A slow grin spreads across his face as he realizes o h he’s been deceived
  • *pretends to be shot in the chest*
  • “Hmmmmmm watcha saayyy,” you sing, slowly backing away
  • Seven is gonna die he loves you so much???? like what she’s also into memes????
  • Adores your cussing, and y’all nerds start to make up your own insults, even if they really don’t make any sense to other people
  • His personal favorites are “white crayola” and “factory edition Vanderwood″
  • You guys order your very own none pizza with left beef, but it tastes to bad
  • #firstworldproblems
  • You start making memes of each other
  • MEMES ALL DAY EVERY DAY
  • NEED I REALLY SAY MORE? ? ???

anonymous asked:

It sounds super angsty, but if you haven't already written it, maybe an unrequited, one-sided love thing between the RFA guys and MC?

I’ve been really busy lately, sorry :C 

Warning: Angst/Heartbreak

–R.I.

Click for: [Part 2]

Click for: [Jaehee]


Yoosung

He was so welcoming, warmly including you in everything

He would text you all the time, venting his frustrations about LOLOL—he trusted you out of all the RFA, after all

Soon, it turned into calls, where he happily chatted away to you as he gamed

“Pffft hahaha, you’re so funny, MC!! You always make my gaming nights better…” his enthusiastic response made your heart race. “I love talking to you, MC.”

You took pride in that.

He became more and more special to you, and it warmed your heart every time you talked to him. You wanted to learn more about him.

He always took interest in what you said, and listened attentively even to your pointless, frustrated rants. He sincerely responded to your concerns, and often brought up inside jokes in the chat room, forming a barrier between the two of you and everyone else.

A special little world that nobody else could enter.

“I can’t wait to meet you,” he shyly told you. It was finally the day before the RFA party. Your heart beat quickly, warm fuzziness bubbling in your chest.

“Yoosung… I have something to tell you tomorrow,” you decided, blushing as you told him. He was the one who made you feel happy…the one who cracked jokes and made you laugh on your gloomiest days… the one who listened to all your troubles. He hummed softly, murmuring, “Okay. There’s something I’ve also been meaning to tell you, too. I’m worried if I’ll be rejected but… I can’t hold back anymore.”

That night, you couldn’t sleep from pure anticipating of the next day. You woke up early to make yourself look as pretty as possible for Yoosung. First impressions were important, after all.

Upon arriving at the party hall, you immediately recognized him—you were in love with him, after all. You called out to him happily, and he rushed over with a big smile on his face, but it almost immediately turned into a frown as he reached you.

“You’re Yoosung, right?! I’m MC!” you exclaimed, beaming happily.

“I see. You look… different than I thought you would,” he murmured, a distant look in his eyes as he avoided your gaze. “I thought you’d maybe have like, blonde hair and green eyes, or something.”

Your heart caught in your throat as soon as the words left his mouth. Rika. He’d expected you to look like Rika. Biting back tears, you forced a giggle, as if he’d just said something funny.

“So, what did you want to tell me?” he sighed, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t really have time to talk, so can you make it quick?”

Yoosung seemed so annoyed and irritated by your mere presence, guiltlessly expressing it in his words, tone and body language. It was a complete turnaround from the sweet boy you had known for the last few weeks. Correction: the sweet boy you thought you had known.

“Nothing important,” you muttered, clenching your fists as tears spilled from your eyes. “I was in love with you. I am in love with you. And I guess I know now that you’ll never feel the same.”

He stared back expressionlessly at you. “Love? I’m sorry, but it’s impossible for me to ever like you back. You’re really far off from my type,” he laughed as if it was a joke.

You couldn’t figure out what the hell was so funny. He was laughing at the way you had felt for him for months. He was laughing at the feelings you had cherished. He was laughing at you.

And it only smashed what remained of your heart to smithereens.

He was never in love with you.

Zen

From the moment you first met him, he’d been flirty and welcoming to you. He was always protective of you in the chatrooms, and he called you often to check up on you, asking things like:

“MC, have you eaten today? I hope you’re taking care of yourself properly, I’ll get worried, you know…”

“Hey… Can you see the moon from where you are? When you look at the moon at night, I want you to think of me… watching over you like your very own guardian angel. If you ever need anything, you know that I’m here right?”

“Do I need to beat up Jumin for you?! He was being way too insensitive just now!”

Naturally, you felt gravitated to Zen. He made you feel so… secure. He was always offering to help you, talking with you late at night, comforting you when you were sad… He made you feel so damn special. He sure didn’t treat Jaehee like this, and you took quiet, guilty pride in that.

A week after you realized that you had fallen in love with him—his caring personality, his deep thoughts, his laugh, his passion for acting… his everything—he asked you out on a date.

You almost screamed into your pillow from excitement. Did he like you back?! Could Zen possibly return your feelings?

You waited for him in the cafe, your eyes anxiously searching for his figure. You had taken 3 hours to braid your own hair (with great difficulty), and chose the perfect outfit to meet with him for the date. You waited 2 hours for him, sitting all alone. But he never came.

You dialled his phone number, wondering if he was stuck in traffic or late from rehearsals. He picked up on the second tone, drunkenly answering, “Mmn… hello, who’s this?”

“Um, Zen? It’s me, MC… did something happen? I’m still waiting…”

He howled in laughter, sounding like he was really enjoying himself. “You’re still waiting?! What the fuck, woman, what makes you think you’re anything special to me? I was only betting with my friend that I could make you fall for me. I can’t believe you fell for it so easily.”

He continued to laugh, finding it absolutely hilarious that you believed his nice guy act. He had purposely stood you up. Rather, he never intended to come in the first place.

His words were like a slap to your face. It was obvious now.

Zen didn’t care about you at all.

You stayed quiet, not wanting to give him the satisfaction of knowing that you were actually crying right now.

You had wasted so much time on him. All because you liked him, and because you thought he could even possibly like you back.

“Helloooo? Are you still there?” he hiccupped.

You couldn’t answer, holding back your sobs.

“Oh right, anyway, thanks for helping me win the bet. Haha, byeee!”

“Yeah. No problem. Anything for you, Zen,” you weakly replied, sarcasm hidden in your undertone.

But it was true. You would have done anything for him. He’d just never do the same for you.

Jumin

From the start, you’d been attracted to his unique sense of humour, awkward personality, and passion for cats. Not to mention, he was pretty fucking rich.

Although you weren’t after him for the money, you had to admit, it was part of what interested you at first. Emphasis on “at first.”

After spending evenings at fancy dinners with him, long nights drinking in bars after work hours, and occasionally messaging each other every day possible… you realized how much more there was to Jumin than you’d originally thought.

Although he seemed carefree and pushed all the tasks to Jaehee, he actually drowned himself in work for hours as well. When you spent time together, he would always be jotting down notes and reading printed documents as he conversed with you—he was probably used to it from discussing business deals all the time.

Not to mention, he was very attached to his cat because he didn’t have the time nor opportunity to interact with anyone that wasn’t trying to conduct business with him. You could feel your own heart hurt for him, realizing how lonely he must be.

Not to mention the fact that there were many young men (such as Zen,) who thought of Jumin as a rich snob, and was against the idea of being friendly. You could only imagine how rejected Jumin must feel, despite acting nonchalant every time.

Your heart and mind was consumed with thoughts of Jumin, of how he felt, of how he was suffering… You yearned to know him better, and you found yourself being more eager than ever in your conversations and nights out together.

One night, you finally brought up the courage to bring up the topic of himself. Excited to share your opinion, you said, “You know, I completely understand that you must feel lonely and all, even though you never mention it! It must suck that nobody understands you… You’re always working so hard, and nobody ever acknowledges it, but I know that-“

He paused mid-sip from his wine, then slowly put the glass down. “MC.” His voice was cold, stern and almost tired. “Why are you saying this?”

You blushed. “Well… I mean… I guess I’ve fallen in love with you,” you whispered, looking shyly into your lap. “I’ve learned so much about you over all this time, and-“

He scoffs, eyes hardening into a glare. “MC… Do you really believe that you know me?” he asks, shaking his head in disbelief. “Everything that you just said… is it not simply your idea of me? You’re not in love with me, MC. You’re in love with the ideal version of me that you’ve created in your own head. Could you be any more delusional and hypocritical when you say that no one understands me? You don’t know me either, MC. Don’t fool yourself otherwise.”

You return his glare with a pleading gaze. “That’s not it, Jumin! I really do understand! I’m not assuming, but it’s just what I’ve realized after spending so much time with you-“

Again, he cut you off. He seemed to be doing that a lot today.

“I only spent time with you to ensure that you would remain subservient to the RFA. Our meetings were like business to me, MC.”

He stood up, turning to leave you alone at the table. A lone $100 bill was all that sat with you.

Seven

This kid was absolutely hilarious! He took on such a cheerful persona in the chatrooms, cracking jokes at random and spamming memes everywhere. But he really did make you laugh.

On days when you felt gloomy, tired of every little thing that was happening in your life, and overall upset, Seven managed to cheer you up, sending you cute texts. They ranged from, “Your Defender of Justice, SEVEN OH SEVEN, will protect your happiness!!” to pictures of his own cosplay, where he attempted (attempted.) to look seductive.

He quickly gained a special place in your heart. Not everyone managed to cheer you up just like that.

One day after the RFA party, Seven invited everyone to the zoo. During the trip, you kept trying to get closer to him, standing near him as you pretended to be awed by the penguins… ‘accidentally’ bumping into him… lying that you didn’t have money to buy a drink and asking to share…

(Although, FYI, that last one didn’t work. Why? Well, the trust fund kid was there, duh.)

Seven drove you and Yoosung home, considering Zen took his motorcycle, and Jaehee tagged along with Jumin to return to the office. After Yoosung left, you were nervous to be alone with the man that you’d grown feelings for.

Almost as if reading your mind, Seven broke the silence, “MC. I’m not suggesting that this is possible, but if you think that you have any sort of feelings for me, please forget it. I… will never fall in love.”

You stared at him quietly, unsure what to say. You hadn’t been TOO obvious in expressing your feelings… you’d really as subtle as subtle could get!

Instead, you opted for, “I don’t get what you’re talking about?”

He glanced at you from the side before turning his eyes back to the road. “You can ignore what I’m saying if you haven’t had any weird thoughts about us being anything more than friends. But otherwise, just be aware that I’ll never fall in love with anyone okay? This isn’t some crappy fairytale. It’s real life, and you’re not going to waltz into my life and change it.”

You nodded slowly, avoiding looking in his direction. “Uhm, yeah…” you awkwardly responded, voice barely above a whisper.

What the hell were you supposed to say? You’d been rejected before you even had the chance to confess. Haha. Ahaha.

The tears welled up in your eyes before you knew it. But you couldn’t let him see. At the very least, you wouldn’t let him know how his words had affected you. You wouldn’t let him know that you actually had fallen in love with him, that his warning came too late.

You wouldn’t allow yourself to ruin the friendship between you two. Seven was too important to you.

You dashed out of his car as soon as he pulled over on your street, not even daring to say goodbye.

PART 2: [Here]

hereafter [saeyoung choi/707]

hello! so, here’s my first mystic messenger fanfiction! it’s been a year since i wrote an actual fanfiction, so i hope i’m not too rusty. also, i wanted to write for mysme back in october, but i lacked the time so hAHA here *throws fic at your feet* please accept this orz. ALSO, i might continue this as a series, if people like this one! it would basically be 707 actually using doing those actions and date ideas that he got from movies. we’ll see. if you have any requests, feel free to send them my way! i don’t own the characters; saeyoung was created by the cheritz team, and you own yourself ;) i hope you enjoy!


pairing: saeyoung choi x mc / 707 x mc

type: fluff (super high school level fluff)

point of view: second person / mc

summary: an early leave from work allows you to discover saeyoung’s rough plans for future romantic escapades. based on a headcanon of mine that saeyoung is actually a cheesy yet awkward romantic, so he is fond of googling romantic movies and romantic actions and makes notes of the techniques he likes. for the future, of course. ;)

word count: 2230

listen: Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You by Arctic Monkeys


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Yoosung:
* it was your first date that he fell in love with your laugh
* You two were walking in the park
* There was a little snow covering the ground from the now passed winter
* Yoosung smiled and talked with you while you held hands
* His blush was as red as your infinity scarf
* The side walk fit you two perfectly
* But it was a little slick
* You had chuckled earlier but!
* It wasn’t until you both stepped on a patch of ice and fell onto each other and the sidewalk that you really laughed
* “O-oh! Mc I’m sorry I didn’t- are you laughing?”
* You couldn’t help it, his hair clips had half fallen out, your scarf was caught on his jacket zipper, and he looked so flustered and cute
* So there you were, half laying on top of him on an icy sidewalk, crying laughing
* It takes a moment before he starts cracking up laughing too
* He can’t stop himself from giving you a hug while you laugh
* He thinks your laugh is infectious and perfect

Zen:
- You were sitting on the couch together watching Mulan cause why not??
- During the movie his phone kept buzzing
- Somehow, his number was tweeted out and he was getting so many texts and calls from everyone
- At first it was a little surprising
- BZZZT BZZZT
- “Zen you got a text”
- “I don’t know this number mc..”
- BZZZT BZZT BZZZT BZZT BZZZT
- “Pfft who keeps texting you?”
- BZZT BZZZT BZZZT
- “Oh my gosh I don’t know?! I KEEP GETTING NUDES FROM RANDOM NUMBERS”
- Then the movie was sounding
- ~LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS~
- “…. wait what”
- “ SOMEONE TWEETED MY NUMBER”
- BZZT BZZZT BZZT BZZT
- ~TO DEFEAT~
- At this point you were starting to hold your laugh
- BZZT BZZT
- “MC I KEEP GETTING DICK PICS!!”
- ~THE HUNS~
- You started with a giggle then moved to a belly laugh
- To him, the phone buzzing and the movie sounding was zoned out as he focused on your laugh
- He felt his heart swell and he smiled lovingly at you
- He thinks your laugh is beautiful

Jahee:
* You were sitting checking your phone while she was answering emails
* Her laptop dings with another notification
* “Mc I got this strange email.. can you check this.”
* “What is it Jahee?”
* “It’s a CGI frog?? Riding a unicycle I believe”
* You grinned like an idiot while you walked over to her laptop
* “Ah it’s just dat boi Jahee”
* “What boy?”
* “That’s the frogs name.”
* She looked at it for a moment
* “Is it an internet me-me”
* Once she said meme wrong you lost it
* You doubled over in laughter and laid breathless
* She laughed at your adorable laugh and helped you up
* “I know it’s meme Mc, I hear you and seven talk about them. I’m glad to hear your laugh though.”
* She placed a kiss on your cheek as you wiped a tear from your eye
* She thinks your laugh is unique

Jumin:
- We all know he’s got a little bit of a strange sense of humor
- But you love him anyway
- He heard your laugh while at the penthouse
- You two and the cat were all in the kitchen
- He was making pancakes for breakfast
- Good good man
- You feel your phone start to buzz and your ringtone turns on
- “It’s zen” you say as you put it on silent and stick it back in your pocket
- He chuckles a little at that
- He turned from the stove and looked at you stone faced
- “Oh hello I’m zen. Do you like my pony tail? Am I not too beautiful? *sigh* Jumin you need to stop being smart. Mc I’ll save you. God cursed me with these looks so I’m gonna complain to everyone in the chat.”
- You start cracking up laughing
- He smiles and chuckles at you
- Jumin walks up and wraps his arms around you contented
- “Mc, I can’t believe I have an angel with me.”
- You laugh and snort a little as he places a kiss on your head
- He thinks your laugh is angelic

707:
* this boi is the joke king!!!
* How could you not laugh all the time with him???
* He’s heard you laugh a little over the phone and seen you on the camera, but never together
* He first experiences it when you two shared the apartment
* He was ignoring you so you went to the kitchen to get snacks
* But since you were lonely
* You were talking to yourself
* It started out quiet
* But because you are so extra
* You were talking to yourself louder
* He hears you speak “O hahah you think you’ll conquer the world”
* He pulls his head phones down and assumes your speaking to him
* “Mc I told you to let me- what?”
* When he turned around he didn’t see you
* So who are you talking to????
* He quickly and quietly walks to where your speaking is coming from.
* When he peeks inside the kitchen, he sees you talking and interacting with yourself
* You pick up a butter knife and point it at an imaginary villain
* “Knife to meat you, im-pasta. You’re not going to have a gouda time! Pfft c-cause *snort* I play C.O.D!!”
* You start laughing at your own stupid puns
* You fall onto the ground laughing and saying more puns
* “I’ve got a beef with you, spaghetti outta here you veal-ain”
* At this point saeyoung is holding his hands over his mouth while hidden in the door way
* You’re too cute
* He thinks your laugh needs to be protected

anonymous asked:

Could I request an imagine where the RFA+V+Saeran are jealous of MC. Like they see someone flirting with her or see her treating someone with care and they just get really jealous?

okay this got way too long so i’m gonna put the rest under a cut after yoosung’s LOL i wrote freaking novels oh my god

Yoosung:

  • he actually gets jealous really easily
  • never forget yandere yoosung
  • you visited him on campus once and a lot of his classmates got lowkey crushes on you
  • some had highkey crushes and worked up the courage to go talk to you they moved in packs cause they were nervous
  • “hey there, are you an incoming transfer student? ;)”
  • “ah, no… i’m looking for kim yoosung?”
  • their eyes went wide before they burst into smiles
  • “oooooh, so this is our yoosung’s infamous girlfriend? we almost couldn’t believe it. i swear, he never stops talking about you”
  • in the distance, you swear you heard feet stomping before yoosung practically threw himself between you and his classmates
  • noooo!!! she’s mine, my girlfriend!!”
  • you and them are all laughing as he shoos them away before leading you towards the entrance
  • then he starts apologizing a billion times 
  • “i’m sorry, did they make you uncomfortable? they’re good guys, though. really!” 
  • “no, they seemed friendly… do you really talk about me that much at school?”
  • he goes red in the face and starts stammering like a madman
  • “n-no, i mean… yes, but it’s all… i like talking about you! but if you don’t like it, i’ll stop!!”
  • you laugh and say it’s fine, you think it’s cute, and he starts blushing even more
  • turns out it’s lunch break so he offers to show you around the school
  • although he holds your hand the entire time and doesn’t let go
  • if an oblivious male student tries to make conversation, you can literally feel him bristling like a little porcupine next to him
  • you think it’s cute though, lowkey

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I added V and Saeran to this as well!

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Zen:
- honestly not too nervous

- he’s heard you talk to your mom before and she’s really sweet, he’s even talked to her as well

- you’re super nervous though because you’ve never brought a guy home before

- A few high school dates but not someone you’ve been serious about

- He kisses your cheek and let’s you know everything’s going to be fine, no one can resist his charms ~

- as soon as your parents greet you both at the door they’re taken aback by Zen’s looks

- especially your mom

- “ Gosh MC, I never knew this was your taste in men! ”

- you’re so embarrassed

- but Zen thinks it’s the cutest thing!! He kisses your moms hand like a gentleman

- your dad doesn’t really like him at first because he thinks he’s a player

- but once Zen chats with him more throughout the evening he warms up to him

- your sisters are so jealous

- “ if you two break up i call dibs ”

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RFA As A Friend

So this four am hc was gathering dust in my drafts so Imma post it. IDK  if there’s spoilers read with caution. This is what the RFA would be like as a best friend, told by someone who was half asleep. 

Yoosung

- This kiddo’s gonna try so hard

- Probably yandere as a friend too

- He better be yo BFF in snapchat, make it facebook official, better tag him in your ig bio

- Keeps you awake till the unholy hours of night with games

- Unhealthy influence 3/10 IGN but yknow he tries so hard he can get 8/10

Zen

- He’s still gonna be thirsty AF for compliments

- Whines to you about being single all the time pls shut up 

- That one friend who needs to judge all yo potential man/woman

- Lowkey a living student athlete meme

- ZEN SHUT UP ABOUT EATING HEALTHY AND DAILY EXERCISE I CAN ENJOY ONE FUCKING KITKAT 

Jaehee

- The one responsible friend ™

- But pure asf pls protect her from the harsh world

- YOU GOTTA LET HER RELAX SHES ALWAYS SO UPTIGHT

- That one girl who could be gorg if she tried but but prefers going to cafes and reading

- Jk shes gorgeous either way im straight, so why do i love her sm

- TAKE ZENS SELF ESTEEM AND GIVE SOME TO JAEBAE 

Jumin

- Funds everything

- Good listener™

- Doesn’t even know how to mute a call so you know he’s actually listening

- Can you shush about your cat with a victorian (Idk if its victorian lmao) name I want to actually discuss something

- JFC JUMIN IF YOU MENTION CAT WINE ONE MORE TIME ILL POUR THAT BOTTLE OF WINE OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE HAIRDO

Seven

- He’s not Saeyoung. He’s SaeRAN AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES 

- Too many memes 

- Sends you outdated ones just to piss you off

- Does outdated trends to piss you off

- Nearly gets you killed with his crazy driving

- Why do you even stick around him

- SEVEN STOP PLANKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

V

- Probably used as an escapegoat (scapegoat? scapegoat.)

- Comfort levels are insane

- Takes like five hours for him to get his hair dyed 

- Like his blue hair can’t be natural is he an anime charac- OHHHHH

- You can be his service dog woof woof wait no not like that you pervs

- V there’s a wall– *thunk*   … I warned you. You can’t say anything. I warned you.

Saeran

- Lil moody shiet 

- Hoards candy from those halloween sales

- The kind of guy to buy candy for himself on valentines

- Friend that ignores you 60% of the time

- Not sure if you’re even friends

- SAERAN IF YOU DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK IMMA STEAL YO FLAT CHOCOLATE RECTANGLE

Rika’s back and MC gets left P. 2

Rika is back and MC gets sick at the same time she feels abandoned. Part 1 (x) | Part 2 (x) | Part 3 (x) | Part 4 (x)Part 5 (x)

  • By this point you don’t want anyone to feel obligated to help you or go with you so you go alone this time
  • With the mistake of taking your phone
  • But you don’t think of what can happen or who can know because all you care at the moment is that you’re extremely sick like almost terminal according to your doctor
  • You walk home in a daze wondering what you should do next

Should you resign from the RFA? Wouldn’t that cause them trouble?? would they even notice? Should you quietly just disappear and hope that by the time you’re missed, you’d be gone already? Should you go back to your home country? Travel the world? Maybe you should call your family…?

  • No; you don’t want to worry anyone or make trouble maybe they have testing programs and such costs money though
  • On your way home you see something moving in a closed box safety first don’t open unknown boxes left in any area and you open it to find a tiny puppy looking at you for help
  • You look around for any sign of the puppy belonging to someone and then decide to take it home but you don’t know anything about dogs?!
  • You would ask in the chat room but the fear of being ignored was too much so you leave Yoosung a message asking him if he’d know what to do
  • After a while of no response you decide to take the dog first to the vet and get it a physical exam to make sure everything was okay and then buy the essentials for your new companion
  • Walking home you figured that maybe adopting a puppy may not have been the wisest thing at this point in life but you don’t care because he’s all you’ve got and you’re all he’s got now

—-Yoosung—-

Yoosung☆ has entered the chatroom.

Yoosung☆: MC got a dog?!

Jahee: I always assumed MC was more of a cat person with how much she bonded with Seven and Mr. Han.

Zen: you know what they say about cute girls and cute animals~

Yoosung☆: people say stuff about that? :o

Rika:… can we please not talk about dogs?;

Yoosung☆: I’m sorry! I forgot about… I didn’t mean to open old wounds ;;

Rika: let’s not talk about dogs anymore ^^ how was everyone’s day? Did everyone eat?

  • It’s been awhile since MC’s logged in
  • Yoosung felt like something was off
  • Ever since Rika came back he felt like things weren’t the same no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t help but feel like nothing could ever be the same anymore
  • It took him by surprise when MC asked him what to do when you find an abandoned puppy and how to care for a puppy
  • He doesn’t notice how slowly MC has begun to back away from the RFA, rarely joining in conversations anymore, and no longer sending memes or random facts she’d learn
  • MC no longer talks about books, music, games, fangirling with Jahee anymore or even joke around like before
  • He thinks that MC might be just busy so he doesn’t pry…

  • You try to log in daily just to see how everyone is doing bc you really do care about them
  • You saw how your dog got brushed aside when Rika asked them to stop and it hurt seeing how something so important to you could get shut down quickly
  • You don’t call anyone and no calls you really so it’s easy to hide how sick you sound
  • Between taking care of Paco and appointments, you hardly leave your small apartment thanks to jumin who helped you find one near a park and stores before you got sick

—— Zen——

  • Zen was shocked when he saw MC at the convenience store
  • He was more shocked when he saw how thin and ill MC seemed that he didn’t think it was MC at first
  • When did MC get a dog?
  • Surely that can’t be MC!
  • Zen calls MC just to make sure plus he wanted to make sure that that sickly person wasn’t MC
  • When MC doesn’t pick up or the sick person’s phone doesn’t ring Zen feels more relaxed and decides that he may have overreacted
  • But it’s normal since it’s been awhile since MC and I talked, ofc he’s worried

Zen has entered the chatroom.

Zen: Has anyone talked to MC? I haven’t heard from her for some time now?

Yoosung☆: I talked to her a few days ago in a private chat over how you take care of a dog! I think she said she found a puppy and decided to adopt it, why?

Zen: …really? I thought I saw her at the convenience store not too long ago… I didn’t know if it was her because she looked so sickly. I didn’t know she had a dog so I didn’t really think it was her. Could it be her?

Jahee has entered the chatroom.

Jahee: If MC is sick, I’d think she’d tell us. After all, she is like family now.

Yoosung☆: right? Yeah. I believe that!!

Rika has entered the chatroom.

Rika: But would she really tell us anything? I mean, we are all practically strangers to her. We did involve her with all huge mess that should have only been an issue between the 7 of us and not her.

Zen: That’s a bit harsh Rika…

Rika: I’m trying to be realistic ^^;

Yoosung☆: I hope that’s not the case….

Zen: You just said you believed in MC, and now you don’t?

Jahee:…

Yoosung☆:… that’s not it..

Zen has left the chatroom.

—- Jahee—-

  • Jahee wonders if there was something with MC
  • Though she didn’t know much about MC she did feel slightly concerned
  • Jahee talked to Jumin expressing her worries
  • Coincidentally Rika and V were having lunch with Jumin when Jahee walked in
  • “I’m sure she’s fine Jahee, you worry too much!” Rika smiled, leaving Jumin and V to brush off Jahee’s concerns as just paranoia
  • Jahee decides that if MC was in trouble she would definitely tell someone
  • MC is rational after all! So Jahee hopes that Rika, V, and Jumin were correct in making her think she was just paranoid with her momma instincts going haywire 
  • She lets the gnawing guilt go away, but she can’t really ignore it altogether

—-

  • You begin to notice that you’ve lost most of your strength
  • walking is now a hard and tedious exercise and instead of going to the doctor, he comes to you and even offers to help you with Paco and getting the essentials you need
  • Paco whimpers every time you cough up more blood and when you don’t eat
  • The doctor who sees you begins to talk to you about options that may seem more humane than dying slowly
  • You don’t participate in the chatroom because it makes more sense that the RFA should get used to a life without you again
  • Your only worry now is who will take care of you, Paco?
  • The only loyal being in your life looks at you with love and hope and all you can see is that you regret not having met Paco sooner
  • You receive a message something now uncommon and rare and see that it’s from ‘Unknown’
  • Maybe this is a good thing?

anonymous asked:

Hi! Love your work, it's really amazing! Can you do a HC with RFA + minor trio fallen in love with MC after the party?

Aw, thank you so much!


Yoosung

  • He really couldn’t get over how much he missed Rika
  • Though he appreciated how much you were there for him, he just couldn’t forget how much Rika meant to him
  • And it was not only annoying to you, but to the other RFA members
  • Like seriously, Zen was this close to whacking some sense into the poor boy
  • But you refused to give up, continuing to be there for him through his troubles with school, his mom, and his thoughts of Rika
  • And slowly but surely, he began to notice you more and more
  • At first, he was confused, because he’d never felt so strongly about a woman other than Rika
  • But this was different
  • While he cared for and admired Rika, the way he felt for you was even stronger. He felt those feelings for you, but there was something more that he couldn’t explain
  • Zen still felt like punching him
  • But soon, Yoosung is able to figure out just what exactly he was feeling for you without Zen having to punch him
  • And he was freakin terrified


Jaehee

  • Jumin works the poor girl so hard she barely has time to sleep
  • The last thing she can think about is love, especially with the party coming so quickly
  • Jaehee found herself the most distrustful of you once you joined the RFA, though at first she didn’t really understand why
  • And soon she found herself growing annoyed by the fact that you and Zen kept flirting with each other
  • She was so protective of Zen and didn’t want him or his image to get hurt
  • But after meeting you in person at the party… she realized you were an amazing person
  • And soon she realized she wasn’t jealous of you… but of Zen??
  • jaehee.exe has stopped working
  • She’s never had feelings for a girl before so how is she supposed to handle this???
  • And you keep flirting back with Zen!!
  • How could she ever tell you how she feels?
  • And how would she ever find the time?


Zen

  • Surely the King of Flirting could never seriously be interested in you, right?
  • Wrong
  • At first, Zen was just happy with the fact that he had found a girl that actually flirted back with him in the messenger
  • Mostly because it annoyed the Trust-Fund Jerk so much
  • But then he met you in person at the party, and it was like the wind was completely knocked out of him
  • He wasn’t expecting you to be so pretty???
  • He was saying such lazy and uncaring words to someone as beautiful as you???
  • ah shit
  • The nonchalant flirting stopped after the party, and once you noticed, it began to bother you
  • You began to think that once he saw you in person, he wasn’t interested in you anymore, and you began to feel insecure
  • He began to avoid you because he felt so ashamed by his “beastly” behavior
  • Now Yoosung wanted to punch some sense into the actor


Jumin

  • This man believes in waiting until marriage
  • So when he felt that weird twang in his stomach whenever he talked to you in the messenger, he ignored it
  • Because you were a lady and you deserved to be respected
  • But that didn’t stop him from having thoughts
  • And when he met you at the party, these thoughts got even worse
  • “you are opposed to sex before marriage you are opposed to sex before marriage”
  • You, of course, are completely oblivious
  • And the CEO-in-line who is so used to getting whatever he wanted learned that he actually needed to work for something un-C&R related 
  • And he was so clueless when it came to women that he enlisted the help of the last person he ever thought he’d need help from…
  • Zen


Seven

  • “lolol MC is so cool she jokes with me and sends awesome memes I can’t wait to meet her”
  • *cue you walking into the entrance at the party*
  • *cue 707 turning just as red as his hair*
  • He didn’t expect you to be so cute!!!
  • He’d seen you in the CCTV but those were nothing in comparison to real life!!
  • Why is everything he’s thinking end in exclamation marks!!
  • You expect to be able to joke with Seven during the party, and you grow confused when he avoided you as much as he could
  • And when he had to be around you, he was incredibly awkward, and even looked a little sick
  • You didn’t know how you were supposed to respond to his reactions, and Seven knew he was being ridiculous but he just couldn’t help it
  • Yoosung was in so much pain watching these interactions go down because his friend is a dumbass


V

  • After all he went through with Rika, love was the last thing he had on his mind
  • He was just happy that they were able to throw a party again
  • But he couldn’t stop thinking about the conversations that you would have with him in the messenger
  • He’d never talked to anyone like that… ever
  • He hadn’t even had conversations like that with Jumin, though that was most likely his own fault since he kept so may secrets
  • But even though he had just met you, he felt like he could tell you anything
  • And then he saw you at the party, and his jaw dropped
  • You were… beautiful
  • And the conversation between you two flowed in person just as easily as it did in the messenger
  • He hadn’t felt this way toward anyone, including Rika
  • And because of that, he had no idea how he was supposed to react
  • You deserved better than him… You didn’t need him to ruin you just like he had ruined Rika

Saeran

  • He was annoyed
  • He had been the one to bring you to Rika’s apartment, to bring you into the RFA… but they were the only ones you would look at
  • He would watch you through the CCTV as often as he could, wishing he could talk to you as much as those greedy members of the RFA did
  • What was so special about them? Why couldn’t you talk to him, too?
  • Now he was watching through the hacked security cameras at the party, and as soon as he saw you, his breath caught in his throat
  • Your hair was done, you had makeup on, and you were wearing a pretty dress
  • Why do all these people get to see you dressed like this?? Why can’t it be just for him??
  • He found himself growing angrier and angrier, finally getting to the point that he had to shut off the video feed as soon as he saw Zen kiss the back of your hand
  • Why was he so pissed?? Why did he want to hurt the RFA even more now??
  • What was this ache that he was feeling???


Vanderwood

  • “What the hell am I doing here…”
  • Seven had tricked Vanderwood into coming along to the RFA party, wanting him to protect the other members and the guests from any kind of threat, especially the hacker
  • Vanderwood was not happy
  • But then he saw you
  • And it was like he’d totally forgotten what he was even doing there in the first place
  • He didn’t talk to you, but he saw that you were friendly with Seven, so he knew that somehow he was going to have to bring you up without making it obvious to the dumbass redhead
  • Clearly you were a member of the RFA, but Seven never actually talked about the other members, so he didn’t know anything about you, including your name
  • But that was all about to change
THE HIGHLY REQUESTED- DATING NCT DONGHYUCK!!!

• “you’re dumb”
• “thanks, i know im handsome”
• “what-”
• all the members cannot stand you but then again when they’re stressed they just call you guys over and it just fixes up their moods
• mark hates both of you
• no exception
• y'all are annoying
• YOU TWO TEASE MARK SO MUCH LIKE AW POOR BABY
• “aYOMURK.”
• “SHUT YOUR MOUTH”
• taeyong cannot stop sighing around the two of you
• you know why.
• i know you know why.
• “your crush is coming!”
• “be natural- BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH”
• donghyuck thinks memes are dumb
• until he finds one that he thinks is funny.
• then it’s the golden meme and he’s sending it to you every 5 minutes.
• “i love you”
• “thanks, i love me too”
• Really. REALLY. RANDOM BREAK OUTS OF SINGING.
• you guys play really stupid games with really intense punishments.
• like, rock paper scissors where the loser GETS THEIR ASS BEAT.
• no one likes you guys but then again everybody likes you guys and it’s honestly like, same.
• OK but why do you guys seem like the type of couple who’d do the-
• “finish the heart”
• //sends a pic of middle finger
• HE FEEDS YOU SOMETIMES
• WHEN HE FEELS GENEROUS.
• THAT’S..PRETTY OFTEN? I MEAN
• IT’S DONGHYUCK.
• it really catches him off guard when you call him haechan
• who is haechan.
• you guys literally, SING YOUR LUNGS OUT, TO FIRETRUCK. LIKE. FROM THE “GET IT LIFTED” TO THE “SOBANGCHA” part like it gets so intense
• SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS’ ALARMS AND WAKE EVERYONE UP AND 2AM AND SOMETIMES YOU GUYS HAVE AN “ALARMS CAN’T TOUCH ME” ATTITUDE AND THOSE ARE THE DAYS YOU GUYS STAY IN TILL 5 PM.
• you guys are both literally the smallest little babies OK LIKE DO NOT EVEN DENY. Y'ALL AREN’T EVEN LEGAL YET.
• not innocent tho
• what is innocence? :“)
• YOU WOULD FANGIRL
• DONGHYUCK WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT. EVEN.”
• AND WATCH WITH YOU. AND SOME DAYS HE’S LIKE “I’M BETTER DON’T EVEN” AND SOMETIMES HE’S “SHIT. I GOT YOU. HE COOL.”
• little tiny pecks on the cheek and the lips when no one’s looking bc no one needs tO KnOW.
• you ask donghyuck to sing you to sleep.
• he always replies the same way
• “oh my god shut up and go to sleep im growing and i don’t NEED YOU KEEPING ME UP BYE.”
• but rare days where he just feels a lil, just a tiny bit, clingy, he sings to you.
• but no he doesn’t sing romantic songs or lullabies
• he sings “booming system uh uh, ty track”
• cue taeyong yelling at both of you because you guys are laughing so hard and he’s just, doNE.
• you take his sweaters and hoodies
• he doesn’t even care
• you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know that it’s his.
• BUT HE KNOWS
• HE DOESN’T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT HE THINKS YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE IN IT
• donghyuck doesn’t act like it bc HE’S SUCH A SLY LIL DJDJ#&/*
• BUT THE TINIEST THINGS FLUSTER HIM.
• WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN HIS HOME DIALECT, HE JUST CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE
• AND WHEN YOU LACE YOUR FINGER WITH HIS WHEN YOU’RE BOTH ON THE COUCH, NOT EXACTLY CUDDLING BC WHAT IS CUDDLING, BUT JUST, LAYING ON EACH OTHER, OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING TV, HE JUST FEELS SO RELAXED AND HE KINDA BLUSHES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE AND UGH.
• jeno always tells you how much donghyuck likes you but you just shrug it off and you’re like “idk, i like him a lot, though.”
• AND HE’S JUST LIKE ARGH BC HE LOVES YOU LOTS AND YOU MAY THINK THAT DONGHYUCKS SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND HE’S LOUD BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE, HE’S A COMEDY GOD, BUT HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT, SERIOUSLY, EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO SOMEONE THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM, BESIDES HIS MOM.
• SO HE BECOMES A LITTLE MORE. SERIOUS.
• HAVE YOU SEEN SERIOUS HYUCK.
• “hey, donghyuck!!! CHECK THIS OUT PEOPLE MADE MEMES OF YOU-”
• “mhm. you look really pretty today” AND OH BOY DID IT TAKE HIM A WHILE TO THINK OF THAT AND ACTUALLY VOCALIZE IT THROUGH HIS THROAT OUT TROUGH HIS LIPS.
• BUT YOU START SMILING AND START GETTING CLINGY AND YOU’RE LIKE “REALLY?REALLY? YOU THINK SO?”
• he really likes you honestly.
• you guys don’t talk about life till 5 am
• you guys talk about mermaids and whether or not they may or may not exist. till 3 am. bc you guys are growing. don’t you dare skip out on sleep, bad kids.
• you guys watch conspiracy theories ALL THE TIME.
• pretty sure harambe was a social experiment made by aliens living in a different dimension where the earth was taken over and created into a monarchy by the aliens to see how humans in a parallel universe would react to such an event.
• yeah. you guys are weird.
• BUT A GOOD WEIRD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU GUYS IT’S COOL.
• OK STORY TIME FOR DONGHYUCK.
• ok so a really long time ago when you guys were both like, grade schoolers.
• DONGHYUCK was a FUN LOVING KID WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RECESS TAG GAME. AND YOU JUST WATCHED THE STUPID BOYS WHO COULDN’T EVEN BLOW THEIR OWN NOSES, TRY TO PLAY TAG. EVERY 4 SECONDS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET WHO WAS “IT”
• well one day. donghyuck was sitting out on the bench because he sprained his ankle and no one sat down with him and he was just kicking sand with his feet.
• you walked over to him and smiled “hi.”
• “what do U want?” boy was he in a bad mood that he couldn’t play tag with everyone else.
• “i want to play with you!”
• “don’t you see that i can’t play?”
• “i can sit down and talk to you!”
• and that you did.
• donghyuck, the sarcastic, logistical, baby boy who loved running and laughing, was sitting down and talking to you and enjoyed it.
• “when i grow up, i want to sing on a big stage!”
• you smiled and nodded “im sure you can do it.”
• AND THAT, MY FREND, IS WHEN DONGHYUCK STARTED LIKING YOU.
• YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS CLOSE FRIENDS AND NO JOKE, EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT DONGHYUCK HAD AN ITTY BITTY THING FOR YOU.
• esp jaemin
• jaemin did not even care about donghyuck. he flat out told you that donghyuck liked you but you didn’t believe him.
• and yuta
• yuta has no filter when it comes to hyuck.
• donghyuck denied it
• but EVERYONE K N E W.
• AFTER A WHILE EVEN YOU KNEW.
• BUT BOI KEPT DENYING IT.
• until one day you two were sitting down enjoying your ice cream on a bench near the lake when were like “donghyuck, damn it-”
• and just, went for it and kissed him
• a gently one
• bc you guys are THE CUTEST AND WAS REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT.
• and donghyuck dropped his ice cream and then you pulled back and started blushing and let out a small “JSFJFJGJG WHY DID I JUST DO THAT UM-”
• but donghyuck then gave you a small peck on your lips to “calm u down” but it didn’t work it kinda made you freak out even more
• BUT THEN THE LOSER MADE YOU PAY HIM BACK FOR THE ICE CREAM THAT HE DROPPED
• like. not in kisses, not in hugs, in actual money.
• he took back the $2.34 he spent on that ice cream cone.
• classic donghyuck for ya
• you guys do a lot of walking together
• you guys walk to school together
• walk to restaurants
• walk to stores
• walk to nearby lakes and parks
• waLks.
• he tries to teach you how to dance and sing
• tries
• LOTS OF PUNS
• THAT FAIL
• PUNS. SO MANY.
• THEY MAKE YOU BUST OUT LAUGHING BC THEY’RE ALL SO STUPID AND VISE VERSA BUT ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS JUST “●-●” AND “ㅎㅅㅎ”
• what is reading the book before the movie
• what is not collecting every piece of merchandise of your boyfriend
• what is a proper meal and not fast food
• WHAT IS SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING THE OLDER MEMBERS FOR MONEY
• WHAT IS NOT USING AEGYO AND BLACKMAIL FOR EVERYTHING
• what even is donghyuck.

OK HERE’S DONGHYUK!!! I’LL PROBS MAKE A PART TWO FOR HIM BC I FEEL LIKE HIS IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS AND IT BOTHERS ME. AND THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT THAT GOOD TBH IMO, SO ILL PROBS DO ANOTHET ONE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE REQUESTED AND I’M SO SORRY IM LATE IN POSTING THIS HAHA I HAD SO MUCH SCHOOL WORK AND IDK HOW I’M EVEN ALIVE NOW. BUT THANK YOU GUYS FOR REQUESTING AND KEEPING INTACT WITH MY WRITING. and riP. 707 FOLLOWERS GUYS. IDK IF ANY OF YOU PLAY MYMS, BUT, 707, FOLLOWERS, GUYS. THANKSSSSS.

anonymous asked:

Request of RFA wanting MC to move in with them but finding out MC has three big dogs.


You mean my dream? (I want all the dogs) Absolutely! Thanks for the request! 

Yoosung

  • When he brought up the idea of living together his eyes lit up and sparkled like Christmas lights
  • But you had a secret that hadn’t been brought up.
  • Three large dogs waited at home for you.
  • Yoosung gets super excited. “When can I meet them?”
  • “We can go over and see them now if you want.”
  • He was ready to go that second.
  • When he gets to meet them he really didn’t comprehend how big they really were
  • But he still loves them on the spot
  • Letting them sniff him and after a few pets and scratches he his fully accepted into the pack
  • Yoosung loves them and they love him
  • Although he realizes you guys might need a bigger place
  • It’s a really heartwarming scene to see your beloved dogs and boyfriend get along
  • Yoosung goes through some serious strength training as he realizes that the dogs are stronger than him
  • He gets knocked down once in a while when they get too excited
  • Secretly he’s super happy they are big because he looks really manly walking them
  • Although as a result you get jealous too often when people hit on Yoosung and pet your dogs
  • He’s your cool angel

Zen

  • He brought up living together often and you never took it too seriously
  • Until he told you about a new house he had found and wanted your opinion
  • “Which room should be our bedroom?”
  • Shocked you had to break the news.
  • “I don’t know if we could live together,” you said cautiously. “See, I have three big dogs.”
  • “Really?” This was news to him.
  • “You’re always busy with your job…there was never time to introduce you.”
  • Although he was surprised he wanted to take this next step.
  • He took your hands and said, “I want to meet them.”
  • When he does he’s super awkward
  • He’s allergic to cats but despite not being allergic to dogs he was never allowed one
  • Plus having a pet with his career was troublesome
  • They’re friendly and become accustomed to him
  • Zen learns how to take care of them and comes to love them
  • He loves to go on runs and walks with them
  • You can often see photographs in magazines with him and the dogs out and about adding to his cool ratings

Jaehee

  • Since your things were always here and you had a space in her dresser and closet she thought it was only appropriate you move in
  • You had never imagined this step happening and got really excited only to be brought back to reality
  • “I want to but…” you but your lip. “I have three big dogs.”
  • “What?” she asked. “Dogs shed right?”
  • You nodded. “You can meet them, they’re really sweet.”
  • Jaehee combs over her schedule and finds a time that would fits best
  • She’s already dreading it after dealing with Elizabeth’s fur
  • But she understands that they are important to you and you are important to her
  • When she meets them her fears are confirmed
  • Three fluffy big, BIG, dogs greet her
  • Fur….so much fur….
  • Jaehee suggests a trial period in which they all live together
  • In the trial period Jaehee has to vacuum at least once a day to keep sane
  • However she admires that they are creatures of habit and work on a schedule for feeding, walking, and sleeping
  • Not to mention she loves that less people are willing to talk to her on the street when she walks them
  • When her stress levels hit overload she felt like crying
  • One of the dogs came over and rested it’s head on her lap
  • She didn’t know what to do but the dog shoveled it’s nose under her hand until she petted it
  • Jaehee felt comforted somehow just petting it’s soft fur
  • She researched the benefits of an emotional support animal and was amazed
  • Sometimes you come home and find her cuddled up around them on the couch despite them not being aloud on the furniture

Jumin

  • Hahahaha, oh boy.
  • It doesn’t take long for him to notice
  • He always encourages you to stay over but even when you do you’re leaving at certain times to head home
  • He confronts you about it stating, “You should just live here with me and Elizabeth.”
  • To which you blurt, “I have three dogs!”
  • “What?” he was stunned and then turned serious. “That’s not a funny joke.”
  • “Because it’s not a joke,” you shot back.
  • He couldn’t believe this, what a betrayal!
  • “Well you could still live here.”
  • You knew this would happen. “I knew it. I avoided telling you because I knew you wouldn’t approve.”
  • Clutching at your heart you said, “I love them. I can’t leave them behind.”
  • He didn’t want this. He couldn’t stand to see such a heart broken look on your face but…
  • “I don’t want Elizabeth to get hurt.”
  • “We could let them meet…they’ve never shown any aggression towards cats before.”
  • Jumin hesitated but ultimately agreed.
  • He brought her over to your place and was very much an edge
  • Elizabeth on the other hand strutted about like she owned the place
  • You let the dogs out and Jumin couldn’t believe their size
  • He thought for sure they would eat Elizabeth
  • As one dog opened it’s mouth and came closer Jumin lunged but you stopped him
  • The dog laid down and licked Elizabeth’s fur. The other two sniffed and laid down next to her seemingly care free. Elizabeth even purred.
  • Traitor
  • So excited you clapped your hands. “Oh my god how cute! They like each other!”
  • You tug him forward. It was his turn. The two dogs laying down didn’t mind him but the one who had initially liked Elizabeth simply stared at him.
  • After a moment the dog walked over and sat next to you with his back facing Jumin
  • You try to play it off as the dog being shy put Jumin understood the challenge
  • From then on it seemed that dog in particular had a vendetta against him
  • It would ignore him unless you were around
  • It would sometimes snuggle between you in bed or on the couch
  • A few ties and socks were ruined or went “missing” 
  • But since it adored Elizabeth he couldn’t complain
  • Constant staring contests are held
  • Jumin gets jealous easily when you give them too much attention over him
  • Now he knows how you feel

Saeyoung

  • He worried often about you traveling between his home and yours
  • Plus it would be great to have you sleep in with him all the time
  • So one day he brought up the notion of living together
  • He had to know right?
  • “I have three dogs,” you stated.
  • “Psh I know that,” he responded.
  • “Big dogs,” you emphasized.
  • He shrugged it off.
  • So you brought them over to meet him.
  • Theirs a mutual love but you’re getting the short end of the stick
  • You’re most of the discipline in the house
  • He spoils them too much and lets them do most of what they please
  • One day you came back and found all four of them on the couch with individual bags of Honey Buddha chips.
  • They just lay about and act lazy
  • He makes memes out of them and spreads them across the internet
  • He loves to terrorize Jumin
  • He even catnapped Elizabeth just to bring her to the house to take pictures of her with the dogs
  • Horrible dog based puns galore
  • Although when it’s time to get serious he has them trained as perfect guard dogs
  • And you have to wonder when the hell he had time to train them!?
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anonymous asked:

Headcanon where the RFA members has little siblings. Zen's little sister with Yoosung's personality ( even traits and hobbies ), Jumin's lil sis with 707/luciel's personality ( memes and crippling depression ), 707's (" his " too) lil sis with V's personality, Jaehee's lil bro with Zen's personality, Yoosung's lil sis with Jumin's personality and V's ( if you could include him ) lil sis with Jaehee's personality. Thank you so much ! Sorry if this is confusing.

oooh this was fun to write, i hope i got it right and did your request justice! same @ the 707 description tbh


Yoosung

  • His little sister had always been obsessed with cats
  • When she was a baby, Yoosung gave her a cat plushie that she called Miss Meow
  • Even though she was a very mature and quiet girl, she still slept with it at the age of 12
  • When Yoosung told her that he would study to become a vet, she squeeled!
  • Which was rare as she usually didn’t express much emotions
  • “Then you can make sure all cats are healthy and happy!”
  • He promised to do her best, and she made him sign a contract that Miss Meow would always be first priority to him if she “got hurt”


Zen

  • He was kind of jealous of her, as she got a lot of attention and was always considered the cutest family member with her blonde hair and soft cheeks (he was better looking!)
  • And she looked good without working for it! All she did was play video games all day, while he worked out a lot to look this good
  • She was sensitive though, and often came to him crying if she had done a bad test at school or complaining that she wanted a boyfriend
  • “You’re just 15, princess. You don’t need another man in your life than me, he will just break your heart” is he her brother or mother scientists can’t tell
  • Always worried about Zen’s eating habits, so she usually packed him cute lunches and had dinner ready for when he came home from rehearsal (unless she had stayed up all night to play video games and was asleep)


Jaehee

  • All this time we thought she was just too busy to date
  • Hahaha no, this guy is to blame
  • “All men are wolves!” 
  • “But I like women”
  • “All women are wolves!”
  • Seriously he would growl if someone even said her name, being dramatic was his thing 
  • How could a 14 year old be this intimidating
  • Oh yeah probably because he was tall and muscular
  • Don’t let his good looks fool you, he’s totally the mom friend of his friend group


Jumin

  • Jumin couldn’t for the life of him understand his little sister
  • ?? Why did she waste her money on stupid things instead of investing them ??
  • ?? Why was she constantly sneezing without making a sound ??
  • “It’s called dabbing, old man” *dabs*
  • Would always hug Elizabeth the 3rd whenever she visited
  • “Look, she loves me!” 
  • “No kitten, that’s animal abuse”
  • Sometimes she would just sit quiet for hours and he got slightly worried, but then she laughed and showed him a stupid picture and he knew she was back to normal
  • She could pick up on his subtle mood changes, and would spam him with cat memes when she knew he had a tough day


707 (and Unknown/Saeran)

  • Let’s just pretend they have always been a happy family okay
  • With Saeran who was too serious and Saeyoung who was practically never serious, she was the middle thing who made sure things got done
  • She was calm and collected, which was a good thing as both of her brothers were the complete opposite
  • Always there for them! Choi supporter #1 right here
  • Loved nature and to take pictures of it, so she would often drag them outside to get some fresh air


  • Her little sister was his number one supporter and had a lot of respect for him
  • She was very mature and always worked hard, so he had a lot of respect for her too!
  • He was glad she was grown up enough to apprecite his art, but give him critisism when he needed it
  • Made sure V always met his deadlines if he had request for photos, and often helped him plan photoshoots
  • He thought it was a little worrying that she at the age of 13 drank coffee as he had heard it wasn’t too healthy for children and he was worried that she didn’t get enough sleep, but she insisted that she just liked the taste of it


~jane

anonymous asked:

Hi! <3 could I request RFA + V + Saeran in a long distance relationship with MC? I'm in one so it would help

ahh sorry this took so long Anon.. i hope you see this! I’m sure your relationship will stay nice and strong <3

also this is kinda angsty haha.. um and the preface is that they were originally with MC but MC moved away for school or a job or something like that


Yoosung:

  • he never let go of his phone
  • you could message him at any time and start a short conversation before the time-zones took over
  • he was always restless and impatient, trying to hold back his clinginess
  • he didn’t want to be a bother or seem desperate
  • but he was, and he hated himself for it
  • at the same time, he couldn’t help feeling insecure
  • what if you got tired of the fact that he was 200km away? what if you thought he was a annoying? what if you.. found someone better?
  • those thoughts plagued his mind day and night
  • sometimes he had nightmares where you texted him in the middle of the night just to break it off
  • but as much as he was afraid,
  • all his worries would be washed away the moment he heard your voice over a call 
  • saw a quick selfie showing him your new outfit
  • or even a simple text asking how his day was going
  • it was enough to keep him off the edge and bring him a small sense of relief from all his internal suffering

Zen:

  • he didn’t see how this was going to work
  • his schedules were already so much of a mess that even with you by his side, there was never enough time for each other
  • despite all that, he was determined to give it a try
  • there was no way he was going to give you up just for a couple kilometers of land
  • he found himself glancing at his phone constantly - during practice, rehearsals, even in between scenes and quick changes of a muscial
  • anytime he was free for a second, he’d shoot you a text or send a quick picture of his gorgeous face
  • he claimed that it was for you,you know, in case you missed him and stuff
  • but in all honesty, it was more for him than for you
  • it was his way of confirming that you were still his, that you didn’t and wouldn’t forget about him - the way he looked, the way he acted, or the way that he loves you to no end
  • sometimes you’d send him a selfie of yourself in class and he’d feel so happy .. until he notices that your lab partner was a guy
  • not as cute as him, but still, he was a man, and he was awfully jealous
  • he hid it though, his jealousy and selfishness to keep you all to himself

Jaehee:

  • it was weird
  • she didn’t act like the “normal” person
  • in fact, she was the exact opposite
  • without you, she began to work much harder
  • working late into the night, barely replying to any of your messages, never even returning your calls
  • she drowned herself in work, trying to forget the loneliness she felt deep inside whenever she saw the empty chair infront of her during breakfast
  • there came a point where you thought that maybe she didn’t want this as much as you did, maybe she was better off on her own
  • but a few months later, you would realize why she worked herself so tirelessly 
  • surprising you when you came out of the lecture hall, she would be milling around the corridor, waiting for you to get out of class
  • she was slaving away at work to get a few days off
  • that was Jaehee for you, always thinking of others before herself
  • she’d gotten thinner, the bags under her eyes a darker shade of purple, her hands full of paper cuts and pen marks - she’d been working until the last minute of leaving home for you
  • there was no way she was going to let this relationship fall through

Jumin:

  • Mr. Cooperate Heir developed a schedule for your interactions (thanks to Jaehee organizing his day around the times the both of you’d Skype call)
  • he’d always seem to be a good mood during those calls
  • his tedious days brightened by simply seeing your face digitally on a screen
  • he’d bring Elizabeth to the screen and play with her (making her wave at you and all that cute stuff)
  • but after the calls, a sense of loneliness would rush over him like a tidal wave
  • he missed you so so much
  • hearing your voice was soothing, but more than anything, he wanted to physically be with you
  • to pull you into his arms, run his hands through your hair, smell the soap off of your skin
  • he missed you to no extent, but there was no helping it
  • however
  • when he did have business trips, he’d more or less find an excuse to visit you like “Oh, well the grape orchard is just a couple of kilometers from your place so I came to visit”

707:

  • he made you install a camera at your apartment
  • reminiscent of the time you guys shared at Rika’s apartment,
  • you’d playfully wave at the camera and show him your dinner or your new t-shirt with a doge meme once in a while
  • it was fun, in a way
  • sometimes you’d call each other and seriously, it was just like the old days, only now it wasn’t that he was a in another city but a whole entire country
  • inevitably he’d feel overwhelmed by the distance between the two of you, but watching you fall asleep on the couch with a book on your lap made him remember just how lucky he was to be your boyfriend
  • as painful as it was, he powered through, never once showing you the side of him that hurt
  • afterall, he was used to being alone - that was, until he met you
  • even if you cried out, he held back his tears in order to comfort you
  • making jokes, silly sounds to cheer you up on the other side of the screen
  • Seven oh Seven, defender of justice, built a wall around his own heart to protect himself from the harsh reality that distance and time-zones can bring

Saeran:

  • now that he had no one to lean on, he became his secluded self again
  • he never spoke much before, but now, he barely even showed up on the messenger
  • you missed him and sent him messages, but he only looked at them and didn’t reply
  • he didn’t have the strength nor the courage to send you back something that was positive or uplifting
  • he didn’t want to pretend to be happy for you, or that he was fine without you
  • there wasn’t much to say if he didn’t act, or so he thought anyway
  • telling you that he was sad that he missed you wasn’t going to change the fact that you’d left him for your career
  • it hurt him, as much as he didn’t want to admit it, and it made him angry
  • but he came through sometime later, and began to be more vocal through text and calls
  • because, you visited him almost every month despite the expenses of travelling so frequently
  • he learned to respect your choices and to cherish the little moments he did get to have with you whenever you came over

V:

  • well, an adult like him had to be understanding, right?
  • and so he was.
  • so extremely understanding to the point that it scared you a little
  • why didn’t he get mad when you replied him 2 days late?
  • why didn’t he lash out when you returned his call, waking him up from sleep in the middle of the night?
  • why didn’t he show even the slightest sliver of jealousy when you uploaded a picture of your new guy friend (who also happened to be quite the looker) to the messenger?
  • in a way, it was frustrating, but at the same time, you were incredibly grateful for his tolerance
  • while you were busy fretting over his considerate acts, he was desperately trying to refrain himself from becoming a monster
  • he wanted to be mad, jealous, angry, selfish - everything that he couldn’t be
  • but he didn’t allow it
  • as much as he wanted to act upon his own accord, he wanted more to be a supportive boyfriend after everything you’ve done for him, accepting him for all that he was
  • this was his way of repaying your love for him, his way of repenting

(。•́︿•̀。)

~Cherry L.


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anonymous asked:

RFA + V and maybe ray if you want who are MC older brother

RFA + V and Saeran as older Brother


I would love to make this! And also i´m sorry. Is there any difference? I have just 214 hourglasses so I couldn´t play V´s route… I know sad live but it´s okay if I do Saeran, right?


Jumin


  • different like sun and moon 
  • you hadn´t the same Mother but despite this you loved him like he was your blood 
  • and he loved you so much
  • he protected you with his life since your mother died 
  • he was really impressive how happy you could still be 
  • you laughed so much… that´s what made you special 
  • he hated the fact that you were so beautiful since every boy loved you! 
  • And he hated to share! He wanted to protect you so much…
  • you are never allowed to go out without him 
  • every boy gets a dead glare

Zen


  • MC, all mens are bad! 
  • do never go out with them! 
  • You are too beautiful, like me!
  • Such a protective big brother 
  • and so sweet! 
  • Will take you home from school 
  • and is the very cool guy, all your friends love him 
  • goes with you to parties to look after you 
  • YOU WATCHED MY SISTER? I WILL KILL YOU!

Yoosung


  • Kawaii big brother 
  • you name him oppa and he loves it 
  • helps you with homework 
  • tells you about LOLOL hoping you would become a gamer too 
  • he needs your girlish advise 
  • you can talk about everything with him
  • but he can´t keep secrets
  • WHAT? YOU LIKE MOM MORE THAN DAD?
  • Yoosung, psst! 
  • Don´t worry! Dad! I won´t tell you that MC likes Mom more than you!

(Jaehee)


  • Big sister became Mommy 
  • you are 12 years younger! 
  • Can´t live without her since you are so naive 
  • while she helps you with homework you will cook her coffee 
  • mom, I´m afraid, it´s raining…
  • always hugging you because you miss your real mom 
  • will buy you everything! 
  • And fights with everybody who makes you sad

Saeyoung


  • He Is So EMBARRASSING! 
  • You hate his jokes! 
  • and his memes!
  • and his humor! 
  • But he will always protect you 
  • messed up a test? Don´t worry, none will find it! 
  • But still he will looks after you all the night since you have nightmares because of your mother

Saeran


  • You are just like him 
  • Poor Saeyoung 
  • but he would always eat with you ice cream 
  • you were the only one who didn´t left your mother 
  • but you forgave them long time ago 
  • Saeran helps you when you are afraid of something 
  • really protective ,,You looked my sisters ass? Fuck you die.´´
  • Aren´t allowed to have a boyfriend until he dies

V


  • He is so nice! 
  • Will take pictures of you! 
  • Is very proud of you and the things you do 
  • are allowed to do everything
  • party until late? Let me pick you up 
  • Sleepover with friends? Should I go and buy you chips? 
  • Sad because of love? Here some ice cream!
  • but everyone who hurts you, will pay thanks to Seven
  • talks with you a lot about Rika 
  • can keep secrets very good 
  • gives also nice advice!

anonymous asked:

Hihi, glow in the dark stars anon here, once again ^^. I've noticed you wanted requests so I'm gonna send you one! How about an MC who is very innocent and sweet but as soon as their older brother comes into town, they become a fowl-mouthed memer and is constantly making jokes, and how would the RFA + V + Saeran react to such events. Sorry if it doesn't make sense;; (by the way how was your day? Oh, and keep up the good work my dude !!) <333

hey stars anon!(that’s your nickname now bc i love ya~)  my dude, you are like, my favorite anon?? you come up with great ideas wowie wow!! this is me but with my pals..im an only child;;

my day - well yesterday - was good. busy, but good! i’m finally getting over this weird cold. how was yours? ^^ and thank you, again! (/◔ ◡ ◔)/


zen

  • mc told him their brother was coming to town all excitedly and that they wanted zen to meet him. he agreed. family is important to him! ..yes im still salty about his family¬_¬
  • also this is like, the first time he’s gonna meet mc’s family its time to Impress
  • so they go, and zen really doesn’t know what he’s expecting besides hoping their family likes him 
  • their parents were kind of how he thought - nice and sweet, asking him questions
  • and then their brother came 
  • “mc!” their brother called. he was answered with a hug from them aw sweet not for long, zenny
  • “hey you nerd!” mc started, and then it pretty much went from there 
  • zen wasn’t really surprised at all the inside jokes they had, but there was? so many?? he had never seen mc make this many jokes
  • also did mc just say ‘fuck’? he was pretty sure he never heard them say ‘damn’ and now they upgraded to all this??
  • oh well, their brother liked him 
  • when they left, he got kind of pouty 
  • babeeee do you feel uncomfortable around me?” “what do you mean?”
  • “you don’t curse and joke that much with me, and you can, you know!” 
  • he just wants to have as many inside jokes   

yoosung

  • they were meeting up with mc’s brother for lunch!
  • he wasn’t going to be in town long, but mc was still so excited
  • yoosung thought they looked so cute all excited and now he is too
  • they got to the restaurant first and waited 
  • mc’s brother found them at the table and shook yoosung’s hand before hugging mc
  • “well now you have to tell me everything about your boyfriend, my dear sibling. and if i have to send him back to hell.”
  • *cue a slightly scared yoosung*
  • “i’ll tell you he’s better than that shithead you dated last year.” 
  • *cue a surprised yoosung now*
  • who are you and what have you done to my mc?
  • things continued this way, and they even started laughing at memes together
  • they made one of their brother’s old girlfriend…ok that one was funny
  • after lunch, yoosung kind of observes them for a while 
  • they stumble while walking once and mutter, “oh dang-”
  • mc when your brother accidentally kicked you under the table, you said something much worse 
  • oh well, he’s happy he got to see a new side of mc

jaehee

  • their brother dropped by the cafe right after they closed, but of course they let him in
  • jaehee made him a cup and he said it was the best coffee he’s tasted
  • “is your tea this hot too?” he asked
  • she was about to answer seriously, but mc knew better 
  • “it sure as hell is, and i have so many stories to tell you”
  • jaehee’s like: …how did we get from tea to stories
  • and then mc starts telling him about all the shit i apparently put the cafe through stories of customers and stuff
  • it was the same stories mc and her told everyone, but mc added more emphasis and..curse words in this retelling
  • if jaehee could become her question mark emoji, she would right then
  • at one point, mc told her to come sit with them 
  • so she did, sitting next to mc
  • “there’s one last thing I haven’t told you, dear brother.” they say 
  • but before they continue, they kiss jaehee’s cheek. “meet my girlfriend”
  • on the inside, jaehee was yelling because girlfriend!! but also cause she thought he knew– 
  • their brother paused for a minute before whispering, “et tu, brute?” 
  • and that’s how mc and jaehee found out their brother is also gay wow 

jumin

  • he invited their brother to the penthouse
  • he brought out the fancy wine, elizabeth was on her best behavior, things were good
  • and mc’s brother was nice and seemed to like him 
  • so all in all, the evening went well
  • except that jumin spent almost half of the evening being confused
  • because first off, when did mc get such a foul mouth what the he ck 
  • and second, what is a ‘meme’? 
  • “woah, wait. your boyfriend doesn’t know what a meme is, mc? hm…i dunno if i like him”
  • “calm your tits, brother. memes aren’t everything.” are u sure, mc?
  •  jumin is lowkey like ‘how can he calm his tits wtf’
  • anyways, mc’s brother assures that he was kidding and that he actually really likes jumin
  • who’s the real winner now
  • when their brother left, mc went back to being the innocent mc he knew
  • “…my love?” “yes, jumin?” “what just happened?”
  • he’ll get used to it

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • when they told him their brother was in town, he yelled for a little bit
  • how is this dork gonna impress mc’s family?
  • decides he needs to clean the bunker 
  • amazingly, he does it without vanderwood’s help a miracle
  • almost puts on a suit, but mc stops him
  • when their brother came over, mc’s attitude completely changes
  • and saeyoung just observes them for a while and realizes what he has to do
  • it’s literally just channel the 707 attitude. which he is an expert in doing
  • and now…let the memes begin
  • oh, mc’s brother likes this guy
  • it goes better than expected. they’re practically best friends now 
  • the only thing is, saeyoung doesn’t curse that much
  • so after their brother leaves, he’s like “mc, i didn’t know you had such a potty mouth!” 
  • watch them feign innocence for a bit
  • it doesn’t work, but everyone’s still happy

v / jihyun

  • came over to mc’s apartment to find their brother with them
  • it was a surprise
  • “oh, nice to meet you!”. they all sit and chat
  • v could’ve sworn he heard mc threaten their brother not to make any blind jokes
  • something along the lines of  “make one blind joke and so help me, i will fucking murder you”
  • v feels like he should be scared
  • there are no blind jokes, but there are a lot of memes
  • which he also doesn’t understand that well, but he catches on faster than jumin
  • “mc, I need to teach your boyfriend the art of memes.” 
  • ooh now v is really scared
  • but it goes better than he expected
  • his favorite ones are now the bee movie memes and ‘bees?’
  • he tried it once with the whole rfa around, like jumin asked when the next party date was and he just looked at him and went: “bees?”
  • mc was so proud. jumin felt betrayed. saeyoung lost his shit.
  • they got that on video and when they showed their brother: “mc, marry this man right now”

saeran 

  • they met at mc’s work
  • saeran was picking them up and they ran into mc’s brother
  • “oh! i didn’t know you were back in town!” “yeah. surprise!!”
  • saeran is like lowkey scared at first
  • but then the Truth Is Revealed
  • and now he almost hates himself
  • why is he always stuck with the memers
  • even mc got pulled into this, his one saving grace
  • though he found it kinda hot when they cursed, he just wanted to kiss them
  • heyy bringing back my saeran is ace headcanon haha no smut for you
  • anyways, though saeran doesn’t like memes, he understands them and can joke with mc’s brother
  • mc’s brother likes him
  • when he leaves, saeran is so glad they’re back to the mc he knows more
  • except like, hey, maybe curse more
  • they end up doing so when they figure out they get more kisses that way

anonymous asked:

Hi~ can i pls get RFA reacting to finding out mc is a witch? like, real world witch, not fantasy witch. thx!

Listen. Nonny. Friend. Pal. You came to the right place. Also as a bonus, what kind of witchcraft each member might lean towards! Also also as a bonus, V and Saeran because…reasons.

This request brought me back from like a 2-3 month hiatus, thank you! (More to come!) @specialagent–danascully - tagging by request and also because this is right up her alley! :)

Requests are open.~


✦ZEN:

  • really doesn’t know much about witchcraft
  • but when you tell him you are a witch he becomes really curious
  • like…thinks it’s so cool tbh?
  • wants to tell everyone if you’re out of the broom closet anyway
  • loves glamours and beauty spells
    • “Not that I need them, of course.”
    • (he asks for them anyway)
  • lets you make all of his soaps/masks/beauty products bc you enchant them for him
    • but always w/ intent like emotional calm or happiness bc that boy doesn’t need any help to be prettier but he could stand to chill from time to time
  • asks for a glamour spell to keep him hidden every time y’all go out together so he doesn’t get noticed by fans
  • gets really excited whenever you do a spell
  • (always willing to help with them)
  • seriously this boy is your #1 fan

✦Yoosung:

  • SO. MANY. QUESTIONS.
  • he wants to know everything like…everything
  • there’s a lot of explaining how it’s different from TV or movie witchcraft
    • there was a long discussion about Harry Potter and the differences between the two
    • “It’s a lot more…subtle than that.”
  • he loves it though
  • always wants to watch
  • he ends up really loving crystal and candle magic
  • the house always smells good! you always smell good!
  • plus, crystals are pretty! and used as magic items in LOLOL
  • he also loves kitchen magic, but!! is too afraid to ever try it tbh
    • his cooking tends to be…touch and go he’s afraid he’ll cause a magical disaster

✦Jaehee:

  • a little stunned
  • like until you told her, she had no idea it was a real thing that people could just…be
    • she’d heard of it ofc, but only in terms of the past, or books, or musicals
  • research mode: ACTIVATE
  • soon she knows more about witchcraft than you do
  • discovers kitchen magic very quickly and suddenly realizes why you would suggest certain ingredients oooohh
  • asks if you would mind to enchant the ingredients whenever they’re delivered
    • you already do and she’s delighted
  • makes pastries and desserts for all the holidays, even if you don’t celebrate them
  • your bakery gets a very dedicated following of local witches
  • and becomes a very popular after-work stress relief stop (nobody understands how your desserts seem to make everything better)

✦Jumin:

  • totally clueless about witchcraft but accepts what you tell him immediately, without question
  • buys some books, quietly researches without saying much
  • tbh for a while, you think he’s actually distancing himself from you bc of discovering you are a witch
  • but it turns out he was just so clueless about it all that he didn’t even know what to ask - so he had to study first
  • becomes a super diligent supporter
  • buys you a ton of supplies, meticulously researching each purchase
    • “This wand is selenite, so it doesn’t need to be cleansed. Also, it’s got black kyanite and smokey quartz for–”
    • “Er, it’s gorgeous, Jumin, but you know I was fine with–”
    • “MC, that other one is literally a twig. It still has dirt on it.” he didn’t throw it away, he’s got some common sense after all
  • secretly memorizes tea/herb correspondences and brings you different teas depending on how your day went
    • he thinks he’s being sneaky but you notice and love him even more for it
  • lots of magic theory discussions with him
  • or random semi-related things:
    • “MC, can only witches have familiars?”
    • “…I don’t know, but don’t worry - you definitely have the same kind of relationship with Elizabeth the 3rd as a witch and their familiar, even if it’s not called the same thing.”

✦Saeyoung:

  • you manage to surprise him, which is really hard to do
    • “Okay but how did I not know?”
    • “There are still secrets to discover about me after all!” okay he loved that a little too much tbh
  • p much unfazed though
    • “Well, if you don’t have one already, we should get you set up with an online grimoire. So much easier!”
  • spends free time doing extra research so he can understand this side of you more
  • loves cosmic witchcraft! researches the shit out of it
    • after all, he’s always felt a connection to the stars
  • witch memes, witch puns, ~witchy humor in general~
    • “You’ve got me…under your spell” *eyebrow waggle* said at least once a day
  • hacks your phone to send you crazy emoji spells that he made up
    • “Saeyoung…they’re emoji spells. You can send them in a text instead of hacking to…”
    • “Aw, but hacking is how I charge them!” gotta love this boy 
      • he only slows down when weird things keep happening because of his spells
  • tbh he starts making everything about magic and you love it
    • “Saeyoung…what are you doing?”
    • “I’m cleansing!”
    • “…you are literally covered in empty chip bags. Eating chips.”
    • SALT.”
  • like he makes jokes all the time but he’s 100% supportive
  • also always makes sure your wards are in place and working no way is he gonna let your home go without magical protection once he learns this is a thing

✦V:

  • he’s surprised but doesn’t really show it
  • asks a lot of questions, very intrigued!
  • you start to talk to him about spirits and astral travel
  • and he particularly enjoys that!
  • you introduce him to some spirits
    • turns out his energy just attracts genuinely kind and gentle spirits
    • he can sense them but not much else - he does feel very happy and at peace though
  • you two bond over energy work!
    • he’s really good at it, his loss of eyesight makes him extra sensitive to the energies of objects and people alike
  • he ends up getting you a little black kitten cliche, i know, fite me
  • he loves when he comes home to you doing a spell bc it almost always smells wonderful we don’t have to talk about what it smells like when you’re using valerian root okay

✦Saeran:

  • totally unsurprised, tbh
  • the things he’s seen - why would that, of all things, seem strange?
  • curious, but doesn’t really ask questions
  • just kinda…quietly observes
    • once you notice, you start to talk about it without him asking
    • you can tell he’s really happy
  • total fan of chaos magic you drew a sigil on him once and he was hooked
  • he is the best at creating sigils, they look amazing and always work
    • you tell him it’s because he has an amazing will, to go through what he did and make a full recovery - he believes you sometimes
  • he’s all about the witch aesthetic though he won’t admit it
  • turns your grimoire into a work of art with his illustrations
  • ends up lowkey becoming a witch himself, grabbing bits and pieces of different magic to suit his own craft
    • (his grimoire is a masterpiece)
    • (y’all are the first in a long line of witches in your family, tbh)

anonymous asked:

Omg I love the Male!MC thing. I always loved the idea of a male MC lolol. If you don’t mind doing another Male!MC perhaps you could write Male!MC running away and hiding at the party thinking that the boys won’t like them because he’s male. I hope this isn’t too specific; Thank you dear

HI! Yeah, I love the idea! 

Also AU: All the boys meet Male!Mc at the party for the first time! So like, in routes where they meet before the party they don’t meet before. Idk if that makes sense it’s 5am rn.

Yoosung:

  •   Sunshine boy comes to the party so excited to meet you!
  • He is so happy and excited and just wanted to hug the heck out of you!
  • When he gets there, he expects to see you quickly, maybe even right off the bat
  • Is so immensely confused when he doesn’t see you
  • He will spend most of the night searching for you, wondering where you are.
  • The likeness is that he won’t be able to find you unless you go approach him and admit you are MC.
  • You are very upset and distraught when telling him, expecting him to be disgusted.
  • Yoosung giggles softly and hugs you tightly, stating he doesn’t care that you aren’t female.
  • The rest of the night he will follow you around like a lost puppy and being adorable, constantly reminding you that you being male doesn’t change his feelings for you. 

Zen: 

  • Boy is ready to scoop you up in his arms
  • He will likely recognise you by your voice
  • And will confront you about why you had been avoiding him most of the party.
  • Once you explain it to him, this boy sighs softly and then laughs hysterically.
  • How silly that you believed such a small thing would make him love you any less!

Jumin:

  • This boy got you like….500 gifts
  • Maybe not 500
  • But like,,,, a lot
  • And he can’t wait to give them all to you! Even if he doesn’t show his excitement
  • And is so confused when he can’t see you???
  • He spends ages looking for you and like Zen, he recognises you by your voice
  • Is so confused as to why you tried running from him???
  • When you admit your worries, he stares blankly at you, and then just gives you the gifts and states that he does not give a damn about your gender.
  • He loves you for you because you love him for him.

Saeyoung:

  • This boy already knows
  • He did a security check on you, after all.
  • Which is why running and hiding from him really isn’t that smart since he already knows what you look like.
  • He will likely just approach you and he already knows why you tried to hide
  • He will crack up a handful of jokes about it, trying to crack the ice between you two
  • It’s his way of showing you he doesn’t care about who you are as long as he loves you.
  • And guess what! This depressed meme-boi loves you.

V:

  • Since his sight isn’t that good, he can’t really visually search for you.
  • He got you flowers but like…wasn’t sure where you were or if you even came.
  • You had promised you would though…so he hoped you were here.
  • LIke Jumin and Zen, would be able to hear your voice and walked over to you, asking if you are MC
  • When you distressingly admit it, he’s surprised at your distress.
  • He gives the flowers to you and assures you that your gender isn’t important to him because what is important is that he loves you.

anonymous asked:

Hello there! I've recently discovered your blog and loved your writing! I don't know whether you've done this before, buy how about the RFA, V and Saeran reacting to a MC who's in her last year of highschool? Thanks!

Thank you so much for the compliment! (^-^) Here you go, anon! I hope you like it!

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  • “smol child has entered the chatroom"
  • Seven takes you on as his young apprentice to learn all his ‘magical skills and tricks~★’
  • You send him memes about school, he sends you memes about school- it’s great
  • But in all seriousness though
  • If you tell Seven that you’re really struggling with school he’ll do all that he can to help you out.
  • “I need help with my paper”-He calls you up, “I’ve been struggling with this problem for the past few hours.” He sends you screenshots of the step by step process on how to solve the problem
  • Saeyoung can’t help but tease you a bit though lol
  • “Aw, but this problem is so easy though! Why can’t you see what I see? It’s so obvious!~”
  • WELL EXCUSE US SEVEN, NOT EVERYONE CAN MIRACULOUSLY GRADUATE ALL OF COLLEGE WITHIN ONLY JUST A YEAR GEEZ

Yoosung

  • so so so happy that he has a buddy to cry about school with
  • “Just took my exams today.”
  • “Me too.”
  • You’re both really happy you have someone who understands.
  • Yoosung offers to be your study buddy to prepare for upcoming tests
  • but real talk that’s gonna be a total disaster if he even steps an inch to a computer- Or even worse if you invite him over to your house to study and you happen to own some video games
  • You two decided to take a break from studying for about twenty to help you guys relax. ITS BEEN FOUR HOURS.
  • “Hey maybe you could start a Lolol club at your school? ^^”
  • “What would be the point of making one there If I’m just gonna end up graduating-”
  • “MC, you’re not seeing the bigger picture here.”

Zen

  • Feels super bad when he remembers how he first flirted with you when you entered the chatroom
  • He doesn’t care that there’s only a small age difference between you too- If Yoosung is young enough to be considered a toddler in his eyes-THEN YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A NEWBORN
  • He has a few fans who are also in high school so he wouldn’t be surprised if you were interested in him before you met him personally 
  • But even if you weren’t, it’s chill no worries
  • Feeling down, no biggie: big bro Zen’s got your back
  • Some guys giving you some unwanted attention, he will not hesitate to attack if needed
  • You mentioned you were going on a date with a guy from your school
  • Zen shows immediate disapproval
  • “No no! Guy’s at your age are NOT to be trusted in the slightest! If it makes it better, I can act as some sort of chaperone!”
  • “Oh that’s very nice Zen, but I’ll be fine. ^-^”
  • “MUST PROTECT THIS NAIVE CHILD,” he thinks to himself
  • Overall he’s gonna help you in anyway he can! Except if it involves books, or math, or science, or history- he barely knows anything about that kind of stuff so it might be better to ask someone else in the chatroom.

Jumin

  • He’s nearly 30 and you haven’t even graduated high school yet- Like omg
  • Admits he talks to you whenever he needs to see what’s up with the ‘cool kids’ aka what kind of products are popular with young people rn and can be sold to make a profit at C&R
  • You choked on your drink when you read his message that said: “I can be ‘dank’ too, MC.”
  • If you’re getting bullied at school, you’d bet this man would hire some bodyguards to protect you.
  • If you show interest and all of the qualifications are met, he even may consider giving you an internship at his company if you want one.
  • “Jumin, can you help me study business?”
  • “Why? I can just hire someone to tutor you if you’d like.”
  • “Oh, I guess that works. Thank you so much!”
  • “No problem.”
  • “Now I need your advice, should I start a project involving those ‘tide pods’ and start selling them as snacks? Is that ‘hip’ with the cool kids nowadays?”
  • “Jumin..”
  • “Ha, no worries I’m only joking.”

Jaehee

  • Um????? Are we really okay with this, guys???
  • This poor woman’s worried that this ‘highschooler’ just entered the chatroom. She remembers highschool VERY WELL. SHE REMEMBERS THE PAIN
  • Momma bird, Jaehee is spreading her wings
  • “MC, please don’t tell me you’re gonna be like Yoosung and not listen to our advice to study”
  • “Uh… Well (9w9)”
  • “MC DON’T DO THIS. YOU’RE SO CLOSE TO GRADUATING DON’T DO THIS TO YOURSELF.”
  • Jaehee is gifted in both organization and intelligence so it’d be an absolute awesome idea to go to her if you need help with school!
  • “I’d be more than happy to help you, MC.” She gives a small tranquil smile. “So what is-”
  • “ASSISTANT KANGGGGGGGGG”
  • “Oh yeah right, I have a job to do.”
  • If she wasn’t so busy she promises she would do more to aid you in your studies. But at the very least she cheers you on from afar
  • “I got an A on my economics test!”
  • “Glad to hear it, MC! The other RFA members and I are quite proud of you! ^^”

V

  • “A high-schooler just joined this chatroom created by my ex- who is now running a cult. oh no.”
  • On the outside, he’s welcoming you to the RFA with open arms but on the inside- this man couldn’t be more concerned.
  • Once the days have reached their peace and you two don’t have to worry about Rika or Mint eye or anything like that, Jihyun will politely ask you how your day was or if you saw anything interesting. Mostly for two reasons: 1. Just a general check-up to see how your day was and if you’re feeling safe and 2. Something you may have seen might give him inspiration for his next art piece.
  • “I saw a wounded bird on campus today, I really felt bad for it. Luckily some guys at my school picked it up and now they’re nursing it back to health in the infirmary. Here’s a pic I took of it”
  • “Aw, the poor thing.. Would it.. would it be alright if I made a portrait of it using the photo you sent, MC? I know the bird probably wouldn’t have anything to gain from me painting it but if the final outcome comes out alright… I could give it to your school for free, perhaps they could hang the portrait up somewhere or maybe even sell it to help raise money? I’m probably thinking way too ahead into the future but I feel like I should help out somehow. If you or your school needs help at all MC, feel free to let me know and I’ll try to help to the best of my ability, ^^”

Saeran

  • Swears across his heart that he was ABSOLUTELY SURE that you were older when he convinced you to go into Rika’s apartment. He promises.
  • Lowkey feels bad that he convinced you to join some random chatroom when you should’ve done something more constructive with your time: like studying
  • lol that’s a nice thought Saeran but no.
  • At least you were able to get a proper education when he couldn’t
  • If you needed someone to tutor you, you should probably come to him if you were 100% serious about it.
  • Sure he and Seven share the same amount of intelligence but it’s almost guaranteed that Seven may get a bit distracted or try to be playful with you when studying. So if you had a big big exam coming up, it may be better to go to Saeran who’s more likely to stay focused and take the situation seriously.
  • “There was a pep-rally at my school today!”
  • “Pep.. rally...?”