and beatrice and wirt oh my god

Wirt: I’m doomed, we spent here all day and found nothing!
Dipper: You better go get some sleep, you look awful! I’m gonna keep looking in case we—
Wirt: It’s no use, Dipper, the Second Task IS tomorrow! Oh my gosh, I don’t want to die!
Dipper: Wirt, calm down! Nobody is going to die tomorrow!

HP au! Wirt is in his sixth year at Hogwarts when Triwizard Tournament happens. Beatrice teases him (pushover) into putting his name in the The Goblet of Fire, and nobody expects a quite Ravenclaw prefect to be selected, but guess what! 

Wirt and Jason, megaphones in hand, running alongside Beatrice, Lorna, and Anna: Let’s go, lesbians, let’s go! LET’S GO, LESBIANS, LET’S GO!!! Here we go, lesbians, here we go! HERE WE GO!!! COME ON, LESBIANS, LET’S GO!!! Oh my God…lesbians…MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WE’RE ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!?!

I bet back in the Unknown everybody keeps praising Wirt as “a mysterious pilgrim who flew into our town and rescued us from the cold clutches of the Beast” and whenever Beatrice hears anybody talk about him like that she just starts screaming.
“Oh my gOD DO NOT GET ME STARTED THAT JITTERY NERD WAS NOT COOL OR MYSTERIOUS HE WAS A DORK WHO PLAYED A FREAKING CLARINET AND KNEW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT INTERIOR DESIGN HE RECITED POETRY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD UGGHHH I’M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE


… HE WORE A GNOME HAT. A G N O M E H A T”

One is a bird, two are the trees, three is the wind in the leaves…

Oh my god I finally got around to doing this, and it didn’t take all day or anything. Combined the three watercolour paintings before into one image. I’m happy with the result. The idea was to show their character and the way they regard/interact with each other. I love their dynamic so much. T.T

anonymous asked:

one night at like 3am wirt gets a call from jason and he's practically in tears 'wirt its an emergency come over NOW' and so he runs to jason's and busts in like 'BABE WHATS WRONG' and jason goes "THERE'S A SPIDER" and wirt is just so done jason called him over THIS but he still follows jason to the spider but then they get there and "OH MY GOD THAT THING IS HUGE". nerds end up calling beatrice who arrives at jason's to find the two clinging to each other and standing on a table

this is absolutely something that would happen omfg

bea would just be so done with them