I have like 10,000 Papa-Haise headcanons! …
I’ll try to keep this short! (#^^#)ゞ
Haise would be a very affectionate, supportive and enthusiastic parent. Without a doubt, he is definitely that annoying guy that stands up and cheers obnoxiously loud for his child when they participate in competitions, school plays etc. That is, when he isn’t standing aside recording the whole thing on his video camera.
He’s a complete goofball around his child. Making puns left and right. Always willing to attend their teddy-bear tea-parties, or play the role of the bad guy in their games. However, if anything happened to them, he would turn completely vicious to anyone that tried to hurt them.
He has boxes upon boxes filled to the brim with his child’s old finger-paintings and school projects. His office space is cluttered with pictures that they drew for him. It makes his desk very disorganised, but like hell if he will move them.
Literally wrapped around his kid’s finger. Haise’s partner will have to talk him out of doing the dumbest of things to please their child. He just doesn’t like to tell them no.
Before the baby was even born, Haise was an incredibly dedicated parent. He insisted on accompanying his lover to the lamaze classes. It’s safe to say, he took more out of it than they did, always reminding them to practice their breathing exercises and whatnot.
As fantastic a father as he is, he can be pretty overbearing. When the child is young, they thrive on the attention he showers them with. As they grow up, they become less enthused by his constant vigilance.
Co-workers will go out of their way to avoid bumping into him in elevators and hallways. When Haise isn’t busy with work, he is more than likely showing off the latest pictures of his child and partner with a proud gleam in his eyes.
(Let’s be real. I think this vine sums up ‘Haise as a dad’ way better than I ever could. Also, THIS. Holy shit.)